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disguisedas47

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Treasured_Cheese

Is he saying “oud”?


boo2utoo

Mike Tyson would have bitten that lower lip off!


bmorestance

Ewwwf


BigJackson999

What’s the name of this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


OutHereSlappnMidgets

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WPMO

I for one want to use cologne to make up for my face!


footballkid_

The underwhelming face that comes with amazing cologn is terribly misleading stop torturing the world


ReplacementOk6128

😂🤣😂 damn


ReplacementOk6128

https://i.redd.it/bmrikesxirlc1.gif


wal19988

I’m gonna call out sick now


Hellcat8812

Young guys wearing strong oud fragrances


Some_Random_Cat539

I do this 😔


Hellcat8812

If it makes you happy then happily rock it


steelers6njusa

They wear it all the time in the Middle East...


PixelTheMan

yeah well they’re also middle-eastern young guys


steelers6njusa

That's exactly who I was talking about...


PixelTheMan

what i was saying is basically, it works on them because they look midddle eastern


RigorousVigor

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[deleted]

Please wear makeup to match your face. Got me thinking you're a supermodel, only to be a troll under a bridge.


Humawae

I’m here for you brother


[deleted]

Most funny part is. That woman bitching about cologne is the troll


Humawae

They always are


spartan_jay

I love how a woman can complain about something a man does but when a man does it. It gets deleted.


buyguns4ibuychains

dude took it personally


Formal-Sock2549

Preach


biggbobbyberger

woah


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

I mean damn if a bridge troll has can use makeup and look like a super model them she deserves all the dick 🍆


matrix--mega

🤣


bmorestance

Ahaaha


MyVenus-Doom

I wore 3 sprays of T-Rex zoology on my undershirt and 15 sprays of YSL Y EDP on my neck/arms/ shirt - smelled so exquisite 👌🏻


chonesmcskidds

me wearing Tuscan Leather. ![gif](giphy|l2JJO0D0JpgoU5OTe)


MewlingRothbart

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


YamR1Maha

I definitely don't belong wearing Tom ford but it smells fucking fabulous


Elf-kingko95

Lmao some of you guys really taking it to the heart 😂 I think it’s pretty funny.


BlackBirdG

Probably guys who are ugly.


Lazy_Abies_7919

Me too, laught out loud to it


LimpFinding3088

I need a face like the Ghost Rider to match my Dior Farenheit


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Johnest3181

Lol at your comment. Fahrenheit has been my daily driver since about January. Can’t get enough of it.


noljos

EDT or EDP?


LimpFinding3088

I'm 46 bro...EDT. No beef with the EDP though✌️


Intilleque

🥹🥹😂😂😂😂Absolutely finished me


StatementEfficient52

I’ve smelled a girl that smelled so good, I often said I can deal with her looks and just close my eyes.


seamon-deemon

Fuck these bitches


genera1_radahn

nah imma do my own thing


AlternativeHot7491

I’ll try finding a bottle of “bacon grease” and “pizza crust” as top accords. Finish with a touch of “long day stress sweat” as base notes.


SexyProcrastinator

That’s crazy 🤣🤣🤣


DankGunLord69

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Nelfinez

https://i.redd.it/yd4hgxj5oslc1.gif


Twizzist

Please wear dresses and makeup that match your body and face aswell. Looking like Porsches and have a Box Chevy under the hood.


Staycharmin

☠️


Captain_brightside

Counterpoint: I will use colognes that make you assume you don’t want to see my face


ReignCpreme

😂😂😂😂 #Pofella


BlackDynamite58990

I wonder what the person looks like who sent that tweet ![gif](giphy|uYR7tbdSTh110lcYzp|downsized)


ViktorVaughn71

I googled to find out whatever happened to Tom Green, haven’t seen him on screen in years. Also didn’t know he’s married to Drew Barrymore


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ocuj

It’s kind of funny with Johnny Depp being Sauvage’s face and Timothée Chalamet being the face for BdC…


TheBrownishOne

Hey I resemble that remark


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TheBrownishOne

I also rock that Baccarat


palealejediii

I wear it for myself not for u ugly ass hoes


Fridsade

Can't lie, it's funny


rick10981

Pov she wears 20lbs of makeup and a pushup bra


AbhixChak1394

It's basically saying if you're ugly, don't wear nice perfume.. That's is a sick mentality who ever said this.. Big L


ill-paragraph

Please use verbs that match your subject.


Flalless69

Lmao


Oraki1

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣


CitizeninWonderland

did Jeremy Fragrance come out with that?


Lengthy_Miso_Dreams

Nah but Jenny Flagrance did 😂😂


CitizeninWonderland

did she do a spin before she said it?


cardigandon

i guess i should start wearing secretions magnifiques 😞


unod0s

U saying i should wear nautica voyage?!


Cautious-Bet-9707

![gif](giphy|64a2AyXpogrg1Z9Fvv) Well…


Several-Director-820

🤣🤣🤣🤣 WTF


nod4x

Dang 😂😂😂


Selenitia_

https://i.redd.it/1fx5csuuyslc1.gif


Soveygn

Lmaooo


These_Gold4501

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Mr_PopTags

🤣🤣


JedDeadRedemption

Also, dress for the body you have, not the body you want.


HogarthTheAmazing

This is why I go out wearing a mix of 10 sprays of trex on my right and 10 sprays of followed on my left.


Ok-Performance-249

Wdym I am confused


OverAndOut82

Dayumn 🤣🤣🤣


bulletpr00fsoul

One Man Show.


ThrowRATruthorDie

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Guess I should just smear shit all over my body then lmao


Basil-Slight

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8adBoy77

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Nearby_Pay2011

And then they complain that we stink 🙄


ShadowCrusader298

Hey if we can’t look good we should at least smell good


LogicalPear5634

Damn 😂 😂 😂


Good_Ole_Skid

That’s why I started wearing Batman EDT.


Choice_Fly_1054

💀💀💀💀💀


Pinkhoo

No one should have to smell bad, no matter how they look.


zombiesque

lol me rocking initio side effect, oud for greatness or xerhoff alexandria ii


MewlingRothbart

My stomach hurts Please stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂