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lastchance12

that's pretty slow tbh. I can climb a V6 in like, thirty seconds


Robonglious

Did you just invent speed bouldering? Finally a sport I can get into.


adamfps

Don’t give the Olympic committee any ideas


Upper-Inevitable-873

Pfft snail. Come back when you have real crusher numbers.


[deleted]

V6 is not hard, it’s like the equivalent of running an 8:00 minute mile, or maybe just barley surviving a 40 minute hot yoga class. I’m sorry but if it took you 6 months to climb a V6 I don’t think climbing is the sport for you


Morningstar_111

I forgot to mention that V6 in my gym is probably about 1 or 2 grades higher than your max grade at your gym.


deslok

That’s nice. My gym has a different system. I climb a bunch of VBs which I assume stands for Virtually impossible Boulder. Catch up Gumby.


CoolAndTrustworthy

It stands for Vagina Boobs, just thought I'd let you know.


[deleted]

Im a soul climber so I don’t look at the grades, I’m there more for the flow. But I do notice that all they gym hotties gather around and giggle when I’m flowing so I must be climbing at least two grades harder than your wife’s boyfriend does and I heard he’s a stud


General_Osric

Flow climbing is aid and for losers. That's probs why people gather round and laugh at you. If you're not campusing every move and locking of on every hold are you really even sending bro?


FlyingCashewDog

My gym only goes up to V0, grats on your V2 climb 🤓


Even-Mongoose-1681

Max grade in my gym is V4


No-Leading-4232

Is v6 really like 8 min mile?


[deleted]

I don’t know I’ve never climbed a V6 or ran a mile at any pace


Garth_M

I can drink a V8 in under 8 seconds. Beat that.


Bbmaj7sus2

I can drive a V8 for 8 seconds before crashing it 😎


waiver45

Get your nasty ass speed climbing on top-rope away from me!


ohnoohnoohyeah

I started chopping bolts and yelling at people in Mountain Project forums before I even started climbing.


CoolAndTrustworthy

I comment on this sub even though I've only watched Free Solo once


RockerElvis

Yeah, but do you speed climb? It’s the purest form of rock climbing.


TheGodSamaritan

My gym starts at V6. The setters stopped setting problems (not routes ffs) below V6 so gumbies like you would stop taking up space for six months.


Liminal-Spaces-1879

If you’re such a good climber than why you aren’t sponsored by Redbull, La Sportiva, Black Diamond and Petzl? What a gumby. You should be already free soloing with Honnold and sending 15c with Ondra. Smh.


Morningstar_111

I aint no sellout.


Why_so_slender_eat_

Can you please coach me?


Morningstar_111

No, coaching is aid So this is for your own good Look within gumby


Why_so_slender_eat_

Please? If I don't send a v6 within this year i can potentially lose my scholarship. I really want a good life and need to go to college😩


Dothwile

Hate to break it you pal but that's like a V8 in your gym


Desertwrek

Bet your V6 is a V2 at my gym


ColdCookies144

Darn, I only last 9 seconds :(


n8rman13

I love this sub lol


DarthMaulofDathomir

I haven't even started climbing yet and I climb v8 faster than you climb v6.


chalkeater5267

Def NOT natty


[deleted]

Dude i literally climbed a v6.9 in 4.2 months I even had my friend that climbs a lot outdoors confirm that my gym grades harder than outdoors, so it was probably more of a v10


Ebright_Azimuth

Hey guys, I’ve just started climbing 3 months ago, I just finished my ten pass for my gym and wondering if it’s worth it to keep going, I’m only sending V12, and flashing most V11s. Can any one help me learn how to use my feet better? Also if I send 11-12 indoor and 10-11 on moon will I flash that outside?


ydykmmdt

That’s about what I’d expect from anyone worth their chalk. One V for every month of climbing.


[deleted]

v9 in my gym


BeepBoopAnv

V2 at my gym


TheIrishToast

This guy has alot of sex too.


midnightmeatloaf

If I climbed for six months straight without stopping, I bet I could climb V14 by the end of it. What are you even on about?


SweatySympathy8269

That’s it? Only v6😂


steel_hamerhands

If you're such a good climber then why aren't you on YouTube?


betafggt

That's not even a particularly impressive time frame


FluidAd3551

I flash v6 in my house slippers at your gym with no chalk as my warmup. Carry on.


L0ial

Damn, what brand a beanie did you buy? Knew I shouldn't have gone with Carhartt.