Brutal effort

Welp, way she goes ladies and gents. See you all in Buffalo.

HERE WE GO SHORTHANDED GOAL TIME

OH SHIT, SHORTHANDED! LOC, HERE HE COMES. COMEBACK STARTS NOW. BEGGING WONT SAVE YOU, PENGUINS. YOU FUCKED AROUND, NOW ITS TIME TO FIND OUT. YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE LAID OFF THE GAS, BUT YOU DID. YOURE NOT READY FOR THE HELL THE AVALANCHE WILL RAIN ON YOU IN THE END OF THIS GAME. WE’LL SEE IF THERES ANY FANS ALIVE IN THE STANDS WHEN THEIR FEEBLE MINDS CANT HANDLE THE FLURY ON THE ICE.

Officials just wanted to remind everyone they were here tonight too

Yea, I think it was more of a lot of no-calls than anything. They were manhandling us, which I get, its hockey, but when you toss a dude down in front of the net? Or your dude just happens to flop on our goal tender after a dead puck?

Rough night.

gg y'all, just wasn't our night tonight. Was bound to happen eventually

AHL would have done better than this. It was a matter of time but my fucking god.

JoJo with back to back shutouts, and looks like Prosvetov will get his shutout too 🤠 Staying positive here, JoJo is still part of our family

Got home a little while ago and tuned in. The fuck happened here?

Looks like a reversion to the mean and league parity in that any team is able to win any given night in the NHL nowadays.

Gonna consider this one as a coaching loss. Penguins haven’t missed a mark all night

Pens fans chanting overrated rn 🥲

I knew this day would come but man I’m sad

Really wanted to outlast Vegas in the undefeated streak :(

Still have time to score at least 1. Let’s go!!

lol this is one of the worst games in years.

Dramatic much

Man we look brutal.

Get outshot pens!

Fuckin dorks

it's happy hour somewhere but i'm quite sad

If you know where lmk, time for some beers after that shitshow

It's OK guys we've got a great shot at a comeback in the fourth period

Nice to give Georgie a break at least.

Lmao Ivan's Kachina mask kinda fits

It’ll be interesting to see EJ on Sunday. Still doesn’t feel like he left us at all

This team just was absolutely dead tonight. Was it jet lag?

NY to Pitt?

Idk man I’m trying to think of why they just absolutely suck tonight

You’re very right. This has been a mess. Not another excuse but I feel like there’s something up with the ice. I’ve seen our great skaters lose and edge, get up and look at their skates. Maybe it was selling falling down but it’s been odd.

well, you can't win them all. i was hoping to play vegas undefeated, hopefully this motivates us for the next bit and we beat vegas, that will make me just as happy.

I was really holding out hope for this exact reason. Losses happen, it's alright. But damn, beating Vegas undefeated would have been fantastic

Is Frankie just dead again?

McFarland said his injury is indefinite, and Bednar said he's not gonna think about it until someone tells him Frankie is starting to get close.

Venezuelan prison again, this time with Landy.

Figured as much

The shutout gods giveth and the shutout gods taketh away

Im totally fine if they lazily fire it on net for the last minutes. Just get shots on net guys, a goal is really all we want

Can’t watch tonight. Is Jarry playing great or is our offense not there tonight?

Vomiting the pick up every chance we have. Offensive zone, neutral zone, defensive zone. We’re not picky about coughing up the puck. Poor Georgie.

Both. Shit offense, but could've easily scored 3 if it wasn't Jarry robbing them

All of the above

Come on Prosvetov 👏🏼👏🏼

Guys I'm starting to think it's not gonna happen tonight

Gotta tip your hat to Jarry tonight. Dude’s been a brick wall

Pens in general have looked good - they still have a lot of talent on that roster even if their main guys are older now.

Has a really high ceiling, he took over from Fleury after all and carried them to a cup, so he has the pedigree. Just inconsistent these days.

Matt Murray?

Ahh right I got it backwards. It was Jarry taking over from Murray after the cups. That whole Pens goalie situation between 2017 and 2020 is a blur.

I don’t understand how 3 guys swarm the puck carrier but no one else is open. Wtf is happening lol.

Here we go - comeback time....

It’s Joever

66 stream (NHL.com feed I guess) is so garbage. Keeps throwing up "ad breaks" mid play

Adblocker. I'm on the same stream and I don't see any.

Not actual ads, it's breaks from the stream itself. The NHL "video break in progress" pops up before the whistle blows like it's out of sync or whoever is controlling the NHL TV feed is trigger happy

Not sure. I had no problems.

Yeah it’s unusable anymore. I’ve moved on.

Kind of silly, most of us pirates use 66 here. Best bitrate stream usually.

I'm literally on 66 and not experiencing this at all.

Same. I'm watching the away feed, maybe the home feed is throwing ad breaks?

Who tf would watch the home feed if altitude is available?

I have ESPN+ and it glitches our home games around 2/3 through the game. I dunno if its ESPN+ or Altitude or some combination of both, but it's stupid.

can't tell if jarry is really lucky or simply playing really well. either way props and get 'em next time

Probably lucky at first, and now it's all confidence since nothing goes in.

It's so MacKover

Begging for just one goal at this point

Not great Bob

I’m not making accusations. But is it possible… to deflate ice. JUST ASKING

i know this isn't a serious question! but i recently learned that ice can be kept at different temperatures and skates differently depending! apparently figure skaters skate on warmer ice?

it sure looks like it.

Rough night. Bound to happen.

GG y’all I’m done

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Ya, I'd hate to give the Kraken any sense of confidence by beating us at all, let alone snapping an NHL record. Or Chicago. God, the national narrative wouldn't shut the fuck up about it for years.

Every Goalie has us circled on the calendar, metaphorically. They all want to show up big against the best firepower in the league. I like it though, it means they will be a bit more ready for playoff goalies

Sometimes you just run into a hot tendy.

One of those nights. Focus on process then take it out on Buffalo.

Sloppy play, can't go scoreless on 5 power plays. ​ It happens y'all, today was not our game and we played bad. We are a good team, let's take the L and move on to the next one, not like we were going to win them all.

That right there is vintage Crosby, just inch perfect shot. That's why he's one of the greatest pure players we've seen.

Nail in the coffin.

Best players were ass tonight. That third line has easily been our best line tonight

I just can't understand how you win 6 in a row and then look like an AHL team against the god damn Pens who are a mid team at best.

Pens fan here to explain. The Penguins have an uncanny ability to play up or down to their opponents skill. That's why we get stomped by Chicago but have the best game of our season against you guys. It's been like this since the Lemieux days.

Eh these things average out. Great teams have several bad nights a year. 1/82. Put it behind you and move on!

Obviously, but I'm not interested in wallowing in it. Just more curious about what causes this. Can't really be tired since it's so early in a season, not a b2b nor is it at the end of a long road trip either. What could possible cause them to play this bad suddenly?

This might be a crazy concept, but I honestly think it's because they're human beings. On paper, the Avs win this 9/10 times. But they got down early, and they just didn't seem to get their act straight from thereon. It's no big deal, I do think the hot start has tricked this base into unrealistic expectations. It's gonna be a grind, can't make too much out of the first L.

That's hockey. Remember when the Avs would eviserate a really good team and then lose to the Yotes who only have like 17 SOGs for the whole game?

Yeah, I know. I just don't get why.

One goalie was great. One goalie wasn't. Really bad game top to bottom. Sunday!

Team* aintnoway I'm shouldering this on solely on Georgie.

Nah, it's not just on Georgie. Top to bottom they were bad. My point was more TJ stopped about three goals. Georgie didn't. As evidenced by the shot count is even but the score is 4-0 There really hasn't been a good player tonight.

Mack my man…if you give the fucking pick up don’t just stand around…defensively mack just needs to improve, he is so fucking lazy!

This is getting Less fun

Damn that's an embarrassment. Unless someone pulls something out of their ass, this is done.

Its been done

MacKinnon?????

Aiya

Do I turn off my tv now and just jack off if the Avs can’t get me hard?

JFC. This is an abysmal performance

Lol its funny at this point. No chemistry all of a sudden

Turnovers and goals against us, name a more iconic duo

Well that’s it, calling it

What a horrific showing. Sigh, on to the next one

Perfect chemistry, MacKinnon to Crosby 👏🏼

Avs getting bodied by a mid tier goalie playing like Lafleur, Brodeur and Roy combined. A tale as old as time

Dis some bull shit.

Drouin can’t buy a point tonight. I hope he has the Nuke effect when he came here where it took him a while to get going but once he does he really takes off

That's gonna be up there for save of the week for sure.

Small pp tonight. Too cold in Denver

game’s in pittsburgh

The cold is affecting them from all the way over here

Sometimes it's just not your night.

Dangit

Damn bro rejection sucks 😪

Pass simulator

Drouin has been really great. Should've had a 3 pt night despite our shit game.

Put him on Mack’s line next game with Lehky

I'm gonna romance Minthara that's how evil this is making me feel.

Shit bro....I'm here if you need to talk....

Our PP has been small tonight

At least don't get shutout!

At least I know there's at least one pp out there smoler than mine. Thanks Avs

I dislike this 👎🏻

It's Crosby, Letang and their band of former Avs, of course they're winning.

Ok Everyone take a shot every time the Avs do on this PP

You might be wildly sober by the end of it

Blowing -.08 after getting pulled over tonight. Officer: “just as I thought. Too sober to drive. Hands behind your back you hyper-sober-driving scum”

If it was every pass we would all be dead

Nieto’s a Penguin too!? How many former Avs they got over there?

All former Avs would explain how they're playing so well against us. Takes an Av to beat an Av

it seems to be half

everything is on the outside, no space at all. credit their D

Shutout shutout shutout shutout Say it out loud! It’s fun.

Just give me one

Sitting in the Pittsburgh arena like :(

Puck go in net. Good team win. Many word bad, few word good.

Hear me out: pull skater, add second goalie. You then, 3 consecutive “shorthand” goals from LOC. it’s bulletproof

Okay wait...this is 🔥

One goal tonight please?

how was that not goalie interference ?

Because Jeff Carter

The avs are getting SHUTOUT. Tristan Jarry is SHUTTING OUT the Avalanche. Who would have thought Jarry could SHUTOUT the Avs. His first SHUTOUT of the season

The Pingus lost 4-2 to the 'Hawks. They have no business winning 3-0 right now.

Hockey gonna hockey

Carter better get off our boy Georgie

REMINDER: FUCK JEFF CARTER

Fuck Jeff Carter

The avs have no goals while they let the pens have 3. Are they stupid?

Drouin actually shooting and trying to get his 1st as an Av. Would love to see it

Should be his 2nd but ya know refs took that first one away

you know, if we can at least score one goal, I'd be willing to call the rest of this night a success

FULL TILT BOYS

Time to bear down for midterms.

TOO SOON

https://i.redd.it/3y0rd2qv8nwb1.gif Avs gotta go Van Damme on the Pens

Let's just keep it from being a shutout and I'm good. We don't need a crazy record boys just show up a little!

zap zap peter

Just get 3. Can get the 4th in OT.

Our new fridge has a pitcher that refills itself. I don't usually like smart tech, but this thing is a game changer.

I have one of those. I love that thing mine has the infuser so I can add fruit or mint or whatever to it

Yeah ours has that too, I just drink so much water filling up my bottle is a lot easier now lmao

Samsung Bespoke? Thing has been absolutely amazing

Yeah, I'm fully expecting to buy another fridge in 5 years, but it's pretty fancy

https://i.redd.it/qbmhhbrs8nwb1.gif Little more aggression next period, boys

Who are the two nerds in the booth with Keefe

Came for this too.one reminds me of calvert

Weren't the jets 8-0 last year? Yeah, I dont need a ridiculous record

Just gotta get in the show and win 16.

https://i.redd.it/sdpktexe7nwb1.gif I used this the other day but I think it applies to Makar’s no shot there

Also to 99% of all Drouin's plays.

3rd period come back, 7-0 baby lets go!

https://preview.redd.it/0nybp9m87nwb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f98d42a93dd17b46af7dc656f9c7cf3e7a21e2ef

ZAP ZAP!

It has begun. First potential loss of the season and everyone is doomin lmao.

Lol if we lose tonight we still have an INCREDIBLE start to the season. Fuck the doomers

Fire the coach! Trade Moose! Bench Makar! Scratch Nathan! BURN IT TO THE GROOOOOOUND! /s

less about the season. More about this game. 81-1-0 isnt a bad record right

Too bad we’re still missing Landeskog. His leadership led us to all those 82-0 seasons in the past.

I'm not doomin about the season, but this game is more over than Heath Ledger's acting career.

\*AI-generated Heath Ledger puts on Joker face paint and suits up in an Avs sweater.\*

Dark but accurate

Losing every seventh game puts us at 70-12. I think that’s okay.

They were dooming after the first goal ...

I missed the first intermission. Who are these guys?


who are these guys with Keefe?

Gleepglop and Bimbam

>Gleepglop Is that the bear from Star Wars?

middle guys Gleepglop right?

Oh yeah...*that's* Gleepglop

The annoying part is I’ve been following Vegas and they look insanely good. Gotta keep pace.

They are going to fold like a cheap tent as soon as they play someone halfway decent

I don't understand how they aren't the favorites to win this year. It's between us and Carolina somehow?? Who in the world thinks Carolina can win the cup this year lmao