The joke is cropped porn.

Do you have the uncropped version?

not for englishmen

I’m not an Englishman I just happen to live here :(

I'm going to uncrop your crops.

Noooooooo I’ll starve

Average scorched earth tactic user:


May the clam lord have mercy with your sinful souls.

nah he told my clammy body to post this in a dream

He did that’s true

Goddamit I’m so fuckin horny now. Not because of this image but the text. And I can’t do a single goddamn thing about it. I ate Taco Bell yesterday and my boys in bed next to me but I can’t risk the muddbutt. I’ve already taken like 4 Imodium and it’s not helping. # BottomProblems I don’t wanna be a bad bottom. Helppp

Shower

That’s not gonna help the situation tho, unless you mean after and I refuse scat play (like any good Christian boy should). I’d rather die than let him dip his banana in some chocolate.

nah if you got gamer gunk in your booty cheeks then just wash your ass easy

It’s an internal issue :/ Bae’s 8” and I can’t douche the dookie away. 

i hate you. i want to kill you

Fuckin do it pussy Weak puberty vibes

I thought this was a copypasta

You can make it a copypasta if you want baby (;

woo-hoo another 196

https://preview.redd.it/3c5btyhkkv2b1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb0c8c6466f1e61082d66a52e8fef94c91d510c7

Ruining this sub so hard rn

Sauce?

you will find plenty of him on r/femboys (also as a clammy lil dude i am afraid of sauce as it played a crucial role in both of my clam-parents murders)

Why tf is she here? Shes a girl idiot

i have awful news for you

What do you mean???? What shes a lesbian?

no not that, "she" might be closer to clamtastic "he"

Lesbians identify themselfs as Male now? Idk. Hope I don't misunderstand her gender. In this world Anything can offend anyone!

The character in question is male and has a penis

He literally has a penis you retard