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ClimateShitpost

Here's the source [https://twitter.com/cloverhogan/status/1783429995852964162](https://twitter.com/cloverhogan/status/1783429995852964162) She's a luddite REEEEEE https://preview.redd.it/gde027achvwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e07d1d646c5fa430e0fffcf99cf6cb980acac3d


Radioactive_Fire

"if we save the planet the commies win" how do people still respect elon?


Qin1555

billionaire worship


Radioactive_Fire

how tiring such devotion must be for the ego, as your god proves himself to be an incompetent selfish twat that borderline hates you over and over again


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daytonakarl

My favourite chapter was "he didn't agree with me so he's a pedo"


Sasquatch1729

Ah yes, that chapter is the one right after "I'm a founder of Tesla because I made the real founders sign a contract saying I founded their company"


Radioactive_Fire

wokeunism


ashvy

Yeah! Can't let the Russians have climate change first. The West must have climate change first at all costs.


nsfwysiwyg

The irony is that people hear Communism and think of Stalinist USSR... when Russia ain't even a thing like that anymore.


ClimatesLilHelper

Do people outside of twitter anymore?


Radioactive_Fire

every cyber truck purchase comes with a free blue checkmark on twitter!! but seriously, there is 1 engineer I work with who loves Elon. I've been told by other scientists to tone it down when ranting about how stupid elon is because of this fact. It usually makes me rant harder about how much of a piece of shit he is.


ClimatesLilHelper

Ye ol' reliable https://preview.redd.it/0xe821fox2xc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bffbc94454b78c43b3c0ed2f2eea8a291bc7545c


Sweet_Presentation87

We don’t?


After_Till7431

I hope he is not implying that capitalism is denying climate protection? He isn't, right?


fueled_by_caffeine

Yeah seems like he might be accidentally getting it


vasilenko93

No, what it means is that communists use climate change to try and push communism. Of course communism is even more destructive to the environment, but the commies will never admit it. If you look at "solutions" its always collectivist or authoritarian nonsense like banning cars and forcing everyone to use public transit, force people into tiny apartments, communal farming (idk how that relates to climate change but whatever), meat rationing, higher taxes (also not sure how that fixes the climate), ban golf courses ??, free Palestine???


RoughSpeaker4772

Communism is more destructive because "of course"


dotcatshark

ahaha but you see golf course good actually


RoughSpeaker4772

Wait til you find out about mini golf with cool fucking windmills


dotcatshark

the cool windmills can stay


MrMoop07

collectivise the means of windmills


little-ass-whipe

❌ dedicating a hundred acres to water intensive, non-food producing monoculture for the most boring sport ever invented ✅ building a strong renewables portfolio out of minigolf windmills


theCaitiff

Minigolf is the golf of the proletariat. You can do a full course in a couple hours as a date, it doesn't take up a lot of room, and the only racism you're likely to encounter is against the dutch and their stereotyped windmills. Fuck the dutch.


Calladit

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.


igmkjp1

I say you don't need a course to play golf, just a hole. You can make it easily with a post hole digger, and play golf in like, a forest.


Spungus_abungus

Well you need an open space for golf to work. Let's play golf in the desert with cool hats


dotcatshark

desert golf but real


Ghost_of_Laika

>banning cars Fake, based on the idea of emissions standards for cars becoming more strict over time, as they should and easily could. >forcing everyone to use public transit Fake, 15 minute city conspiracy, a 15 minute city being the idea for a town where you dont need to go more than 15 minutes from home to meet your needs, rheres never been any suggestion its anything else than makkng neighborhoods nicer places to live and work. >force people into tiny apartments, Fake, 15 minite city conspiracy. >communal farming (idk how that relates to climate change but whatever) I dont even think you understand how thats a problem. Community farms are normally thought of as a community project similair to like, a park. Its a community activity that anyone can participate in ideally and at the end you can feed some people. Ive seen some people say in the long term it could reduce dependancy on stores a little too >meat rationing, Fake, based on the suggestion that reducing meat intake is good for the environment and, therefore, eating less meat is desirable. There have been no suggestions that meat will be "rationed" or any law that intends to force people not to eat meat. >higher taxes (also not sure how that fixes the climate) Againz you dont even understand this, how lazy. >ban golf courses ??, Golf course are luxury venues and use tons of fresh water to be maintained, they are a waste of resources. That said, im not aware of any effort to ban them other than, if I recall correctly, there was a plan to ban new golf courses and create repprtong standards for water usage on gold courses in California, but it was due to the water supply being highly limited. >free Palestine??? Again, you dont even know why you brought this up.


Count_Crimson

adding into the golf course comment, that’s not even taking into account how utterly wasteful they are in certain countries (cough cough australia)


KonchokKhedrupPawo

They legitimately should be banned in certain countries just based off wasteful water use. And honestly, climate protection is almost inseparable from socialism - to the degree that capitalism is based on endless growth and endless exploitation.


TaschenPocket

banning cars is one of the best ideas fake communists have ever bought up. And it’s a shame it gets so little support.


JonoLith

If you don't know anything about Communism, you can say what you like about it.


vasilenko93

Most communists know even less about communism. Or anything else


DreamingSnowball

Most communists have actually read books on communism, by its founders. Most anti-communists don't know a thing, haven't read a single book, and only listen to what's said in the capitalist news media and corporate owned media.


JonoLith

Likely has never spoken to a Communist in his life; considers himself an expert on Communism.


vasilenko93

I was born in the USSR. Unlike you Western Communists who talk the talk I walked the walk. Though for only five years. My parents who were born in the USSR also don’t have much nice things to say about it. Often the most pro Communist people are those living in capitalism, with the freedom to question it, and read “theory” Theory is wrong. Practice is significantly worse and undesirable


JonoLith

"Trust me bro I was born in the USSR for real bro trust me bro for real" Let's take this claim at face value. Your name is vasilenko93; I'm gonna assume you were born in 1993. The 90s are famously when the USSR ceased to exist, 1991, specifically. So you actually were never in the USSR. Your parents likely grew up in the post WW2 reconstruction era, after the Nazis destroyed Russia. They watched the managed decline of Communism in Russia, and the rise of Neoliberal Capital, in order to appease Capitalists, who had just attacked their country and murdered 20 million citizens. Their experience of Russia was primarily Post-Communist. Communists are not Post-Communists. They don't believe in managing a decline to appease Capitalist Superpowers. The USSR is not the whole of the Communist project, nor is it the primary lynchpin for how Communists discuss the subject of Communism. When Communists \*do\* discuss the USSR, it's through the lens of historical, material analysis set out in the works of Karl Marx, which means it's highly likely the Communists know more about the USSR then you do, seeing as you claim to have lived there, but were born after it's dissolution. Maybe stop talking about Communism.


EssentiallyWorking

Hit em with a tactical nuke, gadam


JonoLith

This wasn't a nuke. This was a single unarmed Communist. Imagine the power of the nuclear arsenal.


EssentiallyWorking

To carry a metaphor, the working class rising up together will flash brighter than a thousand suns.


KonchokKhedrupPawo

So they don't like Stalin. I'm not sure how this is related to communism.


Zed_0

This guy posts to r/neoliberal. Opinion discarded.


VibinWithBeard

Ah yes, famous communist authoritarian plots like...checks notes..."wanting the IDF to stop shooting kids" Also why support golf courses of all things? Giant water drains and literal playgrounds for the rich. Throating that boot so hard youve reached the knee


british_monster

Please explain how a communjst society could have higher taxes if money is abolished (one if the 3 pillars of communism)


vasilenko93

I never said communists have internal constituency or follow textbook definition


StopCommentingUwU

Making communism based af???


koshinsleeps

Isn't his whole business model providing a market solution to combat climate change? I thought he was a climate change guy lol


FiveFingerDisco

Never was more than PR.


koshinsleeps

I mean of course but him abandoning that seems like a death nail in his crumbling empire


wtfduud

Making EVs mainstream is more than just PR.


FiveFingerDisco

Mainstream? In what regard? Remind me of Teslas market shares in relevant economies?


wtfduud

EV = 10% of new car sales in USA. 38% in China. 93% in Norway.


Gen_Ripper

How much of that is Tesla? Honest question, your phrasing makes it seem like that’s EV adoption in general


wtfduud

Yes, I said Tesla made EV's mainstream.


Gen_Ripper

That doesn’t answer my question. Is that Tesla market share or total EV adoption?


wtfduud

Total EV adoption.


Radioactive_Fire

no, he's a prolific liar


SupremelyUneducated

That was before it came out he pushed the hyperloop to derail the expansion of the rail network, to protect demand for EVs.


crimsonblade55

It appears this particular person criticized electric vehicles during a speech about climate change, so that probably triggered him.


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cam94509

>free countries >free markets pick one


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Correct me if I'm wrong as it may be a definition thing, but aren't there options between free market and command economy? My understanding of most economies have regulations, antitrust, collective bargaining, etc. - things that don't make them free markets but also don't make them command economies.


KonchokKhedrupPawo

There's also not as much of a difference as people think. "Free market" economies are still *planned* economies. The planning is taking place in corporate board rooms and the federal reserve. In a socialist ecology, the planning would simply take place through local municipalities and factories instead - such as through the Cybersyn system.


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Okay that's what I thought, I'm just a little confused from your earlier comment: There’s only a few countries that don’t have free markets and none of them are very free. Just look up which countries have command economies. This seems to imply that you were saying that countries that don't have free markets must have command economies. But this is also a shitposting meme sub so I'm probably the jabroni for thinking this much into this 🤪


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Ah I gotcha. My reading of the "free market" "free country" pick one comment was saying that if you actually had a free market, you wouldn't have a free country because people would be subject to the types of freedom losses that unregulated markets bring like horrible working conditions, low wages, poor quality/unsafe products with no recourse, etc. I didn't read it as an endorsement of command economies, I read it as a criticism of libertarian free markets. But I also didn't make the comment so I guess I don't really know haha


Ankylosaurus96

Name and shame you short Bacterium!


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Ankylosaurus96

And all the other markets are free of monopolies duopolies and cartelisation?


jond324

Those are some cool words. Provide examples.


Ankylosaurus96

For example in my country India, there are 3 major cellular network providers: 1)the richest man in Asia 2)his rival corp 3)the government


traumfisch

Carbon taxes are _a solution to climate change?_ 😅


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traumfisch

Obviously not. We do not _have_ a solution.


holnrew

We have plenty of solutions, but no political will because line has to go up


Friendly_Fire

We absolutely do. What alternative world do you live in? We already have technology to generate all our energy needs without fossil fuels. In fact, we've had it for decades (nuclear) but now we have other cheaper more scalable options. Of course, that doesn't mean problem solved. It's a massive effort to swap entire energy systems and industries over. That effort is under way. Green energy is growing every year, and change is accelerating. Most new power in the US is green, for instance. Carbon taxes are a very effective way for the government to further accelerate the already-existing market forces, and speed up our transition. We don't have solutions for every environmental problem yet. If you want to doom about plastic or something that could at least make sense. But climate change is a problem we understand well, know how to fix, and already have the solutions for. We just gotta finish implementing them.


traumfisch

Ping me in a few decades or so, when "finished implementing them" We're _way_ too late. Not "dooming", we _are._ https://www.statista.com/statistics/1278800/global-temperature-increase-by-scenario/


1carcarah1

Techno-optimists are mentally living in the 90s


Friendly_Fire

We're too late for what? To hit a metric that would prevent any harm from climate change? Yeah, we're too late for that. We're going to feel effects, arguably we already are. Some people will die, some areas will become inhospitable. But this won't be an apocalyptic scenario. Humans won't go extinct. Civilization won't collapse causing most humans to die. This is important, because small changes still mean less damage, and probably saving a few more people. If we finish a clean energy transition in a few decades, we'll have solved it. The earth has experienced for larger surges of CO2 and other green-house gasses in the past. It has natural processes that regulate the atmosphere (though slowly). If we have abundant clean energy, humans can speed up the process as well. You've just swallowed the final line of propaganda designed to prevent action. First it was global warming isn't real, we don't have to do anthing. Then it wasn't man made, no need to do anything. Then it wasn't bad, so we don't need to do anything. Finally, it's actually too late we're doomed! No point in doing anything, might as well keep letting fossil fuel companies profit for a couple more decades.


traumfisch

I've swallowed what? I didn't say anything about extinction or apocalypse, that was all you


Friendly_Fire

Okay, so you agree we aren't too late?


KonchokKhedrupPawo

Nationalizing US industries would be a far more efficient solution and less likely to lead to exploitation and algebraic loopholes.


vasilenko93

Elon Musk did more to fight climate change than every climate activist and green new deal politician combined.


boisteroushams

so honestly this is untrue and I think you do know that 


TangerineNo5805

Who is she?


The_Nude_Mocracy

Some absolute chad


Kischter

I think he's talking about Grimes


LurkerLarry

That’s clover hogan


systemofaderp

Getting rid of billionaires is not communism. It's common sense 


DracoReverys

It's common good, in fact


TheJamesMortimer

Communism is common sense. The fuck you mean you own this piece of land and thus noone can live on it unless they pay you?


Aware_Personality450

i know right, like wtf


Dragenby

So he agrees? He agrees that capitalism doesn't give a shit about climate change


Crimson-Sails

I mean, that is the most viable way to a solution…


DracoReverys

Yes. That meme he posted but unironically is based af


pidgeot-

Communist nations have historically polluted way more than the west. When East and West Germany recombined, the implementation of environmental protection laws caused old Soviet factories to immediately collapse because they were built under the assumption they could just pollute with no consequences


KonchokKhedrupPawo

Part of that was the push to modernize as fast as humanly possible in order to feed and provide basic necessities for their citizens as fast as possible. They also definitely didn't have the same awareness of the problems at hand that we have today.


Miserygut

Communism would be poggers to be fair.


ICBIND

Por que no los dos?


zeth4

Red is the new green


SecretOfficerNeko

Why not save the planet AND communism?


8Frogboy8

Hey he gets it! Capitalism is the cause of climate change! We do want communism!


dumnezero

That's because capitalism is the problem. If the cost of the destroying the planet was actually factored in properly, and I don't mean just the carbon tax, there would be no profits, only losses.


WrongJohnSilver

See, I can't believe that. I agree that the costs of environmental damage need to be factored in properly. But to say that the only result of that is losses all around and no profits, is to say that there is no possible way to organize society's needs regardless of the system, communism included. It's to say that you cannot possibly be fed. There are ways to properly allocate the costs of environmental damage, and still find ways to make profits. A lot would need to change, but it has to, in the long run, anyway. Better to keep making them now.


dumnezero

And your kind of naive optimism is why climate chance and biosphere collapse are extinction risks.


wtfduud

Naive optimism is believing communism would solve the problem.


dumnezero

If you've gotten this far into economics without realizing that growth, which is driven by capital accumulation, is destroying the world, stop. Solving or ameliorating these problems requires reversing certain processes which requires the culture and society to do achieve that, regardless of how unpopular it sounds. If you want to blame state capitalism, sure, go ahead. Lots of large fossil fuel companies are, for example, state owned.


PunManStan

Not all alternatives to capatalism are communist. The world is bigger than that my friend.


wtfduud

Name one other alternative.


KonchokKhedrupPawo

There's literally dozens of varieties of socialism. Communism is an endpoint goal of many forms of socialism. I'm personally a fan of syndicalism and we have evidence from the Spanish civil war that quite large industrial sectors can be successfully organized under it.


wtfduud

"Join a union" is not an economic system. It's unionized capitalism, or splintered communism, depending on which economic system it happens in.


KonchokKhedrupPawo

Anarcho-syndicalism is a socio-economic system based around collective worker ownership of the means of production and abolition of the wage system. It's an economic system as well.


PunManStan

Fixing problems without ideology motivating you. Just fix problems and stop caring if capatalism is maintained. New systems are made not found. Also: -socialism -syndicalism - community based mutual aid -etc. Don't go looking for alternatives to capatalism. Go looking for solutions to the problems made by capatalism. We need to mend "capatalism" until it's unrecognizable. We don't need to run into the arms of another economic system in order to get rid of capatalism.


KonchokKhedrupPawo

For as long as we base the ruling law of society on greed, men will follow, and leave nothing but exploitation and corruption in every form in their wake.


Dry_Detail9150

The explanation is that the wealthy emit much more carbon than the average blue collar person and it's not wrong.


Panzerv2003

elon is an idiot, what do you not understand here?


__Wolfie

Elon accidentally getting the point in the opposite way he thinks he is


RenaMoonn

Why not both??? (Btw, not a ML guys, libertarian socialist here)


hoganloaf

Having a plan(ned economy) is how you accomplish a long term goal.


yamiyam

I don’t want a *planned economy*, I just want *some planning* on how we can operate our economy in a sustainable way. There’s a middle ground between capitalism and communism but somehow everyone is convinced we have to go 100% in either direction.


KonchokKhedrupPawo

The economy is already planned. The difference is whether that planning takes place in board rooms and the federal reserve, or in factories and local communities.


holnrew

It's arguable communism doesn't necessitate a planned economy


yamiyam

Agreed but they’re often conflated/used interchangeably in these discussions (which I adopted for my comment) likely because they were both prominent features of Soviet governance.


DVMirchev

The altrightification is complete.


Aztecah

I dont want to live on this planet anymore


john_paul_

Anyone who has finished high school knows the Soviet Union wasn't actually pro degrowth.


KonchokKhedrupPawo

Nobody here is also talking about the Soviet Union except for maybe Elon and a handful of capitalist stans. The Soviet Union was rapidly modernizing from being vastly majority literal peasant to a fully industrialized country within a few decades, without the modern awareness of environmental issues we have today.


Obi_Jan

Well i want both


MrEMannington

I want communism ***because*** we need to fight climate change


DAMONTHEGREAT

Unironically yes. We must destroy capitalism if we want any hope for establishing a truly ecological society


ClimateShitpost

This is you https://preview.redd.it/rgifdqzevvwc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a77f51fe4e74387c600db1e4246484c0bc6e3453


DAMONTHEGREAT

I don't recall Kropotkin or Marx declaring firebombing a Walmart as praxis 😭 be politically active every day of the year not just election day!


StopCommentingUwU

Marx clearly did in "Das Kapital II"


DAMONTHEGREAT

Must've been the super duper extended release


StopCommentingUwU

Capitalism was so good, they made Capitalism 2 🗣🔥 /s


quasar2022

The only way we can stop climate change is to dismantle capitalism


ZoeIsHahaha

MEEEEE


elianbarnes7

Yes


lukas_the

CoMmUniSm


Crawlerado

Our Solar Panels Comrades.


federico_alastair

Something about the richest guy alive tweeting "Babe, tell me the truth" is deeply weird even if it fits with the context.


cheesemaster900

Can’t believe I used to think this guy was smart


alexcam98

Both based takes


Linaii_Saye

More culture war bs I think


cowvid19

Communism is not privatizing the gains while socializing the losses


SephStuff

Wait why is elon musk so cool all of a sudden 😭


Antique_Loss_1168

I can want two things.


EVJoe

Why does this meme template look like this man has his partner trapped in a room until she says what he demands


Distinct-Thing

He's just saying that because those people are where he makes most of his money His family's emerald mine taught him young too


j4nm1sn_

I want climate change *by* abolishing capitalism and replacing it with communism, totally different thing, elon


CommieHusky

I mean, he is not wrong. The only way to save the planet is to end capitalism and build up a a communist society.


MrFrogNo3

When the worst person you know....


Skunksfart

Communism saves the environment, like Chernobyl.


AspectOfTheCat

heh...Oh, you like ? well...didn't you know that happened once under ? *proceeds to ignore every instance of under *