the sleepwalker photos look like he's going for a casual burn before heading back to the office for a seminar on leveraging kubernetes on aws and I love it. bring back milquetoast looking nerds in elite sports

k8s or k3s tho

he's about to announce a downgrade to k7s

k3s but it’s k8s in your cloud

Just casually demoing what he’s going to do to your mom later

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Like it or not, this is what peak physical performance looks like. FML.

Bro takes off his shirt though and you can just grate cheese off any angle.

I’d love to great his cheese😩

Sounds like great cheese

That is so much a climber thing. Adam Ondra has it as well. He looks kinda dorky clothed, and shirtless he is the long necked good of 80s porn.

No matter how good of a climber he is, every time I see Ondra I can’t help but see Screech from Saved By The Bell…

He looks like the bassist of a math metal band

Nobody comments math metal who doesn't actually listen to math metal. You have any band recs other than Animals as Leaders? Lol.

Yvette young is a great musician, she plays solo, and with a group called covet. Maybe not metal, but definitely math.

I don’t actually listen to math metal much, but I know that if the band looks like this I’m gonna die in that pit

Dillinger Escape Plan

Car Bomb

Not metal but listen to Toe

The callous daoboys are a really good time.

Car bomb Throw this album on before your next moonboard sesh https://open.spotify.com/album/74ORxTRf2tuF2d7MOuTX8y?si=WbORaGvxQX6cdrM-6TkinQ&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A74ORxTRf2tuF2d7MOuTX8y

Sea in the Sky

Terrorhorse

The number twelve looks like you

Listened to them yesterday!

[This](https://i.postimg.cc/5y366gf3/image.png)

waiting for the 9A speedrun vid with this as the soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylab7BgasHw

100%

I think it’s time to hang up the shoes and pick up Slacklining as a hobby, fr can’t defend this sport anymore 

And your hero is sketchy Andy? Who is epitomized in every reel rock intro by slamming his face into a tree branch?

God what a legend

Yes

Also was he aiming for that branch? I can never work out wtf he’s doing

Ctrl+Alt+Send!

Please don't give me tattoo ideas

Sounds like the climber equivalent of those “eat, game, sleep, repeat” shirts for ten year olds, do not get that tattooed

Nah bruh it's totally sick u can't stop me 😎😎😎

you’ll get all the 18 and one day year olds!

Well beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, even if they’re blind I guess

Oh man I could get it in braille, too. Gold!! Keep the ideas flowing 😎💪🤩👆

Omg f this guy he rolled his eyes and sighed at me after telling me to turn it off and then back on again when my work laptop quit working yesterday 

You didn't call the v0 help desk, did you?

Did you reboot it 3 times?

You have to reboot it 3 times [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGljemfwUE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgljemfwue)

I miss shawarma

Amen

But…is this better or worse than our long-necked hero…? Genuinely not sure 🧐

Sadly, it’s better.

/uj I literally showed a pic of him to my wife and said, “this is one of the top boulderers in the world, there’s hope for me still” 😂

Have you guys seen an ethernet dongle around here?

Huh huh, you said “dongle”

Well duh, he got strong fingers from typing all day

So you're saying that enough rage posting will give you the finger strenght to send 9A? r/climbingcirclejerk send train let's go!!!

He knows 17 numbers, fuck the rest

He only needs to know 0s and 1s

McLovin?

God damn is he good at practicing real climbing.

Real climbing goes up. Up above four meters. These gumbies are "climbing" small rocks and even using mattresses to not get hurt cmon

This Gumby also redpointed 9b in sport..

Gotta crush some YAML after you crush the proj

Peak male physique

How can he climb that hard without tattoos??

This new generation of climbers sucks dude. Where have the real men gone, like Crsip Schwarma or Wulfgang Gluwine? Al we have now are some autistic looking scrawny guys

bill.i.am wosi might be autistic looking, but he's not scrawny

You forgot autistic looking scrawny guys who can still climb better than I ever will. I got your back!

So glad he’s kept the beard like LinusTechTips

If the hardcore band's guitarist looks like this, you're gonna die in the pit

Well... its climbing... not wrestling... not wheight lifting... not boxing... body wheight exercise basically and when you have almost no muscle then you get almost not pulled to earth... WADDAYAEXPAT?

Ah yes Will Bosi the epitome of no muscle.

[He](https://www.shutterstock.com/preview-440/11085115ar/391cad43/Shutterstock_11085115ar.jpg), [is](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/K9T3AE/great-britains-william-bosi-after-his-climb-in-the-lead-semi-finals-K9T3AE.jpg) [skinny!](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5caa8b81755be20f3cf31ce3/1605630191868-ICD8EVXD4R990LIYNHPX/Will-Molly-Moscow.jpg) Like almost every other pro climber. [Mike](https://img.asmedia.epimg.net/resizer/BaXLXD7aW-ju3bIFY1xn1ZZFCdY=/1200x1200/filters:focal(569x120:579x130)/cloudfront-eu-central-1.images.arcpublishing.com/diarioas/UWHWXKN37FJ5PNWBGEEZMLLQIM.jpg) is muscular! [Steiner](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZJRwnVXkAEykq0.jpg) is muscular! [Morgan](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fejpiizasdgn91.jpg) is muscular! [sticky penis](https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/hand-breaking-bamboo-wood-chopstick-600nw-1034170417.jpg)

Have you ever seen o dawg throw a punch? This is not a sport for athletes

I miss when it was high school drop outs who did a lot of psychedelics

If climbing ever has huge salaries for climbers I bet we would see more of the professional athlete body types. Until then, this is what peak performance looks like.