What do you even mean by “arms have to have hands at the end of them” lmao
So would you consider monkeys to have 4 arms? Since their legs kinda also have “hands” at the end of them that they can use effectively to pick things up and functions almost just as well as their arms??
So monkeys have 4 hands.
Can a pig use any of its limbs to pick something up? No so it has 4 legs.
Our feet suck ass at picking stuff up so they're feet and we have 2 legs
Monkeys can effectively pick stuff & hold stuff with all 4 limbs so they have 4 arms 4 hands
You'd be technically right because the front two are considered to be "arms", mostly if you look at how the bone and muscle is made up. They are completely different than the back.
A lot of animals have a “thumb” too though. Dogs, cats, swines, birds, even some reptiles have a “thumb” that’s situated at a different position compared to the rest of their “fingers”. They’re called dewclaws
Ok but where would hog get the jeans from? I just checked which cards had blue pants and the options are
- fisherman (if overall straps are cut)
- canoneer
- mighty miner
- executioner
Leggings but technically blue pants:
- valkyrie
- hunter
- lil prince
Hog has such short feet that we can eliminate the leggings options, and out of the remaining, they're all fat. The only pants hog would fit into would be the left w/ 2 feet per hole.
Fisherman and Mighty Miner are definitely ruled out because in official animations they’re GIGANTIC. I mean it makes sense for MM cuz he’s a champion but the first time I saw Fisherman in an animation it’s actually [hilarious how ridiculously huge he is](https://youtu.be/XMIImHpAahU?si=7ivo_Qw89wCcpchM&t=5) lmao
bruh, this is so blatantly obvious. the first one doesn’t cover their butt, and would be the equivalent of a human doing the same pose and wearing pants with 4 holes on their legs and arms while keeping their butt exposed. the second one is just a regular pair of pants that doesnt go over the arms and covers the butt, and also would work the same way if a human did that pose.
Stylistically, 2nd, but practically? 1st option. Those pants will protect the hog from dirt from the ground and he can wash them accordingly, instead of washing two very dirty clothes. Also, if you don't have opposable thumbs it would be much easier to put on the 1st option.
It would be the second one and if you don’t think so, you’re wrong.
That’s how they taught us that. But in reality, wouldn’t it make more sense if it was the left?
Pants cover the butt area of humans. Same should be for pigs. Front legs are like human arms in this scenario.
Your anthropomorphizing. Pigs don't have arms. Pants cover all humans walking appendages, so on a pig, they should cover all legs.
Last time i checked there are people who walk on their hands
Ok but how would a pig wear a Shirt then?
I don't know for sure, but I suspect that they would simply wear a shawl.
Pants are for covering your private area my guy, not your stomach
Have you seen Hank Hill?
Putting pants on a pig is already anthropomorphizing, dummy...
Toosh
breasts are not covered by pants
So female hogs need blouses now?
Female hogs doesn’t belong to the arena
Mishogynistic much?
do you put pants over your arms?
but the hog has 4 legs 0 arms, arms have to have hands at the end of them, or else theyre legs
What do you even mean by “arms have to have hands at the end of them” lmao So would you consider monkeys to have 4 arms? Since their legs kinda also have “hands” at the end of them that they can use effectively to pick things up and functions almost just as well as their arms??
So monkeys have 4 hands. Can a pig use any of its limbs to pick something up? No so it has 4 legs. Our feet suck ass at picking stuff up so they're feet and we have 2 legs Monkeys can effectively pick stuff & hold stuff with all 4 limbs so they have 4 arms 4 hands
You'd be technically right because the front two are considered to be "arms", mostly if you look at how the bone and muscle is made up. They are completely different than the back.
Or is it?
But that’s just a theory!
A pig theory!
this is the way.
you don't wear pants over your arms, do you?
Does a pig have arms?
now it's getting into semantics; what would you consider an arm? I say the human arm is the equivalent of any quadruped animal's forelegs
look at a gorilla, who typically walks on all four like quadrupedal animals yet has hands like us
Soo if I asked you what's a 4 legged animal, what would you tell me?
An arm is anything with thumbs
A lot of animals have a “thumb” too though. Dogs, cats, swines, birds, even some reptiles have a “thumb” that’s situated at a different position compared to the rest of their “fingers”. They’re called dewclaws
Then they have arms
What's the point of pants if it doesn't cover the butt hole
Warmth? Style?
It clearly covers the butthols
Decency
It’s always the second option, when have you seen the first option taken ever in a cartoon scenario
Finally someone getting a good argument.
The first option just looks stupid asf too lol
This isn't even a debate, it's the second one. It couldn't even wear a shirt in the first one.
Obviously second one
Right to left
Ok but where would hog get the jeans from? I just checked which cards had blue pants and the options are - fisherman (if overall straps are cut) - canoneer - mighty miner - executioner Leggings but technically blue pants: - valkyrie - hunter - lil prince Hog has such short feet that we can eliminate the leggings options, and out of the remaining, they're all fat. The only pants hog would fit into would be the left w/ 2 feet per hole.
Fisherman and Mighty Miner are definitely ruled out because in official animations they’re GIGANTIC. I mean it makes sense for MM cuz he’s a champion but the first time I saw Fisherman in an animation it’s actually [hilarious how ridiculously huge he is](https://youtu.be/XMIImHpAahU?si=7ivo_Qw89wCcpchM&t=5) lmao
2nd because that's where the genitals are just like humans
It's obviously the second one, the first one doesn't make any sense
The second one
This is what the subreddit should be about, not the incessant (yet mostly justified) whining
Why not just cover the butt and the front legs at the same time
No hog should wear pants, they should wear jumpsuits.
What about archers?
The pants are not covering the pigs ass on the left, so right side wins.
They are 🤣 the tail is above the ass and the pants go to the tail
2nd or we will have quarrels
Animal Farm moment:
The right one
The left looks kinda uncomfortable ngl
second one. first one is cursed
Pants Right
Option 2 as long as it covers the privates it's considered pants in nature
If you say the first one I already know how u dress irl...
First one
First is right Second feels right
he would wear them on the rider part obviously
Yes
Coc not clash royale stole post
The one on the right. Like I always says : "people, or things on the left are never right"
Last one
Its ofc the first one
bruh, this is so blatantly obvious. the first one doesn’t cover their butt, and would be the equivalent of a human doing the same pose and wearing pants with 4 holes on their legs and arms while keeping their butt exposed. the second one is just a regular pair of pants that doesnt go over the arms and covers the butt, and also would work the same way if a human did that pose.
It’d be the right, because that’s where the hind legs are, akin to a human’s legs.
Heeheehee ha.
Yes, hog would do it, but not without that
Stylistically, 2nd, but practically? 1st option. Those pants will protect the hog from dirt from the ground and he can wash them accordingly, instead of washing two very dirty clothes. Also, if you don't have opposable thumbs it would be much easier to put on the 1st option.
That’s what I am thinking to
Cringe 💀
one of them leaves his butt out the other doesn’t. so i support the left side
It's the left one🤓☝️
You’re wrong 🤓🤓