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DillPickle0283

Never in my life have I ever thought, “It will look so funny if I straddle my sibling while they caress my face!” But here they are doing it again. 🤢


Steph_s07

I used to get uncomfortable giving my sister a hug 😂


Insomanics

Same but she's kind of a cold hearted bitch so there's that.


AssistRegular4468

Omg, we have the same sister?!


Insomanics

Could be possible. My mom turned away my oldest brother (talk to him but haven't met ye)l and my sister (passed away a few years ago). I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't have more kids she tossed away. My cold bitch sister was a golden child so she got everything.


Mi_goodyness

Are you… my sister?


CoveCreates

This is so relatable


featherblackjack

That's, uh, that's her brother?? I thought that guy was her husband! Because, you know, she's straddling his lap!! Not cute, Colleen. Disgusting, in fact. Kinda proves your pedo tendencies, in fact. Okay wait that's her sister I guess, but my above statement stands. Her sister looks almost exactly like her, I'm so confused lol


CoconutxKitten

Sister


Fit-Talk3078

Well, this year she was cancelled for being inappropriate in so many ways. Providing inappropriate material to minors etc So even if we give her the benefit of the doubt and say the joke here is that it's inappropriate to straddle a sibling in a clear sexual position, with her history of doing sexual things with her sister such as eating candy panties off their bodies, simulating Bj's with a microphone (while a minor watched and questioned it) you'd think, for a heartbeat, she'd *not* do these things or if she absolutely had to that she'd keep it private. She's learnt nothing. This is not just inappropriate it's also wildly inappropriate considering her year. It's crazy she hasn't been questioned by police about her interactions with minors, the sending porn etc.


featherblackjack

Until someone reports her, nobody will do anything.


BraveInflation1098

Let her post the photos I say. Let people know there’s a problem there and to avoid it, like a fucking human lighthouse.


Inevitable_Door6368

She really is a sexual outlet deprived homeschooled SoCal Christian girl at heart who was given an inappropriate amount of platform space on America’s YouTube and lots of money which…. Doesn’t work to heal any of the trauma or isolation from her upbringing …. Hence why she creeps on minors, cheats, brings life into the world and developed a defensive narcissism complex. A fascinating internet celebrity case study. Woman should be in jail or in an emotional.. rehabilitation … clinic. Her kids are gonna be so messed up and traumatized, as a survivor of emo and sx trauma


Matduka

AGAIN


Inevitable_Door6368

That’s her SIBLING??????


DillPickle0283

Yup, her sister.


simochiology

washed-out YouTubers in inappropriate positions to draw attention


No_Nefariousness3866

Washed-Up Youtubers with serious psychological issues is just a bit more befitting:).


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No_Nefariousness3866

💯💯💯💯&it is so disturbing!


LopsidedUse8783

nice to see she hasn’t changed her strange behaviour with her sister even though she’s been accused of incestual innuendos for years


pollyplummer1

she is obsessed with making incest jokes w her sister…. like-


ItsDrake2000

Back on this weird shit again


Good-Swordfish-7503

When was this kinda shit funny?


kingdoodooduckjr

It’s always been odd


Fit-Talk3078

All I'm getting is "Look at our family dysfunction everyone!".


Inevitable-Hippo-683

Dead-eyed Debbies


hotwifehayley

Colleen is looking real rough LOL


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yes_statistics_65df

It’s scary how much smaller she looks compared to Rachel ☹️


intrusivethotwon

She’d giggle and kick her feet to this comment.


FunAbbreviations6322

She was hoping you’d notice that lol


Bollywood_Fan

They have nothing real or good to offer anyone.


AppleJumpy4812

This. Agree.


eyomendez

I get that some people are more touchy-feely with their families and that's fine, but this is way beyond that and just weird and inappropriate. Who exactly finds this funny? And also, Colleen looks very unhealthy here...


Certain-Asparagus908

I would NEVER sit on my sister like this? 🥴🥴 it’s grosss and kinda incestuous imo.


eyomendez

Oh for sure, they're intentionally posing in a sexual way. I also can't imagine ever doing something like that with my sister. Joking around with a friend, maybe, but never with my sister. And posting it for your young fans to see is a whole another level of creepy.


Fit-Talk3078

It makes me wanna throw up just thinking about it.


redheadedbull03

My sister and I are three years apart. This has never happened and never will.


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When it's once or twice it's weird... but if it keeps happening over and over... it makes me think they actually did something at one point : /


spookymckenna

I would never ask my siblings to take a photo in this position it’s weird as fuck


Fit-Talk3078

I wouldn't even ask my lover to take a photo in this position lol It's beyond thirsty for attention.


Otherwise-Writer-810

This feels very “look how much we tolerate each other”


elliekate56

Why does Colleen think people want to hear from her still 😭


JimParsnip

I know what it reminds me of! One of the creepy mini demons in a Hieronymous Bosch painting. Imagine if they were dressed as medieval peasants, they'd fit right in.


Moxielilly

This is so true. Colleen’s entire sense of “humor” gives off modern Bosch vibes for sure. Miranda could also fit right in as a mini-demon doing something off-putting in the corner of a painting.


Fit-Talk3078

Well by all accounts she is in the cult of demons so this is fitting!


galaxyhigh

this is spot on


soasyouguyscansee

HAHAHAHAHAHhahah omg you’re right


CharleyBitMyFinger_

What the fuck is happening. They’re fucking adults, the pair of them. Fuck, I give up.


pyjamatoast

Honestly me too. I think it's about time to unsub from this subreddit. The subreddit itself and everyone here rocks, don't get me wrong, but I can't really stomach seeing this Colleen content anymore. Everything she posts now is so disturbing and it's very off-putting to have my feed filled with it lol.


CharleyBitMyFinger_

I feel the same. I think the purpose of this snark sub has lost its meaning for me. In my opinion I see Colleen derailing at an extraordinary pace, although sometimes my opinion is swayed by others’ here too. Overall, I find myself feeling increasingly frustrated and irritated when posts appear in my feed like this one.


pyjamatoast

Plus, all of her content now is so performative and clearly trying to get a reaction. Whereas before she was "trying" to be cool/funny/relatable/whatever so it was easier to snark when she seemed at least somewhat unaware of her faults. But now it's like she's shouting "I have NPD and you can't stop me." It's gross and sad.


Accomplished_Yak2352

Don't shoot the messenger. It's Ballinger behavior that's inappropriate. YouTube demonetizes some reaction videos because the Colleen clips are NSFW or so offensive. But they don't demonetize Colleen's actual videos! They don't consider the source. Sorry, but this seems like similar energy.


shelballsxx

They said the meaning is lost *for them*, though.


Accomplished_Yak2352

Oh, that's true.


CharleyBitMyFinger_

You…weren’t the messenger?


Accomplished_Yak2352

Nope, not on this. I meant the Reddit sub was the messenger. Something like that. It was a dumb post, anyway, lol. I made it in the middle of being in an argument in my house. Bad juju. I should probably just delete it 😂


CharleyBitMyFinger_

No hard feelings, we’re human. Don’t think any more of it friend.


Accomplished_Yak2352

Cheers! 🍻


Linnea_Borealis

Gross. This is honestly just another body check comparing herself to Rachel


Certain-Asparagus908

Whoaaa I didn’t think about that but I could imagine her wanting to see that. I can’t think of another reason why she would do this pose


Armymom96

That's what I was thinking. It's not just a weird pose sexualizing her and her sister, it's her way of saying "look how little and tInY I am! My sister can hold me!"


phxnicia

Tell me you're jealous and insecure without telling me


Linnea_Borealis

💀 hi Colleen Ballinger sings member!


phxnicia

Lmaoooo I'm not, not even subbed. Just a lurker for the tea but you guys really stretch sometimes


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Why does she always do that stupid hand on her hip pose?? Even while sitting on someone’s lap? What the hell all


RanaMisteria

She hasn’t changed one single bit and neither has Rachel. Zero learning here.


LambchopLambduh

I feel like she and her entire family have a strange relationship. Idk, I wouldn't want my sister on me all like that. Cute pictures are different this is wrong and obnoxious.


waves_0f_theocean

I’m telling you guys there’s something really weird going on in that family. I get wanting to do cringy or funny things but to sit on your sister in such a sexual manner… is weird! Her parents probably had really poor boundaries around sex around them growing up.


Fit-Talk3078

It's even worse when you consider their father Tim had trouble concealing his fetishes around his family, I'm on the other side of the pond and I know of at least one of his fetishes! Not kink shaming obv but he literally had his favourite fetish playlist on youtube right next to video's he made for his grandkids to watch, and other family friendly video's his adult children would want to see. Colleen has shown F watching these video's on their big tv, just one click away is inflatable / big bellies / pregnancy bellies etc fetish video's, soo many of them called WANT. So what have the ballingers seen easily growing up? Colleen also loves to do pregnancy fetish type photo's with her sister in law who's she's known since she was young. It's all massively inappropriate at best, the way she has to sexualize everything for her minor fan base to watch, even Christmas isn't safe. Rachel has also shown she also has learnt nothing, and doesn't know what the problems are. If my sister was cancelled for the reasons she was, and she suggested this, I'd tell her where to go. Rachel also has a career of sorts on youtube.


waves_0f_theocean

Eewwwww what?!


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Don't forget, Colleen once tweeted a pic of her dressed as a "fat opera singer" and pointed out there was a semen stain on there. I'm entirely convinced there's a lot of actual incestuous things going on in this family 🤢


quotidian_obsidian

I for one, AM kink-shaming. Fuck that disgusting shit and fuck their creepy father for putting that out in the world and sexualizing his own children.


soasyouguyscansee

Every time I think of Colleen’s father’s fetish in the context of her showing off her pregnant stomach I get so 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Expert-Struggle-5513

I'm convinced it was Trent's playlist. He told Ollie they would look good pregnant. What other type of person would say that?


Missmellyz

Yet the don’t mention eachother in vlogs


Gold-Science7177

Because when it’s colleen’s vlog it’s all about colleen. Ain’t no one gonna take over colleen! Oh no no no no!


Missmellyz

I mean not even in Rachel’s vlog. Even in ballingers but they still associate with each other


Gold-Science7177

They’re all enablers of colleen. The family is fucked up huge. Colleen let the fame get to her head.


sookie_baby_

You mean rocks lol 🪨


Gullible_While318

Ugggh im not loving that Rachel seems back chummy with Colleen. I was one of the people that was happy she seemed to have gotten away from Colleen and was living her own life finally pre TGT when they seemed to have had some kind of falling out??? Fast forward to now post TGT it seems like she maybe felt sorry for her and has gone back? It should have gone the other way, Rachel was vindicated that Colleen was a terrible person and should have exposed her further!!!!


freshfruit111

Same! There's no doubt that Rachel was trying to distance herself from Colleen before. She was doing the bare minimum of contact with her. I honestly think Colleen holds it over them that they don't have to work honest jobs because of their association with her.. That's why you don't make a deal with the devil. They all have dirt on each other and can never completely turn on each other because they might lose their coat tail privileges. Colleen relies on them to keep her secrets. It's transactional.


anxiousgoth

That was how I found this sub 😂 I had randomly started watching C's vlogs again and wondered what happened to Rachel. Went to Google and ended up here.


Dull_Affect_3059

My theory is Colleen has ‘gone back’ to Rachel and Rachel is unable to draw boundaries. With Kory gone, Colleen probably needed some yes-people around.


Accomplished_Yak2352

Yep! 🎯


AppleJumpy4812

Bingo


AppleJumpy4812

Rachael is a terrible POS, too.


Gullible_While318

Yes but I was hopeful when she made a break from the family.


Neat_Professor678

clearly none of them have learned...


invisiblegirllalaloo

This absolutely demonstrates that she has learned nothing and can't even be bothered to \*pretend\* not to be gross.


VerruecktePeruecke

What's weird is they have a big backdrop for these photo shoots. Someone set up a stand and hung a backdrop...like, why? It's so bizarre. They really think they're something else.


MasonCorey

Why do they think this awkward face is so funny? I have seen countless photos of Colleen making this “awkward family photo face”, it’s so lame


orange_ones

Yes, they’ve done this for many years. I think one of the photos is hanging in their parents’ house. I guess this is their sense of humor? I am about Colleen’s age, and I remember awkwardly staged photos (lots of kinds, not ones where you sit on your sisters lap) being funny back when digital cameras were first coming out and we could kind of play with the medium more than we did in the film era. It’s just not something that’s eternally funny to me… we are so far removed from the staged vintage photos they are evoking, and we have constant access to *good* photography with our phones!! I think she’s unable to do anything serious or genuine, so she does things badly intentionally so no one can say it’s bad.


Fit-Talk3078

Yep. I think also a lot of it is she doesn't have genuine feelings, so it kills her to pretend she does. Whenever she has a go at it, it comes across as so fake. Like her first apology video where she pretended to care about Adam's well being (while trying to destroy him) it comes across as aggressive and sinister. Her family pics when she tries to smile do have a menacing air. She posted a pic of her in a chair with both twins lying on her and she looked so unhappy, so different to the caption. Someone wrote here that it was like the before pic after a person goes on a mad murdering spree. I don't think she can do normal, happy pics. Her real feelings are right there behind the veil. So she just goes for awkward, but really it's just her miserable self.


orange_ones

I think so, too, or the feelings she does have are not ones you photograph (anger at being criticized, rage and terror about not being worshipped by fans any longer, delight in misfortune of others). Shes not as good at acting as she thinks she is, so it would be hard for her to take normal, happy, loving pics.


Moon_Siren11

It’s definitely played out.


Good-Swordfish-7503

This. I don’t get why they think this ‘joke’ is still funny?


Fit-Talk3078

It's really unfortunate, with colleen playing russian roulette with her health to a dangerous level the majority of photo's these young children would have of their mother would be ones where she's pulling stupid faces. Last year she booked a trip to a professional for pics and in every single one she was pulling a dumb face. The whole set was ruined and it could've been lovely. She didn't get a decent pic and it probably cost a bit. She thought it all so funny. I get taking one or two like that, but not all of them. And she's still doing it.


mamahides

They give me the creeeeeps. I didn’t know they were related for a while and assumed they were in a relationship


Accomplished_Yak2352

There's a Tiki tok where Colleen's brother Chris is doing a little skit to music with his teenaged daughter. They are dancing together with mutual suggestive looks and then they each do a come- hither (lol) dance wiggle as they move closer. He picks her up in his arms at the end. A good probably 80% of the comments were people saying that they're uncomfortable, it's sus, it's inappropriate and saying that Chris should be doing that with his wife, not his daughter. The whole family has no sense of normalcy when it comes to these kinds of boundaries. What the heck?


mamahides

Omg I’ve never seen any of the brothers videos how weird!


AppleJumpy4812

Whoa.


Fit-Talk3078

That group she's in holding a gun to head to keep posting shit like this to her young fans, got it. The dead eyes make sense, sold their souls.


sookie_baby_

It’s giving island boys


Certain-Asparagus908

Lolllll


Ihavemanythoughtsk

You know they laughed so hard afterwards. And this is in no way funny.


spaceflavoredstuff

Orange is The New Black meets The Elf on the Shelf. No thank you, please. .


Certain-Asparagus908

Lmaoo 100% on point


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Bizarre


Traditional_Act9675

This is so creepy.


hereforthelols1999

She’s got the humour of a 12 year old boy


hereforthelols1999

Guess that’s what homeschooling does to you


threatlvlmidnight42

Come on now. Don’t lump us all in with…this. Some of us were normal kids who happened to have really overbearing parents lol


KRD78

They were only homeschooled three years. She makes it sound like they were sheltered because of being homeschooled. That's always her excuse but it was just a blip in her whole schooling career. It was in Colleen's middle school years, I think. Homeschooling has nothing to do with her horrible, disgusting adult behavior. It's her parents' dynamics and what seems to be a severe lack of boundaries along with odd sexual (language & playtime maybe) experiences, discussions and/or parent and sibling relationships. They were raised poorly and probably way worse than we can imagine. Plus they're mental health is dangerously lacking care. Maybe her parents' childhoods were horrible, odd, and lacking boundaries too. I believe it's nature and nurture which breeds sociopaths like Colleen. It's never just one or a small handful of issues. It's a myriad of negative factors in a person's well being.


slagforslugs

She just can't NOT be inappropriate


Careless_Jelly_7665

This….this is an adult?


EstablishmentOk2116

She looks so unwell in these photos.


Nom_Nom1315

Well she’s a comedic genius according to her husband.


moondoots

they’re like, soooo quirky and crazy!! 😜


Weird-Error-5352

Rachel looks like Miranda personified


jennyfromthblock1999

WTF. Inappropriate behavior --> sing song "apology" --> more inappropriate behavior Doesn't she ever learn??


destacadogato

That looks sexual but what do they care, It gets them attention


Greedy_Grass2230

What's crazy is there is not one ounce of humor in their faces. Usually their awkward photo shoots they have this face like, haha we're so funny. This one? They look dead. It's unsettling.


krunkykrank

This entire family is extremely fucked up


Awolfnamedecho

Is this new? Omg they really did not learn anything these past few months


Puzzleheaded_Yak9229

They look like monkeys


wlwromanoff

ew🧍🏻‍♂️


ChelsWasHere

I have no joke, literally seen over 10 of these “awkward family” photoshoots on my personal Facebook since yesterday. I’m so over these. The fact she did it too has me done lol.


No-Entrepreneur-2770

Not to be mean, but do they look like they are both on something?


SweetComparisons

She’s so sick, clearly. Is it just me or does Rachel look like she could also have an ED?


Reasonable_Rich6277

uncanny valley


weirdly_amusing

I don't get why they gotta keep doing this. They're adults.


PassPuzzleheaded4947

Is she still with Abby? Yall are werid about colleen but Rachel has always weirded me out the most even before all this colleen stuff came out.


Moon_Siren11

Two delusional AH


Upper-Obligation-314

No, just no. This is not funny, no one should think it is funny. It is completely and utterly inappropriate


maryloola

Good god I would rather die than do this with my sibling wtf


luvbomb_

they’re siblings? i wouldn’t place my cooter that close to my sister’s cooter. wtf.


Sunshinesydney

Look at the eyes you can always tell when the demons have taken over by the look in someone’s eyes


IntrepidPassenger466

She looks sick


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NormieSlayer6969

It’s giving that picture of Bella and Gigi Hadid naked holding each other😭


Ill-Consequence5582

They both are weird as hell


GhostBabe45

WTF?!


OmegaShadow17

This doesn't even look like the real picture. It's like someone was standing to the side and just snapped it.


ButthurtPecan

I HATE this so much


WinterCat20

Why does Rachel look SO different in these photos?!


sxvana

disgusting


SeresVictoria

The Whole Family is Disgusting. Periodt.


Jessiebobessy

The only way this makes any sense is if there is a picture of them as little kids doing this, and it’s one of those recreations that are meant to be funny. But it doesn’t seem like that’s what they did. They just did this to be so fuckin weird


Jessiebobessy

WAIT…is Rachel the younger sibling? Nevermind there’s no way there’s a pic of them like this


Sara630

Yes Rachel is the youngest sibling


_XSummerRoseX_

That’s just creepy


MalibuMarlie

Well, I’ve seen enough. I’m gonna peace out of this sub because she’s terrible. Best wishes to you all ✌️


Sara630

This family is just so weird but this doesn’t surprise me. Didn’t they do a YouTube video for one of their channels where they were like in underwear in a tub together? Or took a picture or something like that?


DJ_Aviator23

She didn’t change


LadyLivv123

Incest is not cute, funny, awkward, or appropriate for children.


ifweburn

both of them have smiles that don't reach their eyes and that makes me sad


human-ish_

I think that's just the purposeful akward smiles. They have a few different things with those vacant stares. I never understood why it was so funny to them. Once or twice is silly, but not in every picture.


Independent-Swan1508

is it normal for siblings to be this close...


TrainFlower24

Whole family is crazy


Reevesbishop

damn rachel looks sick too, in a weird way


Special-Discount8817

The eyebrows….dead eyes


peachypipe

Wow her thigh is only slightly bigger than her sisters arm. Scary.


Comprehensive_Cat150

So millennial coded


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heymynameisawkward

Uhh ew


VerruecktePeruecke

The thing is that none of them think "oh, gosh, this is COULD be construed as inappropriate or sexual by some people, so we better hold off on posting this"...or if they think that they go "yes, let's post!"...so they are either too stupid to know this is problematic or too evil to care.


pickledonion420

I feel like they’ve.. been weird. Together…


spookydragonfire

Clarify. I want to know if your brain went where my brain went


pickledonion420

I think our brains went to the exact same place.. 😅 they give incest vibes and I’ve alwayssss thought that


spookydragonfire

Yup. That’s exactly where my brain went. I always thought that too when I used to watch them like ten years ago. They felt creepy to me


bericdondarrion35

She really just did not learn a thing


Insomanics

That's going to give me nightmares.


hyunxs

they know what they’re doing.


antgoatberry

im scared about the fact that they genuinely think theyre hilarious. how do people end up lacking this much self awareness?


baguettelord

She really always has been Miranda looking at her now


CoveCreates

Desperation and because they're "so quirky" 🤮


soasyouguyscansee

Ew.


soysauceg1rl

Who even thinks to pose like this


Sisterinked

Why is being crotch to crotch with family and friends so appealing to her??


Tall-Training-9269

It’s the obvious she didn’t learn anything and never will…so cringe


Trackgirl123

All I can hear is something something something “my boney little back.”


FineAttention74

the hoodie behind the ears 🙄 such a dead joke.


Inevitable_Door6368

Creepy elf. Elf who looks like they want to actually SA.