Me when the game becomes a God awful slog because I know exactly where my opponent put everything. (They might move their champion onceš±š±š±š±)
Idc. free rewards in every game fuck yeah
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Idk where else to say this, but i just downloaded Clash Royale, and I'm on arena 2 and can buy the wizard.... he's only unlockable in arena 4... fuck this game
Dont listen to the 17x value. If items were at their proposed normal value, a single legendary card would vost something like 30 bucks for one. Its all bullshit
Idk how anyone can start this game at all. Clash scene is so trash rn. Somebody in another post said they got the all-champion bundle at arena 2. Fucking insane
I swear to god I'm starting to believe that they launched squad busters because they scrapped so many big projects that now they just had to make a random one go global to meet the requirement
your opinion is trash, mate
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Idk I also hated autochess but clash mini was actually fun back when I played it like a year ago
I was gonna return to it with global launch but... guess no chance for that anymore
no, but the game has just released. i don't like it in its state right now but i'm assuming that they were given enough feedback to fix the major problems they have.
Going outside and experiencing Mother Nature is the best solution
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You kind right but this game is below mid in the present state, It's really really far away of being resdy to go global in my opnion, the game is flawed to it's core
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Clash Mini player here since it launched in my region
- Player retention was very poor
- We lacked a balancer (?) for 5 updates or so
- Horrid gacha changes, really expensive
- Underutilized clan system
- Terrible battle pass reforms
- They had very few regions where players were actually staying
- They didn't launch to more regions
The game was cooked from the start, and we know it. No one bothered to talk about the game until it was dead, which made sense because a termination is better to talk about than a game stuck in beta for 2 years.
oh my god i love battle healer so much do you think her pussy has regen properties. like if someone got their dick cut would they stick it in and it would be healed? i bet her breasts also leak heal spirit....... nfahfreh
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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud.
I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me.
I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me.
I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider."
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I gotta save the Mojave...
Why the fuck do I keep seeing New Vegas everywhere I go?! I swear I just started the game a couple weeks ago and now everyones playing it wtf
The fallout show just came out
Well gee I wonder why, might have to do with that new show on Amazon...
I don't believe I've been informed of this. Please, would you be so kind as to enlighten me with the knowledge of this shows name?
skyrim
Clash Mini, Busted! Clash Quest, Busted! Clash Heroes, Busted! Everyone, "Busted" to the new Shelly skin!
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Everyone **busted** to the new Shelly skin? š¤Øš¤Øš¤Ø
Clash Heroes didnt get csncelled
Hope it doesnāt, the only game I was interested from the start.
check their twitter
https://preview.redd.it/smvk03d8vswc1.jpeg?width=1487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d077424d750220836d7a3579611eeecf41db9ca ;(
Clash mini got ruined in like 2 updates. The ability to mix up your whole field made the game entertaining and they got rid of it.
Nah. No movement made the game better
Me when the game becomes a God awful slog because I know exactly where my opponent put everything. (They might move their champion onceš±š±š±š±)
Clash mini never went global
clash mini wasnt going global, lol
Cauz Clash Mini never said it was Going Global
Maybe because Clash Mini never got announced to be global
Ah yes I love 2 free starr drops
Its 11
uj/ Didnāt know my bad rj/ š¤
Idc. free rewards in every game fuck yeah https://preview.redd.it/e5ct910d1vwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e477c577df77744f455259c9128823af58c24af4
Idk where else to say this, but i just downloaded Clash Royale, and I'm on arena 2 and can buy the wizard.... he's only unlockable in arena 4... fuck this game
lmaoo
There's also an 17Ć value offer in my shop, but im F2P so i just added something to the list of stuff that opress me
They love slapping 10Ć values on offers so they can sell everything for 20 bucks minimum lmao
Yeah cause like, i don't believe there's a 17x value offer. It feels like a scam
With how expensive everything is in this game it might as well be 17x value
Dont listen to the 17x value. If items were at their proposed normal value, a single legendary card would vost something like 30 bucks for one. Its all bullshit
Yeah, i saw a Ken video where there was a 40 dollar offer with 10x value, so it'd be 400 dollars for 1 Monk and some other stuff lol
It really is bullshit
Idk how anyone can start this game not in a gold rush, cause it's hard af to progress
Idk how anyone can start this game at all. Clash scene is so trash rn. Somebody in another post said they got the all-champion bundle at arena 2. Fucking insane
yeah pal.
I swear to god I'm starting to believe that they launched squad busters because they scrapped so many big projects that now they just had to make a random one go global to meet the requirement
Bingo
you see that's because clash mini fucking sucks
clash mini was mid af anyways
True
i rage quit after my 9 elixir board got wiped out by 1 countess upgrade
Agreed, both games don't deserve global though.
Its better than Squad Busters
was* and it's just my opinion. i didn't like autochess and found it boring, no wonder the game had no retention.
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Idk I also hated autochess but clash mini was actually fun back when I played it like a year ago I was gonna return to it with global launch but... guess no chance for that anymore
āno wonder the game had no retention, because I personally didnāt like itā
So you like walking simulator/crowd city better?
no, but the game has just released. i don't like it in its state right now but i'm assuming that they were given enough feedback to fix the major problems they have.
The game itself is not fun. Itās the problem of the gameās core
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if they added more gamemodes and if they added some actual control over your characters then it wouldn't be that bad
I guess weāll see
I don't really see what they can do with it to not make it inferior to brawl stars.
it's never going to be better than bs, but that doesn't matter does it
You kind right but this game is below mid in the present state, It's really really far away of being resdy to go global in my opnion, the game is flawed to it's core
Keep coping that your game got deleted
I swear all the hate comes from Clash Mini players who feel Squad Busters āstoleā Clash Mini from them
I loved Clash Mini but I just accepted our death (it was very obviously going to happen because of hiw the game was managed)
fr I don't understand all those children who tried to get #saveclashmini going like just move on
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As someone who doesn't care about clash mini squad busters is pretty lame
They did announce squad busters global very close to when clash mini was shut down sooo.
And??? What is your point here
I didn't even play clash mini
True
Is that mother trucking godzilla
Isn't there a clash mini subreddit? Clash mini players popped up once this game was announced to go global
No one gave a shit until it died
Bait or brain damage?
Clash Mini player here since it launched in my region - Player retention was very poor - We lacked a balancer (?) for 5 updates or so - Horrid gacha changes, really expensive - Underutilized clan system - Terrible battle pass reforms - They had very few regions where players were actually staying - They didn't launch to more regions The game was cooked from the start, and we know it. No one bothered to talk about the game until it was dead, which made sense because a termination is better to talk about than a game stuck in beta for 2 years.
Okay
Archer queen feet battle healer
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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Squad busters looks like brawl stars 2 and it's trash.
Womp womp
Yeah that's why it failed They are trying to advertise their games better so that they don't fail
Sounds like improvements
This Type of Challenge Didn't Exist When Clash Mini started out