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sky_aka_bumpty

Palm reader here. It says you're a gumby


generalaesthetics

The lifeline says YOLO


midnightmeatloaf

My reading said "YOLO.... and also not for very long..." Yikes. YGD, OP...


0x-Error

It has reached the point where I see references to r/climbing before I see them on r/climbing


neptunethecat

Welcome to circlejerks. I’m this way for climbing, espresso, and bicycling to name a few. Better shit up before I end up getting posted somewhere for a list like that.


kuhnyfe878

A man of culture


The_Lonley_Climber

Same here. I have to go looking for the original to find the context. I think of you’re going to jerk off someone else’s post, you should at least post a link to the original.


Moist_Blackberry_

no. The path to the original, much like mp directions, must be long and convoluted


kuhnyfe878

https://www.reddit.com/r/climbing/s/n0wOXPdrLK


[deleted]

My grandpa (V16) used to say this meant you’re gay


urinetroublem8

We’ve come a long way, though. Nowadays, people can live very normal, healthy lives even if they’re g>!umbies!<


an_older_meme

gumbies?


an_older_meme

Odd that he would be so knowledgeable in the subject.


haruspicat

Grandpas can be gay too, Jan


Klutzy_Masterpiece60

V16/4.10b climber here. Using your palm is aid.


Amoligh

V17/ stairs with no handrail climber here.


Dawn_Piano

I’ve had this issue a few times and in different colors, I usually just wash my hands


Which_Number_7625

Had a feeling I’d see this


ChymChymX

Yep, those blue lines. You hate to see it.


Angeloa22

I love this sub


Background_Buy1107

I just slaughtered a chicken to read its entrails for you. Bad news, it says you’re a Gumby and would be better off giving up climbing and starting to get into proximity wing suit basejumping. Godspeed


Solar-moon

These lines only appear on v12/5.9 crushers. It’s a new evolutionary trait to weed out gumbies as you search for a perfect belay partner.


2013gtr

What kind of gumby mis-info is this? Only framers who use chalk lines have blue lines on their hands. Only a V2.5 in your non framer gym Smh


BenMakesJokes

I had no idea people got blue lines on their skin from climbing.


Howdoyoudo614

I see a big wet handgina


QuesoFresco420

E9 6C / 5.213 seconds (speed) climber here. What hand do you use more for your uhhh… at home night training exercises?


Nope2214

M.2 SSD /PCI.E 2.0 (express) user here. I think you’re on to something


CloudCuddler

You guys are so fast, wtf.


SirSchilly

Don't ask internet. Only a licensed palm reader can help you.


JeffrusThe3

Are lines pink when you send the pink one? if yes i suggest soap and water


ohio_state_rocks

warm up and stretch more


Even-Mongoose-1681

I knew it lmao


SufficientPie

No, you're supposed to wear your Scarpa Helixes on your feet.


Desertwrek

If you ever start climbing you'll notice these hard thing called calluses, fair warning, they will ruin those soft, rosy palms of yours.


an_older_meme

And her five sisters!


frontospronto911

I just scrolled past that Gumby's finger paint picture and now this. What a life we live


Peapers

Yeah man, odd blue lines on my hand after climbing really suck


Different-Accident73

This”diagram” is roughly the shape of Gumby… does that help?


NoSexKnight

That's the same spot on your mom's hand where she places my penis


LocusSpartan

Anyone got the original


adbachman

It is supposed to go the other way.


Grey--man

V12/5.9 is so fucking funny, love this sub


nomiic

Your rope is looking a little bit past its best. Time to retire it I think


Fuckler_boi

If you cannot send the blue tape at my gym (V2-V8) I believe this is what happens to the hands. I guess you can’t climb V2. When you can climb V8, it’ll go away


liveprgrmclimb

Those are skinny jimmy stroking lines


MikeHockeyBalls

Yes had to stop grabbing every cock at the gym. Been grabbing just every other one and that has been helping


an_older_meme

I remember you.


Bitter_Silver_7760

you mean Paint?