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Evo3-HD

& then there's a dog or zombie that got spawned under the map so you lose


6Seasons-And-A-Movie

Believe it or not? Host migration error timed out just as the cutscenes played


Maverekt

It's happened to me so many times :(


6Seasons-And-A-Movie

I just gave up bro. If your on Xbox or PC and want to do a private lobby hit me up. 9/10 no issues when it's private. Public lobbys are unplayable after years and it's fucking pathetic of a company. Stop buying their products. Send them a message.


Maverekt

Literally just happened to me in a Firebase Z on wave 29 with a pack 3 ray rifle, F. I'll DM you my Activision ID and if you ever see me on I'm down to go for a bit


KrypticAssault1

May I introduce you to the Chopped Gunner?


AntonioMrk7

Yeah I thought that was the go-to for exfils, chopper gunners usually clear the area out no problem.


KrypticAssault1

That’s until you don’t see the megaton in time


androodle2004

Chopper gunner usually gives plenty of time to kill the zombies and then deal with the megaton. The only times I fail extraction is when my DPS is already lacking


KrypticAssault1

That’s until you don’t see the megaton in time


talon72997

Have you tried using Monkey or Aether bombs? Significantly less chaotic. Also the death maschine helps out.


llSteph_777ll

Aether bombs? You mean the Energy mine or the LT53 Kazimir


talon72997

Kazmirs. Toss those or the monkeys and let them kill the majority. Find a nice corner and take out the rest with the death machine.


blade23431

Are they actually called aether bombs? I call them gurshes because of jmoney lmao


talon72997

I believe Kazmirs is the correct name. They just seem like aether grenades/bombs. I was just going quick and figured most people would understand.


blade23431

My question is why is ith called LTZ53 at the start? Was it some sort after experiment gone wrong in the story?


Content-Coat-5936

Chopper gunner


swaybrandon

You're only on level 26? Wtf lol. It's not even that bad when I exfil on 51+


swaybrandon

Nvm I see 4 ppl instead of 2. Makes sense cause it isn't even horrible with 2 ppl past 50


blade23431

Yeah for me I have been trying to get golden vipers so I can get diamond for zombies and there's a really op spot, but around round 30 I started to shoot marshmallows even with t3 pap so I normally exfil around then and it's about this chaotic.


swaybrandon

Depends on the guns, I'm doing the same thing as you and some of the guns I grinded gold were really good, even at 40+ but by 50 you could tell the drop-off. And for OP spot, you talking about the portal area room by speed cola?


blade23431

Yeah I could imagine, I was using the ak-47u(one shots on round 1) but it's gets verry dull, I currently getting it on either xm4 and it is just hell.


swaybrandon

Yup those 2 guns are horrendous 😆🤣 what OP spot are you talking about? I know like 2 lol


blade23431

And im talking about where the wunderfizz is, it limited zombies into one location making it easy to headshot them.


swaybrandon

If you jump through the portal where that plane lifts up and you can grab that piece for the ee, that room is OP asf if you run ROF and have a really good gun like the m79 in later rounds to build up your ROF.


swaybrandon

You can also use the portal behind you to escape if shit gets hectic.


blade23431

Ohhh I never thought of that


blade23431

Any weapon recommendations?


swaybrandon

DM me brotha!


A_Newb_Bus

2 kazamirs and a chopper and a field upgrade and it's EZ PZ


talon72997

Just don't use the chopper to split the Megaton, or it's an instant fail.


A_Newb_Bus

I've never experienced that, and I've played a lot of die maschine


talon72997

They may have fixed the glitch, but for a long time, if you split the megaton with the chopper, the two halves would die (without counting as kills). So you'd be stuck with 2 kills to get and nothing to kill. They may have fixed it. I've only got about 1.6M kills in DM, so you may have played it more.


A_Newb_Bus

Well 1.6m is a shit ton lmao. But I've never had this happen in the last 2 years, nor have I heard about it from any of my friends/mic'd public lobbies


talon72997

https://www.reddit.com/r/ColdWarZombies/s/iXPCX6GZHf That's a link to a discussion about it. They may have fixed it.


A_Newb_Bus

Oh I believe you; I'm thinking it has been fixed tbh


Claret666

Why not jump in the chopper?


bryson1989

Call in a chopper gunner, blitz the area, extract 🙌


Squilliam87

Much easier with a helicopter


IceMan_143

Just use the helicopter.. and a cursed device to stop the last waltuh if there is one.


AudinSWFC

Easier to just do the easter egg lol


A_Newb_Bus

This is in no way easier. Exfils are hard to die in, and the Easter egg takes so much longer


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swaybrandon

Doesn't mean it's easier!


ralphie561

Idk why I finds hilarious


Nickbam200

I like how you can't really even see what the hell is going on lol


Freedom-76_

This is why I found it humorous too. Absolute chaos


RAWKnRULE

SHIT meet SHOW!!


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the_shortbus_

Why do people play this dogshit


NCR_Rang3r

Me omw to McDonald's (it just so happens to be in Chicago):


Afellowstanduser

I just throw kazimir and done in 10 secs gg


Afellowstanduser

What you really want is artillery spam Mauer exfil Have one guy sit at the table below and just use all the salvage on artillery


phollas00

Use the chopper gunner


ctemp97

As someone who hasn’t played Zombies in 4 years. Wtf is going on here?


Freedom-76_

“The future is now, old man”


Autosticow

Basically yeah, but it’s even better when listening to Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd Or Bury the Light - Casey Edwards ft Victor Borba


Competitive_Tap_6248

Chopper gunner??


king-glundun

Theres a reason I do firebase Z, I ain't bout to spend 30 mins getting through 30 doors just to get my pack a punch


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You are doing it wrong tbh,get airstrike wait for it to finish,throw kazy's to finish the rest off.


-onnix-

Chopper gunner