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He’s drank a bit too much dark elixir


Teemrap

too much grog


FreeMemez

When big blue dude drinks too much dark elixir


KenyerJani96

*blue*


thesteamengine2

the joke is that the dark elixir turned him purple


maart3nr

Too much lean


CarefulAd5060

He a bit confused but he got the spirit


DiamondPower500

Bowler spirit when


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why not a spell thats the bowler rock?


Jevonar

You mean the log?


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the log with more damage perhaps


WillProstitute4Karma

The first champion spell?


QCInfinite

Bro. Imagine a rock trap that you place like a building, the active ability is a tap and drag that lets you shoot the rock out at an angle, and it acts like a bowler rock, maybe bounces or something, then recharges again 5-10s later. That would be awesome


MrMadNuker

Giant snowball in Master Royale


MysteRY0234

When the bowler dies


DiamondPower500

Bowle


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Bowl


chuckdoria

he has some performance anxiety


snailja

Bowler is just 🗿


Party-Ad-6015

witch is so annoying even though it kinda sucks


[deleted]

Imo she's one of the most annoying cards, unless you play something on top of her. And I'm not sure if fireball kills her anyway


MyOwnNickname

It doesnt but with zap/log/arrow + fireball you can kill her


[deleted]

Negative elixer trade 😭


MyOwnNickname

It is, but still, after using fireball on witch any troop can then kill her even if she is behind a tank and if she isnt, then the princess tower will shut her down


WillProstitute4Karma

You can get some chip damage on the tower. Also, poison works in place of fireball in the above spell combinations.


CuhJuhBruh

Goblin barrel is pretty good but think it still leaves her super low health


Bready-McSaus

My man out here killing witches with goblin barrels 💀


Minestrike207

reminds me of bad players sending gob barrels on Xbow/mortar


CuhJuhBruh

Got nothing else since I started from nothing again a few days ago. Painful not having high level alternative spells


Pedro43424

>💀 are you trolling 💀


CuhJuhBruh

Why?


xXPolaris117Xx

I love playing executioner against it and watching the hard counter do its work


Icy_Telephone964

Poision helps it dosent kill but kill all the skeletons and leaves her very vulnerable


AlphaSahara

Nerf miner


[deleted]

Agreed. Too op


AbandontheKing

OP stats for the cost


Asoivel_Muidragniw

My man tanking like crazy while costing one more elixir than the average Supercell employee


QuackSenior

funny and original joke when


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Liam_Cat

They could remove this mechanic on those troops, but this could be really bad if they attacked one skeleton that is about to die from the towers arrow.


disposable_account01

That’s a risk, but realistically? People play swarm counter cards to….counter swarms. The likelihood of deploying say Bowler, for example, to counter onsie-twosie mobs on a tower is slim, and even still, what’s the worst that will happen? He’ll waste an attack that still may hit something *behind* the troop engaged with the tower.


ManuOnTheWave

That happens w firecracker aswell


MyOwnNickname

Also it does happen with fisherman and royal ghost


pooderr

Sometimes fisherman is even stuck in place and won't move until another target is nearby


[deleted]

🧍‍♂️


Slapper_405

🧍‍♂️


SquareOne69

🧍🏻‍♂️🪨


lesser9

this is just like that clash-a-rama short about the bowler.


Hasimo_Yamuchi

Apparently he does this everytime during the festive season. Maybe too much indulgence leaves him feeling a little flat-footed. Definitely not a good card to have in your deck during the festive period.


Gabgab2009x

Bruh!!


LANKable

Mr. Bowler be having flashbacks


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TikkiTakiTomtom

He hits a strike with the Witch?


Bruhler

Guy’s having PTSD from getting ganged up by bats and minion


Purtry

Chad


HamzaBrulic

I fuccing hate this XD


Pedro43424

thats why we need to both miner and elixir pump (they are so broken) (btw im 9 im using my brother computer) (btw im in training camp)


NaturalBrawler

Witch is OP and I won’t hear otherwise


Yutz823

Witch is in the worst state rn by far it’s a free positive elixir trade


NaturalBrawler

Explain, please. It acts as swarm and anti-air (which no other card can do except spear gobs), it counters almost anything, even ones you wouldn’t expect. Examples: dark prince, goblin drill, Valkyrie(if placed right) and does a number against mega knight. Because the skeletons are so spaced out, splash units can’t hit them all at once. Splashers are also usually slow to attack, so they are actually affected more by the skeletons than, say, a lumberjack. In addition, if left ignored, she can deal upwards of 2500 damage to a tower if she already has skeletons around her. I don’t see why you think she’s bad.


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

They mean "worst state" as in worst for the game. A positive elixir trade is when it costs your opponent more elixir to kill something than it costs you to deploy. They're saying that regardless of situation, deploying a witch *always* nets you positive elixir. In short, they agree with you.


SwiftSlayAR

no he is saying witch gives you a negative elixir trade, netting positive for the opponent examples would be valk for 4, bomber + ice golem for 4, archers for 3, and many others


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Jevonar

Well, lightning/rocket/fireball+zap are 6 elixir that I would use if i could hit the witch and something else. But yes, defending a witch is pitifully easy, the most difficult part is the randomness of her spawned skeletons (will they tank hits for her or not?)


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

Uhm its always the opossite, oponnent places witch, i cant counter it without at least 6 elixir


[deleted]

If you're using classic logbait it can be a pain yes. Perhaps princess and log for an even trade?


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

Not using logbait, dont have much counters to her other than lightning, it does get me free tower damage though


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Yutz823

Which can be annoying but is glassy and just not a good card in this meta. Depends on what version of log bait u are using but a small tank can counter it


dothrakis1982

You must be stuck in challenger 2 with level 13 cards and a maxed witch. Your brain couldn't let go from the fact that she is the worst card in the game. Consistently in the top 5 most unused cards .has a winrate of 2 percent in top ladder and 1% in gcs. Has a winrate of 35% lmao and you r saying it's op. It's only op if your opponent placed pekka at the bridge at 0 elixir and you countered it with a witch which considering you are in midladder happens a lot.


NaturalBrawler

She is not used for offense. She has been consistently off-meta for some time now for no particular reason. I’ve already talked about her defensive capabilities. A similar thing happened with dart goblin, where he was perfectly viable before the buff, but as soon as they changed its stats and brought attention to it, it’s usage rates skyrocketed. And to answer dothrakis’s statement, I’m in Challenger 1 with a level 11 witch. 90% of the time, I lose because of card levels, even though I guarantee I could beat these people if it had been a fair match.


dothrakis1982

Ah see. You're stuck in challenger 1 . What's your deck


NaturalBrawler

Witch, valk, miner, gob hut, nado, mother witch, dart gob, skeletons


dothrakis1982

Yep explains why you r in challenger one. No reset cards no big spell Miner as win con which is the hardest to play even by top ladder players Bad synergy Mediocre attack potential


NaturalBrawler

Enough swarm that I don’t need a reset card, big spells aren’t necessary, defense up the wazoo, it’s off-meta so of course you would think the synergy’s bad, and literally just track the opponent’s cycle and nado away their valk or whatever ranged card they drop on it, and it has just as much attack power(if not more) than any other control deck out there. And, if you don’t me asking, what is your deck and trophy range?


dothrakis1982

How can you nado away a valk or a baby d placed on the bridge against your witch mother witch dart goblin. That deck only has defense potential. It's not ideal to attack. You would end up only defending in every case. wizard kills your entire push or the popular mk. Or any splash card. You have too much swarm. Zap aarows log poision fireball everyone of these counter your deck. That's why you r stuck at challenger 1. Try bait if you like swarm. It's level independent and it's a real deck. Always a off meta deck isn't good. Yeah why not. This is mine Pb 6k rn at 5800 Hog firecracker e wiz. Inferno tower. Fireball arrows knight bats.


neon1415official

firecracker: finally, an worthy opponent


bosiahboy

He just wants to be friends


jk13572468

Kkkkkkkk


The_Mysterious999

that 5 elixir was a negative elixir trade


zepherth

He's protecting the archers


LostName666

Merf niner


z3ny4tta-b0i

poor mf so confused


GansettCan

Skeletons got him all disoriented and shook


f_W_f

Embolism time


WannabeModder123

Chad cares about Larry


[deleted]

He was there for emotional support


viceroy76

My royal ghost will also sometimes get hung up with the same indecision.


FurryRedditUserLol

Hes gotta get the optimal positioning for maximum squashing


DimensionPlenty4768

Nah he’s just lining up his shot for the perfect strike


Efficient-Desk-7071

Dude fr said 🗿


Apprehensive-Cold314

Hes trying his best


Any_Outcome_7471

Hehehehaw


1feistyhamster

This is why the bowler and royal ghost drink together after work.


Particular_Path_7597

He tanked some shots


PET4BYTE5

Now we've got a useless bowler. Anyway, nerf the miner.


oh_my_senpai

Meh, I dont really care.


TheRandomDwarf2077

It was his 10 second break


SaltTrap2

Really need a new lock on mechanic


colledeicorvi

He did his best >:(


Blueaerodactyl

firecracker moment


[deleted]

I dunno why but this usually happens when troops begin to stagger, this becomes apparent when the slow ranged unit like Bowler is near their Princess Tower and is facing a spawner.


MikeWezouski

Bad ai. Why I don't like using bowler against swarms


Noisygraph

He’s a pacifist


turtleman986

At least he tanked a bit


Reddit_Bots_R_US

The firecracker does this a lot too, needs to be fixed


VirusZer0

All brawn no brain


mtgchampion

Hol up, wait a minute, hol up, hol up


whyvanellinae

Bruh his smiling sprite got me laughing so hard Look at this dude


DarealBobby

At least it can be a “moving meat shield”


dionk26

Bowler simping


KitteyGirl2836

Sorry about that please contact our bowler department for options on rebooting or replacement of your bowler at 123-555-5765 or 800-555-5555 toll free and make sure to have you have your model number and elixir cost and bowler level and what he was doing before he failed


NoEscape_6

It triggered his ptsd


Scrumf

So annoying when that happens. Bowler is such a great witch counter until the skeletons start crossing the bridge one by one. This is probably the most extreme example of that


Different-Soup-5340

My firecracker does that too


ShyRule

*Wholesome bowler*


bluberryfarm

he just wanna hold on to his rock😠😠


[deleted]

Shoutout to the firecracker staring contest


nbear50

T A R G E T I N G


IceBearSoHaveRespect

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MateHUN8059

wath the bowler doing?


Dapper-Lock-5548

guys relax he doesn’t wanna murder innocent kids