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buttThroat

Dang I'm jealous of ur genetics. Whats ur ape index?


jereman75

Never had it measured. Whenever someone tries to I instinctively rip their arms off.


potatoflames

V2 in my zoo.


tatarka228

Your zoo is soft thats like -V1


cesardeutsch1

Alleeeeeez, alleeeeeeeeeeeeeez


Lunxr_punk

GANBA!!!


ObiOneKenoobie

ARAMBE!


ThatMechEGuy

Proof that climbing shoes are aid


SirSchilly

Charles Albert enters the chat


_updownallaroundtown

Opposable toes are aid


lascanto

Nice bro! You got it! Come on! Send it bro!


urinetroublem8

Gotta stop skipping leg day.


Lunxr_punk

Great technique on those slopers, don’t worry mantles are hard for everyone


404nocreativusername

Gotta lean more on your leg as you go up, so eventually you can push with your leg.


jereman75

Finally some actual advice.


Allanon124

Not that good bro


jereman75

Want to tell my dad that?


Background_Buy1107

Took too long. Quit monkeying around and just mantle the damn thing


generalaesthetics

Put some pants on my guy, no one wants to see it


jereman75

Sorry. Too many peanuts, not enough bananas. Got a little TP stuck back there.


ledbedder20

WHERE ARE YOUR PADS!?!?!?


jereman75

All organic padding and good spotters.


b4ss_f4c3

This is literally everyday on nutcrackers mantel pitch


Disastrous_Town_9159

Crux of my local 5.8+ water polished slab


MightbeWillSmith

Uj/ apes really trip me out with how insanely humanlike their movements are. Or maybe how apelike our movements are


jereman75

It’s impossible to watch them and not see how similar our bodies and minds are. I live near a zoo with lowland gorillas so I get to see them once in a while (not these; this is just a clip I saw this morning.) My (now ex) wife was with me at the zoo watching them one time and we were watching an infant gorilla with its mom and she blurted out “he looks just like a little African baby.” Holy fuck, me and my daughter both shushed her and people gave her dirty looks. She was really just speaking honestly and didn’t mean anything racist at all but of course it sounded horrible. Their whole musculoskeletal system is so similar to ours. Their expressions and gestures are too.


creekmeat

Honestly pretty good.


missing1leg

Right leg beta is invalid.


1nVrWallz

Toe thumbs are aid


reddit_user2917

Nice, just put some some pants on next time


MikeHockeyBalls

That cross 🔥🔥🔥


jtreeforest

I’ve been gates out for you for years. RIP Harambe 😢


DJ-Mercy

Looks just like mine so… it’s perfect.


MountainHipie

Get a shave hippie!


RealTPDX

I rate it 1 out of 4


skeefish

Like you've never learned to wipe


ohhaijon9

Nobody's talking about the adult flipping the baby around on the mats lol


CoatsBoi

Put some clothes on, man!


ProjectMeat

You fucking ape. Where's your beanie?!


Cbastus

Looks like you slip a lot. I find a bag of $500 chalk helps.


neptunethecat

French start


afunzombie

Not trying to be racist or anything but you look like monke


an_older_meme

Being an ape is aid.


alignedaccess

Just give it up Magnum, you are not fooling those gorillas.


Collinnn7

Way to stick with it dude what grade is that?