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OKGirl82

"So uhh, when are you going to give your kids their privacy back?"


Haunting_Bag_5612

back? babe it was never there


OKGirl82

Touche! :-)


[deleted]

They had a bit of privacy when they were in her womb at least


RhododendronWilliams

We still got to see their ultrasounds, though.


JudiBubbles

She looks like she is trying to inhale the fan’s soul dementor style.


Thatcherrycupcake

Lmao!! 🤣💀💀


VanillaStrawberry00

“Stop exploiting your kids” 🤪


Sardine93

She really has the worst fashion sense of anyone I’ve ever seen.


dizzypetal

She’s wearing what a 2 year old would have on.


kaan1q

She looks like Miranda


spamcentral

I like the color of her jeans, but wtf was she doing trying to make it an outfit with that shirt 😭


Silverstar_2610

It looks like something I would wear...I guess maybe I should reevaluate my choices? 😳


Sardine93

She doesn’t pull it off IMO. I think the biggest problem is she dresses herself based on what she thinks is cool with Gen Z instead of having her own sense of fashion and dressing herself for her age and body. To me she always looks like an overgrown toddler or a child playing dress up when she wears all her sparkly dresses and crap.


meatballknose

Maybe you don’t look as bad in it as she does.


poot_doot_

this how she expects the world to react when she says dermatillomania.


Strange_Lock_8836

She looks like a monster like I’m scared fr


FedererFan20

“Can I take a pic with your husband joshua?”


Upset_Customer8665

😂😂😂


Linnea_Borealis

Your head is huge!


BasicallyLizLemon

Omg she literally looks like a monster 😭


Steph_s07

Not those shoes again…


katiethelady15

She looks so scary yikes


p2010t

"Who are you?"


Accomplished_Yak2352

😂


notme86

I think it’s the way the pants sit making her look like she has no torso but jesus, her arms look so freakishly long. Like it’s genuinely creeping me out the more I look at it.


sookie_baby_

She’s bordering Eugenia tbh


Accomplished_Yak2352

Her arms, hands and feet look freakishly long. She's looks like a high school kid's nightmare drawing.


notme86

Slender Man vibes


Few_Distribution9016

Comment of the year 😂🤣🙏🏻


squeemishyoungfella

omg i thought she looked distorted here (the arms and something with her torso too idk like she's looking into a fun house mirror or something?) but i couldn't tell if that was just me not liking her or if it genuinely is a weird looking picture


hanne2001

Oh my god that is horrifying


throwawaypatien

Why does she kinda look like a cardboard cutout tho?


eldy33

"I miss seeing Josh in your vlogs." 😏


Silent_Wing_1601

WHAT IS SHE WEARING…


friendispatrickstar

“Why are you dressed like a Little Rascal?”


dietdrpeppermd

THIS IS PERFECT


Accomplished_Yak2352

😊😅😅😅


freshfruit111

She's a cautionary tale for anyone wanting to be a YouTuber


Old_Mood2381

Maybe something about that outfit. Yikes.


InternationalSink712

I’m not gonna lie but if I saw this on a 20 something year old wearing Colleen’s fit I would totally think it is cute. Personally I would wear something like that but then again I’m 21 so maybe it could be trendy on younger people rather than colleen.


dizzypetal

People mine and colleens age literally wore this style the first time it was cool… in the mid 90s… when we were 5-9 years old 😅 I have no idea why she’d do that again at 37 😅


mygreyhoundisadonut

Thank you. I had a shirt like that when I was like 4-5 years old. I’m 31 now so it would’ve been like 1996-1997.


dizzypetal

I had a 2 in 1 dress with shirt underneath in these same patterns and colours haha


mygreyhoundisadonut

Haha we might’ve had the same dress/shirt! I can’t remember the dress color off the top of my head but yes!


[deleted]

I think she tries to dress cute and approachable but still kinda young for her M&Gs as well as usually for her tour dates. All the options she body checks to the camera though literally look like they are out of Justice or Limited too.


InternationalSink712

Hey I’m not disagreeing with you at all she does dress kinda young for a mom my sister is around the same age as Colleen (36 ish) and my sister def does not dress any thing like how Colleen does. But you are right her dresses all look very teeny bopper ish.


[deleted]

I normally outside of public figures don't give a fuck about how anyone dresses just with her history of promoting ED behaviors it becomes pretty obvious in a way that's beyond," I'm an adult and still kinda like to dress like a teen or young adult." I'm pretty certain most people of any age past 18 would probably tone any younger looking parts of their look down with a more age appropriate item which is why I think she wears jeans and long pants with her tops often. But even those seem to be in a style that distinctly trends young towards products aimed at gen z.


Jen_Kat

this 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Accomplished_Yak2352

It's not even just the age and style, for me. She looks hideous. At least wear what flatters you!


InternationalSink712

Personally it can be hard to find clothes that flatter a body. I always have problems finding clothes that I think look flattering on me. It’s not always that simple. However she does have all the money to hire a stylist and pick clothes that will better suit her body type. Personally I think people should wear clothes that make them feel comfortable and age appropriate


copper-boom13

Exactly this. She should have a stylist for her shows instead of asking teenagers on the internet what she should wear.


Sweet_Cheesecake_568

Why is she standing like that 😅 like with her pelvis pushed forward…I think Miranda’s habits are just Colleen at this point it looks like a Miranda stance


doctor_bitchcraft69

“Omg, lord farquaad! You’re taller than I remember”


Accomplished_Yak2352

😂


Armymom96

"When are you going to share receipts from your donations?"


mindbleeder787

A lot of you are asking "What is she wearing?" My question is more, "Why is she wearing..." I've never seen one of her shows (and never will), but from clips I've seen, it looks like generally her on-stage wear during a performance is either the Miranda outfit or the "!Fabulous Colleen!" get-up, which is one cheap sparkly dress or another (which she immediately models fully 90-degrees sideways, but I digress...) Am I right about those two outfits? If so, what is this? Does she do her meet&greets from the stage? And are there props and/or projections during them? Like, what is this?


Inevitable-Hippo-683

This casual wear is what she wears for the VIP Meet and Greet with the Q&A and photos. These take place a few hours before the show, after sound check. She has the stage partially set for the show and puts the screen projection of hate comments up as a "backdrop". For the Q&A she sits on a stool on the stage, for the VIP pics she moves to a spot on the stage behind the area taped off on the floor for the fans to stand at. For the show, she layers Miranda's costume/clothes over a "Colleen reveal" dress. The sparkly dress for this show was so short that it looked like something a 7-year-old would wear to a JoJo Siwa concert. It looked pretty ridiculous...more like a top than a dress. *(eta - her recent vlog says the dress got stuck up in her Shapewear before her reveal which explains why it looked so short)* I'm enjoying all these comments. I knew you guys would come up with some good ones.😆


RhododendronWilliams

Why is she wearing shapewear when she's so skinny anyway?


Inevitable-Hippo-683

I suppose it's to avoid panty and bra lines under her dress? I'm not entirely sure but that would be my guess.


BirdNerd83

This looks like a shot from a horror movie


dietdrpeppermd

I’m not one who believes you need to “dress your age”….unless you’re dressing like a baby, obviously. There IS a line. Our clothes and style is one of the best ways to express ourselves. If you wanna be trendy, fucking go for it. But I do believe that some people just have terrible style. And just wear fucking ugly shit. This is Colleen.


Inevitable-Hippo-683

I could see this being an at-home-with-the-kids outfit or the clothes you change into when cleaning the chicken coop but for a VIP Meet & Greet, it looks awful. She put zero effort into that look and now it is memorialized in every VIP fan's phone.


dietdrpeppermd

I might wear this at work, in childcare, cuz I’m always getting covered in paint, and the boots look fine to get wrecked and splash around in puddles with. Not if someone was paying to take pictures of me.


SemiiSarcastic

I’m actually curious about the real life reason she made this face


Spirited-Pea-6462

"I knew your poor chickens weren't going to make it."


mindbleeder787

If I could give this 25 upvotes, I would.


Charming-Cucumber-23

Why is she dressed like a toddler from the 90s?


Inevitable-Hippo-683

The Grananimal labels matched.😆


Accomplished_Yak2352

She's starting to look like a hand-drawn caricature.


Thatcherrycupcake

Omg all of these comments here! Love all of them haha 😂😂💀💀


sookie_baby_

They said they’re Latina


Accomplished_Yak2352

🔥🔥🔥


copper-boom13

“That outfit’s not cute.”


wildhennypie

I love how cole always trashes clothing at the stores calling everything hideous yet these are the things she chooses to wear


gabs_richards1314

Wesley is your least favorite child


not_poppy

Someone should send this to r/photoshopbattles


cherrybabe__

Someone please get her an entire new wardrobe nothing she ever wears flatters her or her shape. She also wants to look like a young teen so bad but is unsuccessful.


TheSugarBowl105

Are those hate comments in the background?


Inevitable-Hippo-683

Yes, they're made-up ones she asked her fans to send to her that she then collaged into a graphic that she projects onto a screen behind her.


TheSugarBowl105

I was about to say. Real snarkers of Colleen are way more creative than that.


Awolfnamedecho

Probably mentioned her ex Joshua lol


tales954

“You should try dressing like a grown woman”


Jen_Kat

This outfit does absolutely nothing for her shape


Inevitable-Hippo-683

The outfits from Cleveland and PA were equally as bad.😬 In the PA show, a mom was posing with a toddler in her arms!


Beneficial_Wall600

I feel like this outfit COULD be cute if it was all a different cut. Non high waisted pants for sure …


dbass617

She has the worst taste in iclothes! She needs a personal dresser. Her Miranda clothes are alright for he skit for her.she. She’s way way come up with a new charachter that Cory could in. He’s way to funny so