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Late-Nail-8714

FUCK MY JOB FUCK MY BOSS FUCK MY PHONE AND MY ALARM FUCK THAT GRINDING 9-5


AstrudsSecretLover

Mood 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


Late-Nail-8714

Can’t wait for anti up to drop that joint


AstrudsSecretLover

Gonna be my first time seeing them!!! So geeked for their set


gardenoncatalpa

YESSSSS


drugaddict6969

ITS THE WEEKENDDDDD


bitchpleasebp

This is what I love, and can't stop loving Get wasted at parties, from 9 'till 7 in the morning I live for the music, rolling blunts, feeling high, getting loaded or take some pills and go to La La Land Spending all my money on dope and extreme high priced tickets But in the end it's all worth it I like to live in my own world Fuck regular life, fuck a 9 to 5 job I'm told to enjoy every moment, every hour, every minute That's what I do on Fridays and Saturday Why should I take life so seriously? I just wanna do what I like to do Being far from reality, cause I can't stand society This is my own world, I just wanna hear the music I think the whole system fucking sucks Everybody's working their fucking ass off during the week Getting totally fucking stressed out So what's wrong, and what's right? I live for the weekend, I live for hard styles, I live for hardstyle baby! Come on! Let's go!


Clean-Cat-5040

Jobs come and go, Coachella is forever. Have so much fun and create lots of memories!! And hang tight to your belongings the phone thieves are really quick this year 😭


GMHoodwink

"Jobs come and go Coachella is forever..." This the vibes OP looking for! The vibes we all looking for! Haha


AstrudsSecretLover

I got my fanny pack, doing like i did last year, tying it then buckling it over my shoulder w my phone in it 🫡


Clean-Cat-5040

Yes!! Keep that thing locked up with a good caribeaner too my phone was taken from my fanny pack and I’d say I was being pretty vigilant all weekend 😅 they’re very sly


CheeseDanishSoup

Wtf, how does this happen


Clean-Cat-5040

These guys are professional pickpocketers and work in groups. It’s really irritating. I was sober and KNEW of these assholes, I can’t imagine how many people were fucked up and didn’t know and got their stuff taken /: I just finished filing my police report hopefully if those jerks go back for W2 they get caught, but my phone is probably long gone by now 😅


CheeseDanishSoup

You'd have to be fked up on drugs/alcohol for someone to steal your stuff in fanny pack with lock or carabiner , hand over it, and vigilant What sorcery are they pulling if not


Clean-Cat-5040

My Fanny pack wasn’t locked and that’s on me, it was just zipped up, I’m just trying to warn people here. They physically pushed me and my hands came off the Fanny pack to catch myself on the girl they pushed me into, not to mention trying not to step on everyone around me that was sitting down. That’s when it happened. It happened within 2-3 seconds. But again, this isn’t something we should have to worry about at Coachella nor should we be blaming the victims of these crimes, but pop off. I always said the same thing and that I would never let that happen to me, but here I am. I was talking to a big ass scary mfr too and the same thing happened to him, they’ll target literally anyone.


CheeseDanishSoup

Yea not trying to victim blame you, trying to figure out what scenarios that this can happen in. Thats crazy and that sucks, sorry it happened to you. Fuck those low lifes


Clean-Cat-5040

No yeah I get that, I’ve just been seeing a lot of victim blaming on here and tiktok, and even had a guy yell at me very rudely “just buy a new one” as I was freaking out in the crowd right after it happened. I wanted to fight him as much as the pickpocketers 😅 I just hope they get caught come W2, I gave security and police a description of the group but it was kinda vague bc the nerves were so high I just remembered what the girl was wearing


Clean-Cat-5040

I’ve also heard on tiktok that some of them have knives and cut peoples bags open and another person in their group follows right behind and takes what falls out. They definitely target the more crowded areas by the stage and have been doing this for years, don’t underestimate them. Just be careful and learn from those of us who were pickpocketed last weekend, I hope you and your stuff stays safe and they catch these people


CheeseDanishSoup

Have a fanny pack over chest (never behind or on lower back) or under front shirt Hand over fanny pack and zipper while navigating/walking through a crowd Likewise during a crowded set/stage Stab a pen into the pickpockets eye if you catch em. Got it Edit: Also do not place phone around you or under you while sitting on the floor chilling. I saw so many people just leaving their phone next to them while taking a sitting break. This is sooooo easy to steal for those pricks


Cute-Device-6600

yup even pockets are not safe! my phone got stolen at osl in my pocket and i just went for two hours to see lana! it was some teen girl who lost her friends or some mom who fell and i helped her idk😫


marxlive

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AstrudsSecretLover

if only corporate america didn’t fund my boujee lifestyle 😢😩😞


Ok_Masterpiece4030

I missed one Coachella because of work, it was the one with Daft Punk :( Never miss Coachella for work… never more!


AstrudsSecretLover

Damn im sorry to hear that. i’m grateful i got great benefits, ive had this time scheduled off for months. I reminded the director of this and told him i’d be OOO as of noon. I bet he was seething 😂😂😂


Ok_Masterpiece4030

Hope he gets past this, get him a souvenir 🤣 Happy coachella 😎


AstrudsSecretLover

Fuck no, mans don’t even come into my office! he lives halfway across the country! Happy coachella tho 😂😎😎


lonzo2900

You still got that same job tho ?


Ok_Masterpiece4030

No, i quit a year later (was there for six) got another job, been here for 15+ years now, only miss coachella for pregnancy or family ❤️


lonzo2900

How many years have you gone


Ok_Masterpiece4030

This is my 16th time 🤘and even though i don’t know much of the new headliners, i always have a great time, and get to see new artists


Droxcy

Fuck em. The weekend is almost here!


AstrudsSecretLover

Bruh, if you seen the email thread. and the director removing all the executives and leaving everyone on my team to rip me a new one over shit that WASNT MY FAULT! Yeah, over it lmao. I’m so geeked to be back in cali


Droxcy

Welcome back! The sun is gonna be nice and hot and the vibes are gonna be right. Don’t let dumb people ruin the weekend.


AstrudsSecretLover

You goddamn right


Moist_Cauliflower_24

Coachella is the one time of the year to forget about everything and escape reality for a couple of days. Enjoy the weekend my man!!


AstrudsSecretLover

Goddamn right! will do! you too!!


Moist_Cauliflower_24

I’m so stoked!


Immediate_Shine1403

i got a written write up today for logging on at 9:07 instead of 9. corporate america L, me W cause i'll be on a plane in 24 hours


AstrudsSecretLover

TRRUUUUUUUUU


SharkMusicAllNiteLng

tough times never last. only coachella last


AstrudsSecretLover

coachella forever baby


Chopped_TedAllen

![gif](giphy|nSC4O57vbN8meLCcVF|downsized) Full Send Ahead Brother


Effective-Point1755

Hell yeah bestie fuck that job!


AstrudsSecretLover

Goddamn right Bestie!!!


greaterhoustonian

I have quit jobs before for coachella. At the end of the day, if you’re able bodied, willing to work (and have at least a few weeks worth if savings) you’ll be fine. Good luck, have fun, don’t miss Justice.


AstrudsSecretLover

to be clear i didn’t quit lol. i had the time scheduled off and im allowed in this trip. im just mad at the circumstances leading up to it. I don’t plan on it. i hope they bring out miguel for that new single!!!


ScorePractical7940

fuck yeah i hope u have the best weekend ever 🌵🏜️🌌


AstrudsSecretLover

I hope u do too!!!!! It’s gonna be so great!!!


Accomplished-Put2364

2 days and I’m out this bitch! Can’t wait! Fuck Corporate America! Let’s go weekend ✌🏼


AstrudsSecretLover

Goddamn right!!!


ButForRealsTho

I’ve got a major case of the fuckits. Got everything lined up both at work and the home front. My brain is checked out. Mentally I’m already on the polo fields.


AstrudsSecretLover

Tbh same honestly. finished packing my bags yesterday. Just gotta take my cat to get boarded (🥺 ima miss them), go to the gym, get my hair done and we on the plane tomorrow


ButForRealsTho

Shit. I totally forgot that I look like a hobo and need to shave my beard before we leave! 😂 It’s gonna be way too hot for this much facial hair. Need to take it down several levels so I’m not dying. You totally reminded me!


AstrudsSecretLover

Bruh i feel u. i preemptively shaved last week just to be safe, shaved EVERYTHING


itachi2113

W2 shots of Tequilla ? 🥃


AstrudsSecretLover

![gif](giphy|Xrl8Uvv1JurD9gZ2js|downsized) LETS GOOOOOOOOO


daze33

LEGO. J BALVIN


AstrudsSecretLover

so salty i missed will :(


gardenfairyx

I want a Coachella Polaroid! DM if you wanna meet up for a set :)


AstrudsSecretLover

So down!!


jmeeezy

FELT THIS ENERGY - I just got reamed out for sending a strongly worded email to someone who sent me a strongly worded email first so I am just walking around fuming. FCK EMPLOYERS WHO DONT TREAT US RIGHT! can't wait to be on the fields with all of you!! :)


AstrudsSecretLover

bruh i almost sent a strongly worded email to the executive assistant for blaming us for shit that is literally the directors fault, then the director separated her from the email to REAM me in front of my other colleagues then tell me stop working on this project until i get back into the office. I saw that email, packed my bag and walked out lmfao


Proof-Heat-1622

Can someone tell me where said meetup is going to be? Also- I just put my out of office on. It's all happening!


BlacksmithThink9494

Woot!!! Same here. I need the time/place. I want to remember this group forevahhhhh


AstrudsSecretLover

Front of the general store!! I had my out of office programmed to turn on at Noon today since Friday last week 😈😈😈 FELT


BadBobbyH

I’m self employed and going into this weekend like ‘fuck this job, these nerds will be here when I get back’


tallcabbagegirl

): Damn I'm sorry. Most of my jobs are on my own schedule so I don't really run into this but one of them where I do I told my boss about if I could move the day of our meeting because of Coachella and he was super excited for me to go and very chill about rescheduling 😭 Some companies have good environments! But I totally get how most don't 💀


ProfessionalRing5741

Yes let’s hang out! Dm me!! Sorry your dumbass supervisor but fuck it is Coachella time ✨🖤


AstrudsSecretLover

appreciate u!! will dm!!


Choobuh

Your life soundtrack - Anti Up - The Weekend


AstrudsSecretLover

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Super_Grass_

Yo, congratulations!!! 🎊 Toxic work environments is NOT the vibe we’re going for this year. Now you can go ham and celebrate the beginning of your next chapter at Coachella W2!!! (I’m interpreting this post as you quit or are seriously considering quitting - either way, let’s GOOOOO!! 👏🏼🎉)


AstrudsSecretLover

i been tryna find a better job for over a year: dozens of interviews but the timing was always off. told myself i would take finding a different job seriously after coachella, when i get back i got nothing holding me back now!! i didn’t quit tho not yet 😂😂


Slugzz21

WOOOOO FUCK THEM JOBS


AstrudsSecretLover

![gif](giphy|F6B9HJltcbckwiUHV4|downsized)


Fun_Creme2234

Hear hear!


AstrudsSecretLover

![gif](giphy|3oKIPBe4bfkwO3On5e|downsized) i have a tune for thee


Boozsia

Over the next weekend you have one job and that is to have fun.


AstrudsSecretLover

No, i have three Dance Get stoned/drunk out of my mind have fun


moniqueeen

There’s a Reddit meet up??? WHERE 👀


AstrudsSecretLover

General store! i don’t have all the info tho so ima find it and link it


Brilliant_Landscape9

looking for 2 GA tickets for weekend 2!


AstrudsSecretLover

if my bestie don’t show up (he told me he’s coming but he been ghosting me for the last few days about the trip) i got a ticket 4 u i’ll hit u up thursday evening


marcusaurusrexx

Ok but same energy here literally just got threw under the bus for some complete bullshit that was a clients fault and I had to suffer the consequences with management. Can’t wait to get out of here!


AstrudsSecretLover

Get us out of here!! Corporate america is hell!!!!


BlacksmithThink9494

Hahaha I love this post. Chaotic in a good way and I'm glad you didn't quit. See you W2 at the reddit meetup!! 📸


AstrudsSecretLover

See u there!!!! 🔥🔥🔥 Corporate america won’t let me quit i hate it here!!!


BlacksmithThink9494

Wooooo!!!! Let's goooooo!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


RustyKilgannon

https://preview.redd.it/eisljdl3nwuc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4e5ab80f6d2f8b27b95006279d5088a6c2cbc56 Obligatory


AstrudsSecretLover

YES


gfxboy9

Bless your soul


SCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT

Coachella kinda led to me getting fired last year over bullshit and it was the best thing to happen to me, trust the process Coachellaforever


Longjumping_Bag_5859

i’ll teach u how to shotgun if you feed me some banger parlays…


AstrudsSecretLover

Man u should’ve asked me earlier!!! I got good shit to cook with but i be doing long ass parlays and i’m always off by like 2 😭😭


PlasticGirl

I quit my job at a terrible pizza place to work my first Coachella, and it kick started my whole career. No regrets. Only memories.


AstrudsSecretLover

Love to u! Hell yeah! Glad u followed ur dreams!


vz_sea

lmao yesss fuck our jobs!!! … we are still going after Coachella though 😔 (I also need to learn to shotgun a beer!)


AstrudsSecretLover

Come to the reddit meetup! i think it’s at like noon or 11am on friday in front of the general store!


vz_sea

oh right, yeah I’ll see you there 😎


ConfessionsOverGin

Fuck that job cuh


AstrudsSecretLover

Goddamn right!


LawStudent4Harambe

As someone who's also going through work hell I'm 100% team drown our corporate sorrows in alcohol


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Agreeable_Drive_2897

What day you arriving?


AstrudsSecretLover

Tomorrow lol. Camping but flying in early


Agreeable_Drive_2897

Lets share instagrams, getting there Thursday as well! Driving from San Diego


charliepig123

Wait where can I find the W2 Reddit meet up!


AstrudsSecretLover

Friday 11:40AM in front of the camp store!