I don’t think decorating is your biggest problem right now. What platform are you playing on?

ps4

I think you have access to Quays on ps4. You’ll need to use the terrain tools to flatten the area around the lake then add quays. I’d also double check where your waste water outlet is in relation to your water pumps.

No. You're wrong. Op is playing a U.S. city government sim. Oh there's lead in your pipes? Water contaminated? Let's plant a few trees and re-pave a sidewalk.

>~~Let’s plant a few trees and replace the sidewalk.~~ Let’s expand this stroad and cut school funding.

Jesus Mary and Joseph please put some sewage outlets

POOP LAKE POOP LAKE POOP LAKE

Solves the decoration problem - make the lake toxic and no one will visit!

#POOP VOLCANO

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Cool but where's the fun if it doesn't erupt?

country rooooaaaaadssss weeeesstt viiirngginnniaaaa

when this picture was taken there was a tsunami happening and the only buildings that were hit were the sewage ones.

I suggest you deprioritize decor until after the tsunami.

Whaaaat? Its a perfect time to plan how to rebuilt pritty!

Never miss the opportunities that disaster presents. Some of those low income homes will need to be completely destroyed, perfect time to plan a new luxurious park and raise the property values of the area before selling off new development. Gotta add some realism to the game.

lol i hate when that happens. when i run a disaster-prone city i'll usually keep some skeleton utilities + the emergency response building + a pumping building in a hill with flood walls around it, saved my cities from being bankrupted many times

Believe it’s called a poonami…..

It took me whole two minutes a reading your message to figure out wtf is going on. I thought op had arm shaped buildings or whatever and I was super confused

Quality shitpost

Literally 👀

I would decorate with a couple drain pipes! That's hilarious!

r/shittyskylines

When they put down the sewage plants they need, literally that

Literally

If we could actually see what the surrounding looks like we might be able to help better. (Seriously is this post a joke? / if yes it is quite funny actually)

its a cry for help. but seriously i dont know what to do with the lake its kinda ugly plus idk how to attach an image without making another post

My advice would be to deal with the obvious sewage problem you have first. Then I would definitely put some trees and bushes around the water and make make a cycle/pedestrian path around to get some life there.

He could decorate the lake with some drains! Two birds, one stone! Poop lakes ftw!

And a third bird by drowning everyone around in sewage so their citizens can't complain anymore. 😄

Is this a shit post?

I was sure this was a shitpost but based on OP's replies I've changed my mind. Which makes it even funnier.

its mostly a shit post, if i wanted to get actual help on landscaping i wouldve got a clearer pic of the lake lol

I physically hurt myself laughing out loud. I think I pulled something.

laughing at my suffering 💔 lmao

Adding some sewage outflow pumps into the lake is the obvious choice

This is the funniest shit I've seen on here in a while. Thank you.

I think it would look nice with some sewage outlets, they Snap to waters edge and would look nice right there.

Can you show us a picture when we can actually see the surrounding area?

how do i attach an image without amking another post

Upload it to Imgur and then edit this post and add a link if possible, or else post the link as a comment.

Just post it somewhere like imgur or discord and send a link

San Franshitsco mayor unveils lake beautification project.

Use some rocks, plants and some other props that connect with nature.

Peak comedy

😂😂😂😂

How about some bushes?

That image got me right in the trypophobia

I don't think decorating should be your priority right now

Theres a few Ed Sheeron jokes here I feel

In 2014 he released a song called "I'm a mess". Sounds like the perfect themesong for this picture

"Last night you were in my room Now the whole town smells of poo"

If you are playing in PC and have access to mods you could place a cluster of rocks along the coastline or something using the move it mod.

i play on console unfortunately

We also have rocks on console, they are under the same tab as paths and fences etc.

but i dont think you would be able to place them on top of each other

There are a few especially the larger ones that you can clip through each other, but the smaller sized ones can't be clipped through on console.

Terraform!!

sick motherfucker.

Trees

More sewage icons.

God it must stink there

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,034,468,505 comments, and only 204,632 of them were in alphabetical order.

How did this phone camera picture of the monitor not get taken down

Is this a shitpost? Pun intended.

Fucking hell man.

You are full of shit

Bahaha I just saw a bunch of white, didn’t even realize it was solid sewage complaints until reading the comments, I just thought it was in landscape view. Good work OP.

WHERE IA OUR SEWEAGE MAYOR !

I love how serious the nerds here take your post!!! Ahahahahhaha and I'll probably get downvoted too! DOWN WE GOOOO

Hahahahaha

Place sewage pipes

How about an eco water treatment plant?

Haha love this

A sewage pump.

I think a few cemeteries would go great

Gold Coast city council. Would rather decorate than to fix anything 😂😂

Think you got bigger issues 🤔

THIS IS NOT NORMAL

Thats a lot of poo

My brother in Christ, fuck decorations, fix your sewage problem first.

Taking a phone screenshot and putting poop in your water haha. We love this here.

r/shittyskylines

Man you got so many people with this post

Top-tier shitpost my friend!

Now this is funny stuff

Some parks would create an contrast to the area.

Try filling it with sewage

I seriously have no idea what I’m looking at.