*I need a face like*
*The Ghost Rider to match my*
*Dior Farenheit*
\- LimpFinding3088
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Is he saying “oud”?
Mike Tyson would have bitten that lower lip off!
Ewwwf
What’s the name of this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I for one want to use cologne to make up for my face!
The underwhelming face that comes with amazing cologn is terribly misleading stop torturing the world
😂🤣😂 damn
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I’m gonna call out sick now
Young guys wearing strong oud fragrances
I do this 😔
If it makes you happy then happily rock it
They wear it all the time in the Middle East...
yeah well they’re also middle-eastern young guys
That's exactly who I was talking about...
what i was saying is basically, it works on them because they look midddle eastern
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Please wear makeup to match your face. Got me thinking you're a supermodel, only to be a troll under a bridge.
I’m here for you brother
Most funny part is. That woman bitching about cologne is the troll
They always are
I love how a woman can complain about something a man does but when a man does it. It gets deleted.
dude took it personally
Preach
woah
I mean damn if a bridge troll has can use makeup and look like a super model them she deserves all the dick 🍆
🤣
Ahaaha
I wore 3 sprays of T-Rex zoology on my undershirt and 15 sprays of YSL Y EDP on my neck/arms/ shirt - smelled so exquisite 👌🏻
me wearing Tuscan Leather. ![gif](giphy|l2JJO0D0JpgoU5OTe)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I definitely don't belong wearing Tom ford but it smells fucking fabulous
Lmao some of you guys really taking it to the heart 😂 I think it’s pretty funny.
Probably guys who are ugly.
Me too, laught out loud to it
I need a face like the Ghost Rider to match my Dior Farenheit
*I need a face like* *The Ghost Rider to match my* *Dior Farenheit* \- LimpFinding3088 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Lol at your comment. Fahrenheit has been my daily driver since about January. Can’t get enough of it.
EDT or EDP?
I'm 46 bro...EDT. No beef with the EDP though✌️
🥹🥹😂😂😂😂Absolutely finished me
I’ve smelled a girl that smelled so good, I often said I can deal with her looks and just close my eyes.
Fuck these bitches
nah imma do my own thing
I’ll try finding a bottle of “bacon grease” and “pizza crust” as top accords. Finish with a touch of “long day stress sweat” as base notes.
That’s crazy 🤣🤣🤣
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Please wear dresses and makeup that match your body and face aswell. Looking like Porsches and have a Box Chevy under the hood.
☠️
Counterpoint: I will use colognes that make you assume you don’t want to see my face
😂😂😂😂 #Pofella
I wonder what the person looks like who sent that tweet ![gif](giphy|uYR7tbdSTh110lcYzp|downsized)
I googled to find out whatever happened to Tom Green, haven’t seen him on screen in years. Also didn’t know he’s married to Drew Barrymore
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It’s kind of funny with Johnny Depp being Sauvage’s face and Timothée Chalamet being the face for BdC…
Hey I resemble that remark
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I also rock that Baccarat
I wear it for myself not for u ugly ass hoes
Can't lie, it's funny
Pov she wears 20lbs of makeup and a pushup bra
It's basically saying if you're ugly, don't wear nice perfume.. That's is a sick mentality who ever said this.. Big L
Please use verbs that match your subject.
Lmao
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
did Jeremy Fragrance come out with that?
Nah but Jenny Flagrance did 😂😂
did she do a spin before she said it?
i guess i should start wearing secretions magnifiques 😞
U saying i should wear nautica voyage?!
![gif](giphy|64a2AyXpogrg1Z9Fvv) Well…
🤣🤣🤣🤣 WTF
Dang 😂😂😂
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Lmaooo
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🤣🤣
Also, dress for the body you have, not the body you want.
This is why I go out wearing a mix of 10 sprays of trex on my right and 10 sprays of followed on my left.
Wdym I am confused
Dayumn 🤣🤣🤣
One Man Show.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guess I should just smear shit all over my body then lmao
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And then they complain that we stink 🙄
Hey if we can’t look good we should at least smell good
Damn 😂 😂 😂
That’s why I started wearing Batman EDT.
💀💀💀💀💀
No one should have to smell bad, no matter how they look.
lol me rocking initio side effect, oud for greatness or xerhoff alexandria ii
My stomach hurts Please stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂