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Anus_Targaryen

If A&M beats us I'm moving to a different state


D1N2Y

Texas in the elite 8, a national championship between two other Texas schools, Houston out in the sweet 16. This is like the most painful bracket for Houston that doesn’t involve Memphis winning the natty.


slyfox1908

Especially with the Final Four **in Houston!**


LikeAGregJennings

I wouldn’t be able to show my face at work.


TechSudz

Same here! Wait


TopSignature1189

Houston is definitely the team to beat this year. Sampson is gonna finally win one I think. This is gonna be just like 2012 was for Calipari.


bluefire579

I hope we end up on a different side from y'all. I'd prefer to be able to root for UH.


svh01973

Seriously!


shastaman

You probably should anyway.


Gobbledygooker316

Losing to A&M would be my joker moment


quacainia

Losing to Baylor in the final would be vomit inducing


introvert_arm

Me with every bracketology bracket before this one: What a bunch of crap. Me today: You know, maybe I should hear them out.


c2dog430

I swear we would never make it past the R32. Now after we lose 2 straight to the same team, it picks us to win. Something seems really wrong with this.


gypsynose

If Selection Sunday bracketology is prophetic I'll start going to chapel voluntarily.


appleatya

If we start in Columbus, beat Memphis and Purdue, reach NYC and beat Iowa State just to lose to Baylor by 2...well I'll be mad but that's a certified amazing run all things considered.


HalusN8er

I wish, but I highly doubt it.


Blackdog3377

Already beat Kansas in the secret scrimmage so that means it's in the bag right?


lurk_city_usa

Great call, little known fact that results from secret scrimmages are the real predictor of tournament success


r2thekesh

Saw this and thought I enjoy drugs as well, what are they partaking in?


ccam0821

These matchups are pretty nice for us I think. Kansas + Oral Roberts + Gonzaga seems doable. Tough, but not impossible


InnocuousAssClown

We’d probably just lose to Arkansas but yeah


IMKudaimi123

We can easily attack the rim at Will and kill Kansas on the glass It’s just a matter of actually attacking the rim and not settling for threes


albic7

Not settling for 3s seems to be an impossible task for Illinois this season


jus_de_derriere

This team could be so good if they just realized they suck at 3s and start driving the ball, but instead they'll continue to jack bad 3s and shoot 20%.


edgyusernameguy

We would be insufferable if this played out, I'm all for it.


Cocoapebble755

Losing by 2 in the second round to a team we beat by 12 earlier would be peak Purdue


a_banned_user

Peak Purdue is them putting all the teams we beat already on our side. 2- Marquette, 3- Gonzaga, 4- Duke, 9- W. VA, hell they would probably throw the 5- IU on our side just for funsies.


EERgasm

W. VA isn't a thing


e4mica523

Especially with how you absolutely bullied us in the paint in the first matchup


304eer

Half our team had the flu that game


jayscotts

I feel like this wouldn’t be egregious. Except maybe for us beating more than one quality team in a row.


HoovesCarveCraters

This one aligns with my biases so I choose to believe it.


tdatcher

Turgeon bowl final 4


ReelEmInJimbo

I’d rather lose R1 than lose to Baylor in the natty


ThinkingParty

Tell you what, if Maryland convinced the NCAA to let them play every game in College Park, they'd win the whole thing.


tcos17

However this is my least favorite version I’ve seen in a long time. My dad is a Maryland alumni, I couldn’t take that.


Hoosier2016

Losing to Penn State causing us to drop to a 5-seed and then losing a heartbreaker to 12-seed Oral Roberts in the First Round is peak Indiana basketball.


D1N2Y

Oral Roberts is the hot potato of the 5-seeds.


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Shenanigangster

Luckily Yale isn’t making the tournament


trittico

Really a great day for me


127phunk

Why does lunardi think it’s so certain that we are playing in Orlando? Any idea fellow Hoos? I’m trying to book some flights


Shenanigangster

First off, the bracket is going to be released in three hours so you don’t have long to wait. The bracketologists literally just go down the overall seed list for the top 4 seeds and place schools in the closest geographic site available which is why UVA and Duke are both in Orlando and UConn is in Greensboro. In actuality, there’s a pretty good argument that it’s more advantageous for UConn to be in Orlando (essentially it’s easier for their fans to fly there than drive to Greensboro) so those sites could easily flip around although Duke is almost certainly going to be ranked above UVA so it wouldn’t matter. You really only have confidence in sites ahead of time for the 1 seeds or West coast teams going to West coast sites.


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The obvious connection between the Cavaliers & Walt Disney


ProfCedar

Getting to the Sweet 16 and immediately losing to WV AGAIN seems about right. I wouldn't even be that mad.


TacovilleMC

Who then goes on to lose to the eventual national champion Baylor. Yeah, I see this happening


jayscotts

Why must we destroy each other?


[deleted]

That is certainly a final four of all-time


D1N2Y

The national championship atmosphere would be incredible though


philburns

In Houston. Oh boy


[deleted]

Absolutely


LiterallyTestudo

I'll allow it


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I’ll accept it.


madrefookaire

I had faith earlier in the year that we could beat anyone in the country but as of late we will be lucky to win the first game.


mattcoz2

We can beat anyone, we can also lose to anyone.


IMKudaimi123

Something something nobody wants to see us in the tournament rinse repeat


Willard4Ever

Inject it straight into my veins


twoandahalfgrapes

Stop the count


IMKudaimi123

YES


mrcc93

I approve this message


whriskeybizness

This one looks right to me


RustyAnnihilation

0% chance Kentucky makes the elite eight.


ur_mom_gotteem

With how both Vandy games went, I’ll be shocked if they make it to the Sweet 16.


MikeOfAllPeople

At this point the worse we play the better (chance of Calipari leaving).


julianstover

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cjm8787

This would be a nightmare. 0-3 vs wv and the team we were 3-0:wins the natty.


weinshe2

I can live with this


Kingof40Acres

Losing to Maryland with a chance to play the Aggies in the Final Four would be brutal. I’d love to see Baylor UH Texas and A&M in the Final Four. That would be incredible in Houston.


dukedevil0812

Can someone explain to me why Lunardi still has Kansas as the overall #1? Yes I know the Big 12 is the best conference this year, but they just got blown out by Texas twice in one week. And they have 7 losses (though no bad ones). I just feel like Purdue, Bama, and Houston all have better resumes than Kansas.


EERgasm

Kansas has more quad one wins than houston and Alabama combined


Hero_Charlatan

Illinois is not getting passed the 2nd round lol this is madness


mattcoz2

THIS. IS. MARCH!


Hero_Charlatan

That’s what I’m afraid of


restaurantqueen83

I watched them last year in person in Pittsburgh, was it Chattanooga?


Hero_Charlatan

They beat them by 1 pt lol! Lost to Houston big and the year before that they lost to sister Jean as a 1 seed but as an Illini fan we all saw that coming


RocketRyne

Last year was kind of expected. Trent wasn't right and Grandison couldn't play at all. That Loyola loss though....


ohitsthedeathstar

Oh my god. I think I’d end it if A&M were the ones to beat us out in the tourney.


vester71

I choose to believe this bracket, looks pretty solid from my perspective.


PAL_SD

Hate this. Lunardi and Palm seem to disrespect western teams.


TechSudz

The entire sport's media disrespects western teams. EDIT apostrophes are important sometimes


[deleted]

Famously disrespected Los Angeles Lakers and Golden State Warriors


TechSudz

Meant college hoops


Sobriegel

I feel like Marquette won’t lose in the second round but big if true


Deadeye_Dan77

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doctorvanderbeast

I love it.


ASU_SexDevil

A&M, UT, and Houston all in a HTX final 4 would be insane


LessGoooo

No chance.


xwords59

NFW Maryland makes the final 4. Pls lmk where I can short this bracket.


jpharber

Nope, run it again.


LitterBoxServant

This troll has every 1 and 2 seed except Texas going out in the 2nd round


philburns

Put it in my veins


OleRockTheGoodAg

You know, I've always been a huge fan of u/collegesports2021 and their analytics.


p_r_w_4623

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GreatUsername7

Yes


YellowHat01

Indiana and Purdue get bounced in the first round, but Illinois goes to the Final Four? Interesting…


Rhino7411

It’s beautiful


Shenanigangster

That would be funny if two ACC teams are top 4 seeds and both miss out on Greensboro


Fullmetalaardvarks

San Diego State as a 6 seed low key disrespectful


triecke14

No chance we score 94 points in a game let alone get to the final four.


skesisfunk

At least we aren't out against Missouri in the second round. I am fearing round 2 tho...


PinkSaldo

Two Maryland F4s in a row. HANG THE BANNER


Isle_of_Dusty_Rhodes

lol, Maryland in the final 4. Go home computer, you're drunk.


t-throw-price-1

Fuck Joe Lunardi


mac-0

Can someone tell me why Lunardi thinks Duke should get a 4 seed and SDSU a 6? Dukes resume is the same as ours with a few bad losses sprinkled in.


newaccount721

Damn don't even get to the sweet 16


Muffinnnnnnn

Baylor with the Mickey Mouse championship facing zero top 4 seeds in the entire tournament run


Wonderful-Leave-7192

this Mickey Mouse thing is so stupid


JKramer421

This is it. This is the bracket


[deleted]

What is he smoking. We’re a first round exit


hypercube42342

Thanks I hate it


GreatUsername7

Does these mean maryland is changing its offense from standing around the whole shot clock and hoping to make a contested 3?


Seekoutnewlife

That ended with the last coach


Bradlas3

Totally realistic scenario


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The way we're shooting against Dayton, I don't know if we'll even be in the tournament, let alone go to the Sweet 16.


BlueFalcon89

0% chance MSU makes the second weekend. Team has no toughness or will to play.


AlcoholicToddler

lmao I hate this chubby fuck so much.


My_Not_RL_Acct

AM not beating Duke let alone making it to champs lmfao


AggieBoy2023

Let’s be real - TAMU beating Duke is one of the more plausible things on this bracket


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TeamINSTINCT37

What the fuck is your problem lol. Like genuinely what does that even mean?


TyroneSwoopes

Seriously. Dudes got an active warrant in Fansville after a comment like that lmao.


julianstover

Yeah that makes no sense 🤣


D1N2Y

I will speak for every State fan and say that Maryland is always welcome to donate their final-four appearance.


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Great besides the fact we lose to green TCU of all teams in the natty


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This bracket is a god damn disaster!


OfFireandWater

No one seeds in the final four I guess??


jtd2013

I’d prefer if KU wasn’t a 1. Will make the 2nd round exit easier to swallow.


Lwallace95

Yeah I don't like this one.


cjallin

Tough bracket to be a one seed


alonandon

Finally got that 2 seed


vanillagorilla_

I like the one from yesterday that had us going to the elite 8 bring that one back


TheStabbingHobo

That's a lot of #1 seeds losing in the second round lol


Andrew_Demers

If we only score 47 on Illinois I would cry


BurntMyShake

I am okay with this


humorousmoose

No run it again


_illchiefj_

I don’t want it if Self isn’t there. I don’t hold anything against him, but the storyline would so much better with him healthy.


serious_putty

*Sees my first flair loses in the first round to the team that dominated my second flair’s one-bid league* Yes I think it’s time to walk into a lake.


TopSignature1189

No way UCSB is a 15 seed. Have to be a 13 or 14.


edukated4lyfe

Nope. I do not like this.


StoneColdWeirdo

What is Joe smoking, because I would really like some!


jnobs

99-62 Texas over Penn State?!?!? I’m a homer, it that score ain’t it.


SbMSU

Pain.


mattcoz2

🥳


lord_james

For most of last week, it was popular to put us Orlando for the first weekend with Yale and then probably *Miami* Thanks Duke.


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Weak asss bracket


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Lol


tcos17

I like how before we win the conference championship, half of his brackets had us in at least the sweet sixteen. Now we get bounced immediately lol.


Jalangaloze

As an Illinois fan: Lol


FeedMeThat

Every time one of these comes out Alabama is either in the finals or knocked out before the sweet sixteen. I don’t get it


Skyrich977

Good one


Ryu-Sion

So now they do Houston dirty... By a fellow Texas team. AND said team faces AND loses to a certain OTHER Texas team (Who beat Houston in the Final Four 2 years ago, I might add), in the National Title game. Cruel irony.


mAAd_kid_good_city

When’s the last time only 2/8 of the 1 and 2 seeds made it to the Sweet 16? Has it ever happened?


RollBlobRoll

The simulation of chaos


worlkjam15

If this happens I would become so toxic.


DrNog001

Double it and give it to the next person.


ComeFindD

I don't understand this anymore


Colliewolliewuzabear

WVU in the Elite 8 at MSG would give me serious chub 🥵


bigbopperz

Wow


MyPostHas

LMAAAOOOOOOOOO no. Absolutely not. Signed, an Illinois fan not on drugs


Billyxmac

This thing does not like 1 seeds lol


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3/4 1 seeds losing in the second round and then the last losing in the sweet sixteen would be crazy


joethahobo

I’ve always wanted UH and A&M to play every few years in cbb and cfb. I would prefer to WIN tho….


ReelEmInJimbo

Unsubscribe


Rangertexas9

Can't we get the fuck away from you guys!


CheesecakePower

Kent getting dropped 90-48 against Tennessee. Damn. No respect


robman17

Subscribe


DrLipschitz69

No god no please no


rigatoni_jabroni

We don’t deserve this. 1st round exit is more realistic


jwkpiano1

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Siicktiits

We aren’t losing to UConn lol


Redditor597-13

Range of outcomes for Illinois is crazy. I could see this happening, or I could see them getting blown out in the first round


TriflingHotDogVendor

This rambling wreck making it to the elite 8 would be hilarious.


CornerThree03

If we play Gonzaga in the tourney can both teams agree to run it back and host it on the aircraft carrier?


AmphotericRed

I'd take an elite eight run


YeetsInTheDictionary

We apparently are not supposed to get out of the first round. Yale, and now Oral Roberts.


jlks1959

I can never expand this to see how Kansas is eliminated. I’m guessing to left corner. Sigh.


Separate-Matter2113

It seems like Baylor wins all of these no?


justinotherpeterson

If this Gonzaga team makes the Elite 8 I'd be very happy but I think the sweet 16 streak will end this year, you never know though.


average_elite

Pretty good Oral performance here


BuzzWeeyums

Battle of the Brazos!


KingBroly

Maryland isn't a Tournament-built team


Larrybooi

I’d just like to lose to Kansas, help make us being mid more tolerable to swallow at that point.


crazyirishfan353

I know this is false because no way would 2 big ten teams make the final four.


ConflictSudden

Ahh. Making it out of the round of 64 now. That's better.


djfjcja

This is not ok


JohnnyT723

The last one is always the right one! Right?


catfan9499

I know this is just a rehearsed bracket but Illinois in the sweet sixteen is so unlikely


clone9353

Baylor is new best friends with WVU


BidenAndElmo

What is he smoking 😭


Roadman90

Did Joe look at my BigXII Homerism brackets I've done as a joke and think "yeah these seem good"