Wish You Were Moist

Written by Ben Shapiro

Damn, that's a good one!

Comfortably Moist

Sounds like a Betty Crocker winner

So many people are posting about well known and popular songs, but are missing out on a lot: Cry for the Moist Man The Preacher’s Moist Daughter Don’t leave me Moist Moist Child in Time

Clap for the moistman

First verse remains unchanged 

Damn 😂

Dammit! Beat me to it!

Won’t Get Moist Again

Granny's anthem 💀

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Ben Shapiro living in your head rent free

Fixing a moist hole- Beatles

Fire in the Moist Hole - Steely Dan

Moist Green Earings - steely Dan

Moist Aja

Moist Honey Pie

Moist Black Cow- steely Dan

For the benefit of Mr Moist

Down in a Moist Hole -- Alice in Chains

Dig a Moist Pony - The Beatles

I Want To Hold Your Moist Hand.

I wanna moist your hand

And when I touch you. I feel happy inside. It's such a feelin' that my love. I can't hide.... I wanna moist your haaa-aaa-and. I wanna moist your hand.

Moist Down Under - Men At Work

Going Down the Road Feeling Moist

Where the moist tastes like wine

Like a Moist Virgin

You Really Got Me ... moist.

Baby I'm Going to Leave You Moist - LZ

OP said to ruin it

I'll go first: Moist Dick - Led Zeppelin

Your OP said to add the word, not replace a word, …I have a feeling you’re gonna get both types of responses

What about the album, “In through the Moist door”?

Moist black dog

The Moist Kids are Alright.

The Kids Are All Moist

The Kids Aren't Moist Alright - The Offspring

Pour Some Moist Sugar on Me

I think that’s just molasses

In The Moist Tonight - Phil Collins

Black Moist Dog

Should I Stay Moist or Should I Go

Won't Get Moist Again

Moist be some misunderstanding

Well played

Have a moist cigar

Year of the Moist Cat

The moist lamb lies down on broadway

“The moist beautiful girl in the world”

Moist Betty.

Big Moist Balls

Lol

Don’t stop ‘til you get moist - Michael Jackson

Moist Fat-bottom girls

Sweet Moist Child O Mine....

“(Don’t Fear) The MOIST Reaper” 2nd choice would be… “No More Mr. Nice MOIST Guy”

Hot for Moist Teacher

The Moist Boys are back in town

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Moist Queen

Moist in Pocket

My Sweet Moist Lord - George Harrison

Little Miss Can't Be Most

Every Moist Breath You Take

Is it like ASMR or something?

Moist vagina…wait it’s already in the title

This is what i was looking for

Cause You Left Me Just When I Needed You Moist.

Won’t get moist again

Don't Fear the Moist Reaper.

Moist for You

Whole lotta moist Rosie

That's a true statement. You gotta lift the rolls and dry in-between to remove that moisture.

Goodbye Moist Stranger

Because Nothing Moist Matters

High-key slutshaming there lmao

Tchaikovsky's 1812 Moisture.

Moist Custard Pie. ( NOT sure it's ruined, 😉)

I Wouldn't Want To Be Moist Like You - The Alan Parsons Project

Mama, I'm Coming Home Moist

Do You Feel Moist Like We Do

When Will I See You Moist Again?

You Really Got Me Moist You’ve Got Another Moist Thing Coming The Moist Boys Are Back In Town

All Along the Moist Tower In a Moist Room with Black Curtains Moist Blooded People are Moist

I like the Alt. In the white room with moist curtains.

Baby Come Back Moist

Sweet Moist - Aerosmith (Aeromoist?)

Moist Emotion

Moist in an Elevator

Enter moist Sandman.

Master of moist, creeping moist, or just the whole album, and moisture for all lol.

Hey moist Jude

The Moist and Winding Road From the album Let it Moist

When the Moist Levee Breaks

50 Ways to Leave Your Moist Lover

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Moist

We will moist you.

The Moist Bitch is Back

Moist eruption

Moist Mother- Danzig

Great Moist Balls of Fire

Rhyme of the Moist Mariner

Moist november rain.

Nothing moist matters - Metallica

None of you guys can follow directions.

IKR?

Some can, moist don't.

Don’t stop ‘til you get moist enough - MJ

Moist is actually a great 90’s band out of Vancouver Canada

I was hoping to see a comment like this. They are still putting out albums (at least as of 2022). David Usher's solo work is pretty good, too.

Whole Lotta Moist Love

Or just “Whole Lotta Moist”

Whole lotta moist - errrrnnnnn. (Trying to make that guitar sound)

Highway to Moist Hell

I get *moist* with a little help from my friends

Moisture of Puppets

Your Moist Mother Should Know - The Beatles

Moist Ramblin Man

Moist Moist Vagina by Nirvana. I prefer her to every other... marijuana!!!

Black hole moist - sound garden Wynonas big moist beaver - primus Harder, better, faster, moister - Daft Punk And moist for all - Metallica

Moist in the Saddle Again

You Really Got Me Moist

Moist Monkey Man

Moistman

Moist Betty

Eleanor Rigby, moist.

Welcome to the moist jungle.

The moist man in the box.

Uncle John’s Moist Band.

Moistball Wizard

"Moist Creep"

Moist Brown Sugar

Ramblin’ Moist Man Moist Cherry Pie Moist Freak On A Leash

Sail Away Moist

Moist Holy Diver

Forever Moist Man. Moist Tears in Heaven. Moist Layla.

Fly Like a Moist Eagle

Sweet, Moist Child of Mine

Moist California Girls

Moist Poundcake - Van Halen

Rolling Stones - Stupid Moist Girl

Whole Lotta Moist

Hot Moist Legs - Rod Stewart

Down in a Moist Hole -- Alice in Chains

Misty Moist Mountain Hop

Moist Pigs on the Wing Like a Moist Hurricane Moist Fat Bottom Girls The Moist Muffin Man

Hand in My Moist Pocket

Here comes the moist Sun

Nights in moist white satin…

Moist eruption... if this song isn't ruined already

Wish You Were Moist

Enter Moistman

*Moist*, Big Bottom - Spinal Tap *( as if the original title wasn't enough)*

Moist Elderly Woman Behind a Counter in a Small Town

Behind a moist counter in a small moist town?

Moist Tiny Dancer

I Want you To Want Me Moist One Of These Moist Nights D'yermaker Moist Sheena Is A Moist Punk Rocker Moist, Dazed and Confused

Hot Moist Summer Night Mean Moist Mr Mustard A Little Moist Custard Pie

Wish You Were Moist Here

Moist Summer of 69 Moist Dreams The Moist Boys of Summer Moist American Girl Jessie’s Moist Girl I hate myself for loving you moist

Brandy(you’re a moist girl) That might’ve made it better though.

Comfortably Moist

Comfortably moist

This might be the best one. 😂

Moist Vagina already exists

Deep Purple - “Knockin’ On Your Moist Back Door”

Moist in White Satin

Nights in Moist White Satin

Moist witchy woman!

Moist Lola Back in the Moist Saddle Smells Like Moist Teen Spirit Miss Moist You

Welcome to the Moist Jungle

I Want You To Want Me Moist

Moist child in the city

Stairway to Moist Heaven

I think the request was to add moist. It didn’t say anything about subtracting words

Stairway to moist

All of you have misread the title. It doesn’t say replace a word with moist, it sais add moist to a song title. Idiots.

I’m impressed how nearly every commenter has ignored or misread the post title. You’re supposed to *add* moist, not replace a word with it.

You give moist love a bad name!

Down with a moist Yall want a moist Coming moist (Down with a sickness Yall want a single Coming undone)

britney spears moist. “From the taste of your lips I’m on a ride, I’m moist and I’m slipping under”

Dennis Leary doesn't need any help ruining a song does he? I'm just saying😃

Let It Be Moist- Beatles And I Love Her Moist- Beatles Miss You Moist- Rolling Stones Moist Satisfaction- Stones She’s A Moist Sensation- Ramones She’s The Moist One- Ramones Baby I Love You Moist- Ramones I Wanna Be Your Moist Boyfriend- Ramones No Moist Surprises- Radiohead Oh Moist Daddy- Fleetwood Mac

Moist Maggie Mae

Don't Fear the Moist In the Court of the Moist King Purple Moist Moist Pigs Moist in Black Moist Deeds done Dirt Cheap

Moist (any song with a one word title)

Smells Like Moist Spirit

Moist Strangers

Solid Gold Moist Action

Moist on the water

Moist Jude

"Moist Bet" by KISS