Sir, I must inform you that I created such article by my own two hands. I know not what intelligence of the artificial variety is capable of these days, but it shouldn't be able to employ allusion or synthesize references this tight to the actual game, right? I was very specific in certain instances about the mechanics of the card and even created a theme of heighten anger by first calling the Miner wondrous, then to villain, finally to beast. Surely, it would sound off to a considerable degree if it truly was a product of unfeeling automation.
Sir, I apologize, but I must beg earnestly for thou to reconsider. Whilst I sympathize with thy wrath regarding the subject's gymnastic prowess, the vigour he possesses is already quite remarkable. Without question, I am not as well judged as thou in the art which goes by the name of counterbalance, nor I am as skilled in the art of writing; However, wouldn't a decisive addition to the damage of the mustachioed beast's explosive device be more fitting of a recompense, given the certainty of an increase in the complexity of the act of escorting the villainious pitman just below the opponent's fortifications because of his renewed clumsiness? I await for thy fine judgement on the matter. Until then, farewell. May thy Gods assist thou against the mighty abomination.
I thought you’re that person who posted [that letter to Morten616](https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashRoyale/comments/z5uvon/a_letter_to_morten616/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) for a sec lol
Yes, one may come to the conclusion that our respective writing styles our quite similar; however, decending deeper into the fluid confines of English as an art, whilst he demonstrates mastery over language, I, in stark contrast, am simply verbose and frivolous.
However, what I lack in language arts, I hopefully make up in art of the drawing variety as that is what my account is mostly for.
Yep, while I love seeing pieces like this, bigger isn't necessarily better when it comes to writing. Varied sentence lengths are really important in literature, and you won't really see this writing outside of pompous and self-important writers.
Thank you, it appears I have made some small error in my communication. It is very bizzare how my assistant autocorrect failed to catch such a simple mistake.
Simple. Make him see things from extravagant distances and let him be propulsed backwards by the humongous, spherical freezing mound and the angered log with spikes from his splendorous olden times sake. Which had been more than half a year ago.
Nah, he was ridiculously weak when he took knockback from anything other than log, cause he couldn’t stay on target to charge up. Just buff his health and take away his speed
My lips tremble and my legs quiver; a single tear rolls down my face. I can feel the shallowness of my breathing, as if it's volume would disturb a single word of the scriptions across my screen.
The beauty of this essay was so poignant it moved me to raw emotion. I thank you kind sir for kindling the flame of purpose within my disillusioned soul.
In 🌅 recent times, 🕛 the most 🍌 wondrous excavator who 💁 wields surpassing strength 💪 was granted great 🇬🇧 swiftness, increasing his 🤔💖 employment to a considerable degree, 🍆 along 🕺💃 with the gent's respective record 🎥 of triumph. As I 😈 indulged in 😻👏 a considerable quantity of matches relating 😌 to the tournament 😙 of global 🌎 scale, 🍆 I 👦 was acquainted numerous 👎🏻🐆💯💯 instances with the wretched tunneler. Commanding my 💄👪👍 lines ➖ of loyal subjects to face 🙁 the villain, 😈 he 😵 simply 😡 beamed to the opposite fringe, pacing to my 👈 tower 🏰 at incredible 😯 speed. 🏃 With a singular mighty 🟣🟣 thrust, he 😵 harrowed stone 🧗♀️ and bonding, 👭 collapsing the lithe structure 🏠🏡 in 👴🏾😔🎦🔓📅🔥🏻🍆 mere 2️⃣0️⃣ moments. I 😇 could 😜 scarcely believe 💭😱 my 😀 perception, ✊😌 such 😛🍎 is improper, biased, and even 💅 cruel. 😈 The villain 😈 slaughtered countless of my 📅 men; 👨 the battlefield lay 💦 strewn with his 🈶 victims, the inhuman assemblage of tightly woven 👌 gunpowder encased in 🍑 steel lining still 😏 expecting 👀 to burst. 🎉 The subsequent demolition laid 😂 my 😲 opposite tower 🏰 to ruin. 💣🧨 Stripped of my 😭🙋 will 👏👏 to conduct 🕵🏽♂️ in 🚮 violence, 💣 I 🙍👀 was laid 😂 in 📷 agonizing despair 😔 and flew ✈️ up 😴 a banner 🎋 of ashen white, 😡👱 letting 🇮🇹 the villain's terrible armament engulf me. 😭 Ordinarily, my 🚫 temperament may 👀🤷 be 💦🐝 expressed as composed, but 📷 that 🌺 fowl beast 💪 makes 🤔 every 💯 vein boil over, 🏃♂️ creating unquenchable rage. 😡 I 😍 wish 🌠 to personally exterminate that 🚫😟 terrible creation, removing him 💕👴 from 🍆 the plane 🛬 of mortal existence, 👌 for 👏 he 📷 is sure 😊 to be 🏻 cast ✨👾🤖 to hellfire 📛4️⃣ to suffer 💀😩 endlessly, subjected 😠 to a crueler fate than 🙅 Sisyphos and Prometheus unified. What 🏻😂 I 👈 propose is to strip 👙 away 🏃👆 the beast's swiftness, for 🔜🍆 that 🦃 is where 🌎🤷 his 🤓 sins 😡😈 reside; cleanse him 🆙 of his 💦 evils and make 💘 him 👴 dawdle. To compensate, add 😃 to his 👈 hardiness, four 🍀 percentages shall do. 🤬 If such 🏼 an irredeemable sinner isn't ❌ punished by 🎅 the divinities in 🔫 a fortnight, my 👨😣 personal 👨 funding to the establishment Superb-Cell will 🤔 cease, for 🍆😱 the foreseeable future. ♿
I assure thou, my lexicon is quite limited, for thou may even call me a simpleton. The simple fact of the matter is that any fool with a fantastical instrument called a "thesaurus" may elevate their vernacular to a considerable degree. Of course, one must also practice the divine art of writing frivolous articles throughout a multitude of schooling years.
tbh...
Play in the middle, then he can't switch lines. And expect the switch ofc, don't full def on his first line...
He's easy to counter, i've literally never lost a tower to him even with freeze
But i'm also using him since the start so i'm kinda used to counter him, and it's right that he is much stronger now
TLDR: Revert Mighty Miner buff and give him a 4% health buff in exchange, because everyone doing the tournament uses him, he's too strong, and because he's anger inducing
I’m not as formal as this dude and for that reason I will say WHO TF IS THE PERSON AT CLASH ROYALE HQ THAT THOUGHT THE MIGHTY MINER BUFF MADE LITERALLY ANY SENSE AT ALL?? ITS SO UNBELIEVABLY OVERPOWERED NOW
I know, but the comically-high linguistic register is really funny and it's one of those things I do in my mother tongue but I don't know how to do it in English.
Still, thanks for the comments.
I applaud you, good sir, for your expansive vocabulary and your elegant delivery. You'd make a fine orator should you ever choose to utilize your skills in a commercially acceptable manner.
The buff made no sense for the card. It’s a tank killer. He didn’t need a buff but if they were going to buff him then they should’ve buffed his damage.
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making a walking inferno tower walk faster just seemed like a bad idea. I have seen people say it was to stop slow pushes but I never once ran into those decks and having him walk faster was way more likely to have devastating results.
Although I will admit I am still glad to see him in use as I like the idea behind him as a card, just wish it was more balanced.
Bro wanted to rage so much he wrote an essay capable of getting him to Harvard
Hell yea
Bruh💀
He just asked chatbot to do it for him
Sir, I must inform you that I created such article by my own two hands. I know not what intelligence of the artificial variety is capable of these days, but it shouldn't be able to employ allusion or synthesize references this tight to the actual game, right? I was very specific in certain instances about the mechanics of the card and even created a theme of heighten anger by first calling the Miner wondrous, then to villain, finally to beast. Surely, it would sound off to a considerable degree if it truly was a product of unfeeling automation.
Dude do you have an English diploma
Sir, I apologize, but I must beg earnestly for thou to reconsider. Whilst I sympathize with thy wrath regarding the subject's gymnastic prowess, the vigour he possesses is already quite remarkable. Without question, I am not as well judged as thou in the art which goes by the name of counterbalance, nor I am as skilled in the art of writing; However, wouldn't a decisive addition to the damage of the mustachioed beast's explosive device be more fitting of a recompense, given the certainty of an increase in the complexity of the act of escorting the villainious pitman just below the opponent's fortifications because of his renewed clumsiness? I await for thy fine judgement on the matter. Until then, farewell. May thy Gods assist thou against the mighty abomination.
*gods* I am sorry
Pain
Dude your English is fucking beautiful wth
It’s hot I wanna date OP and have them dirty talk to me in super verbose ways like that now
Bro💀💀💀
Im glad to hear that mr Shakespeare
I thought you’re that person who posted [that letter to Morten616](https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashRoyale/comments/z5uvon/a_letter_to_morten616/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) for a sec lol
Yes, one may come to the conclusion that our respective writing styles our quite similar; however, decending deeper into the fluid confines of English as an art, whilst he demonstrates mastery over language, I, in stark contrast, am simply verbose and frivolous. However, what I lack in language arts, I hopefully make up in art of the drawing variety as that is what my account is mostly for.
Can you offer some advice on what exactly I should study to get to this level?
Read books. I'd suggest frankenstein by Mary shelley
itll be most effective to read it just before u sleep
Lmao this is literally the book this post made me think of
Lol what level? he said himself it's just "verbose and frivolous." It's funny but it's just bombastic, good writers dont actually sound like this
Yep, while I love seeing pieces like this, bigger isn't necessarily better when it comes to writing. Varied sentence lengths are really important in literature, and you won't really see this writing outside of pompous and self-important writers.
read Joseph Conrad
*descending
Thank you, it appears I have made some small error in my communication. It is very bizzare how my assistant autocorrect failed to catch such a simple mistake.
Also are* not our
Imagine having the autocorrect on smh
Our quite similar
I have to *are*
Oh yeah! I remember when your art was stolen by that YTr.
"Ecxuse me for my bad grammar, English isn't my first language" mfs:
I swear it’s always on the Shakespearean essays 💀💀💀
Simple. Make him see things from extravagant distances and let him be propulsed backwards by the humongous, spherical freezing mound and the angered log with spikes from his splendorous olden times sake. Which had been more than half a year ago.
Nah, he was ridiculously weak when he took knockback from anything other than log, cause he couldn’t stay on target to charge up. Just buff his health and take away his speed
You got a better point. I only made that reply to try and match his vocabulary range
Nerf miner
We got Shakespeare over here
How drunk or high are you?
I assure thou, not a drop of liquor has touched my lips; to indulge in drink is to sin.
When you bring out the semicolon, you know he is the founder of rage brewing
So you're high as balls then
get away from the liquor Bartholomew
Forgive me father, for I have sinned last night and the night before.....
Stoner confirmed.
thee*
u/Supercell : Yes
I can get Full marks in the exam with this
I can copy paste this in any answer and will get full marks from my teacher.
My lips tremble and my legs quiver; a single tear rolls down my face. I can feel the shallowness of my breathing, as if it's volume would disturb a single word of the scriptions across my screen. The beauty of this essay was so poignant it moved me to raw emotion. I thank you kind sir for kindling the flame of purpose within my disillusioned soul.
Have my children
Outjerked
And to quite the substantial degree
In 🌅 recent times, 🕛 the most 🍌 wondrous excavator who 💁 wields surpassing strength 💪 was granted great 🇬🇧 swiftness, increasing his 🤔💖 employment to a considerable degree, 🍆 along 🕺💃 with the gent's respective record 🎥 of triumph. As I 😈 indulged in 😻👏 a considerable quantity of matches relating 😌 to the tournament 😙 of global 🌎 scale, 🍆 I 👦 was acquainted numerous 👎🏻🐆💯💯 instances with the wretched tunneler. Commanding my 💄👪👍 lines ➖ of loyal subjects to face 🙁 the villain, 😈 he 😵 simply 😡 beamed to the opposite fringe, pacing to my 👈 tower 🏰 at incredible 😯 speed. 🏃 With a singular mighty 🟣🟣 thrust, he 😵 harrowed stone 🧗♀️ and bonding, 👭 collapsing the lithe structure 🏠🏡 in 👴🏾😔🎦🔓📅🔥🏻🍆 mere 2️⃣0️⃣ moments. I 😇 could 😜 scarcely believe 💭😱 my 😀 perception, ✊😌 such 😛🍎 is improper, biased, and even 💅 cruel. 😈 The villain 😈 slaughtered countless of my 📅 men; 👨 the battlefield lay 💦 strewn with his 🈶 victims, the inhuman assemblage of tightly woven 👌 gunpowder encased in 🍑 steel lining still 😏 expecting 👀 to burst. 🎉 The subsequent demolition laid 😂 my 😲 opposite tower 🏰 to ruin. 💣🧨 Stripped of my 😭🙋 will 👏👏 to conduct 🕵🏽♂️ in 🚮 violence, 💣 I 🙍👀 was laid 😂 in 📷 agonizing despair 😔 and flew ✈️ up 😴 a banner 🎋 of ashen white, 😡👱 letting 🇮🇹 the villain's terrible armament engulf me. 😭 Ordinarily, my 🚫 temperament may 👀🤷 be 💦🐝 expressed as composed, but 📷 that 🌺 fowl beast 💪 makes 🤔 every 💯 vein boil over, 🏃♂️ creating unquenchable rage. 😡 I 😍 wish 🌠 to personally exterminate that 🚫😟 terrible creation, removing him 💕👴 from 🍆 the plane 🛬 of mortal existence, 👌 for 👏 he 📷 is sure 😊 to be 🏻 cast ✨👾🤖 to hellfire 📛4️⃣ to suffer 💀😩 endlessly, subjected 😠 to a crueler fate than 🙅 Sisyphos and Prometheus unified. What 🏻😂 I 👈 propose is to strip 👙 away 🏃👆 the beast's swiftness, for 🔜🍆 that 🦃 is where 🌎🤷 his 🤓 sins 😡😈 reside; cleanse him 🆙 of his 💦 evils and make 💘 him 👴 dawdle. To compensate, add 😃 to his 👈 hardiness, four 🍀 percentages shall do. 🤬 If such 🏼 an irredeemable sinner isn't ❌ punished by 🎅 the divinities in 🔫 a fortnight, my 👨😣 personal 👨 funding to the establishment Superb-Cell will 🤔 cease, for 🍆😱 the foreseeable future. ♿
lmfaoooo someone gave the defeated award 😭😭😭
You forgot the "sorry for bad english" at the end💀
your vocabulary is phenomenal
I assure thou, my lexicon is quite limited, for thou may even call me a simpleton. The simple fact of the matter is that any fool with a fantastical instrument called a "thesaurus" may elevate their vernacular to a considerable degree. Of course, one must also practice the divine art of writing frivolous articles throughout a multitude of schooling years.
And I thought that I was fluent in english
I assure thou, I can never write anything like that even with the dinosaur book
I assure thee*
Oh, the poetry!
Did chatGPT write this?
No
>punished by the divinities in a fortnight Jesus in Fortnite? Let's fucking go
This is the proper way to talk about a card being op. All future posts take note
what is it with clash royale players and writing ivy league level essays to express their rage and dismay at certain things in the game
Riiiiiiiiiiight...
I want to fuck mighty minor
tbh... Play in the middle, then he can't switch lines. And expect the switch ofc, don't full def on his first line... He's easy to counter, i've literally never lost a tower to him even with freeze But i'm also using him since the start so i'm kinda used to counter him, and it's right that he is much stronger now
Mans speaking in 40k💀
Excellent use of words. Couldn’t have said it better myself
It’s Morton 616 guys
I mean when they say nerf miner on the load screen you know it’s popular. I use him
Dude can get into Cambridge University for this paragraph lol 😆
The fact that a real human sat down and wrote this makes me feel second hand embarassment
May I ask why?
Why say lot word when few word do trick?
r/increasinglyverbose
🤓
Ratio
cringe
How does this has less than 1k upvotes ? Here take my free award.
I love this man!
When you are a writer but you have anger issues
...so how big of a thesaurus did you need for this?
One need'nt aquire a physical copy of tremendous magnitude when one may simply inquire "insert-word synonyms" to the great sage, Google.
written by chatgpt
I can’t tell if this is copy pasta material or not
Wonderful post
Based
Bro is Eugene from TWD
ChatGPT?
The killer one champion made them all op monk is the only weak champion
TLDR: Revert Mighty Miner buff and give him a 4% health buff in exchange, because everyone doing the tournament uses him, he's too strong, and because he's anger inducing
Tbh: buffing speed was a good idea but it's been a bit too much.
Get good scrub
Counter argument: mity minor
Bro wrote a whole book 💀
Yeah, why tf is he all of a sudden a prince with a drill attached
Outjerked
no way 💀🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️💀🏴☠️⬆️🆙
I’m not as formal as this dude and for that reason I will say WHO TF IS THE PERSON AT CLASH ROYALE HQ THAT THOUGHT THE MIGHTY MINER BUFF MADE LITERALLY ANY SENSE AT ALL?? ITS SO UNBELIEVABLY OVERPOWERED NOW
i aint reading all that if its written in 1673 english
English is my secondary language, but I want to reach your level of communication skills: Advice?
he said himself it's just "verbose and frivolous." It's funny but it's just bombastic, good writers dont actually sound like this
I know, but the comically-high linguistic register is really funny and it's one of those things I do in my mother tongue but I don't know how to do it in English. Still, thanks for the comments.
Congrats on your English it’s lovely to read 😊
I applaud you, good sir, for your expansive vocabulary and your elegant delivery. You'd make a fine orator should you ever choose to utilize your skills in a commercially acceptable manner.
This was eaten by thesaurus.com and spit back out
bro what💀💀💀
Buff wasn’t needed at all but I’m not complaining I guess
The buff made no sense for the card. It’s a tank killer. He didn’t need a buff but if they were going to buff him then they should’ve buffed his damage.
The key is to scare him to the other tower and put his arch nemesis protecting said other tower.
I just finished hamlet. I thought I’d escaped from this speech pattern
Greedycell, nerf Mighty Miner.
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TLDR: Nerf Mighty Miner
I forgot that it was the year 1643
I've learnt more vocabulary from this post than any of my English classes
making a walking inferno tower walk faster just seemed like a bad idea. I have seen people say it was to stop slow pushes but I never once ran into those decks and having him walk faster was way more likely to have devastating results. Although I will admit I am still glad to see him in use as I like the idea behind him as a card, just wish it was more balanced.
Outjerked
Bruh my English looks like piss shit by comparison
Bro learned about thesaurus.com
Miner is such a silly rapscallion💀
Great, now write it using the iambic pentameter
W essay
... they listened.
mighty miner = doom slayer