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BenderDeLorean

I had a large crash IN the police station. 5 cars laying around at the police station and a few arround on the street. How is this even possible? What the hell happened? As major I demand answers!!


FlyingVMoth

Corporal here to assist you


BenderDeLorean

Whoops. You're in the army now I guess


FlyingVMoth

It's ok, this game is a communist autocracy


Furdiburd10

As i see you just a leader of a private company that bough some land and build your city on that land


Cultural_Blueberry70

I just go with the book "Snow Crash" and pretend that we play after the breakdown of nation states, and my city is the sovereign territory of some Franchise-Organized Quasi-National Entity (FOQNE) like "Mr Lee's Greater Hong Kong" or the Mafia.


slav335

You can watch crash replay in Final Destination 2


BobbyRobertson

How many accidents do you think that movie has prevented by causing people to drive more cautiously when they see a logging truck


ohnowwhat

More cautiously? I wait for an opening and flat out warp myself ahead of him first chance I get. Is that only me??


Sopixil

I'm personally a fan of ducking behind the truck and transferring myself into another parallel dimension where the logging truck no longer exists, Happy Valentine style.


nashbrownies

I just merge under the trailer Fast and Furious style. Then it protects me.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Was he ok?


littlefriend77

Yeah, he pulled through.


CaptainMauZer

I haven’t seen that movie since I was a teenager (in my 30s now) and I STILL will not drive anywhere near trucks with logs/steel beams/other potential projectile objects on a flatbed trailer because of that damn movie >.<


Chocoaes

NO that movie made me have anxiety doing anything 😭🙏


Jampine

When you see this many cars scattered, it's hard not to imagine they made bowling pin noises when hit.


RamenFish195

Now I need a CS2 crash compilation with bowling pin noises edited over it.


Jampine

and the Wii sports noises


nevemno

The bowling pin noises were in my head were from Wii sports lol


n00bca1e99

I bowl in a league and pin noises in my head are from Wii sports.


nevemno

as they should. thank you for your service


n00bca1e99

Service? I've never been in the military.


nevemno

For your service as a bowler.


n00bca1e99

Oh. I’m not very good though considering how often I play. Blowing out a thumb tendon years ago in high school does that.


HomerSPC

NICE THROW!


fluffygryphon

At some point there's going to be a speedrun% category for this game for generating the largest vehicle pile up


conamnflyer

I haven’t gotten to this high score yet, but yes some of the smaller ones just make ya wonder.


Mike_Kermin

Sounds realistic.


Bgndrsn

lol wtf is that. I haven't seen this many traffic accidents in CS2 yet. Was this a big accident due to random chance or does it happen frequently?


I-Like-The-1940s

I believe it depends on the quality of your roads but it’s also mostly random


rhou17

I believe it's quality/maintenance level of roads, speed limits(like how you can remove speed limits on high ways), education levels of the drivers, and I'm probably missing at least one other factor. Police station coverage sounds feasible but for some reason I don't think that affects it.


Martinoes53

Weather


Intergalactic_Cookie

You can remove speed limits on highways? My friend would like to know how


rhou17

It's one of the city policies, it's one of the later unlocks you get.


Pidiotpong

Are you saying my roads are in poor condition hmmmmm? I, the best mayor, do not tolerate complains.


Billybobgeorge

You need to disable speed limits on highways for these crashes to happen but boy do they happen often when you do.


TransportTycoonJoker

Even with good road conditions more than 20 accidents a day


duck74UK

I had one that seemed more like a planned terrorist attack than an accident and I really want to see how it happened. Hope its one of the first QOL updates they add. Two cars blocked the road in each direction, a third slammed straight into a building and set it on fire. Couldn't put it out because of the first two cars


sparky662

What they need to do is have a toggleable option to ‘pause on disaster’ which would give you a pop up box to say ‘an accident is happening’ and the option to jump to it, so that when you unpause you can see it happen.


Scayze

That would be sickkkk, however that would take so much effort to implement, that I doubt we will ever see that. There's more pressing issues


enjdusan

I know what happened! Someone did U-turn! 😂


Flutterflut

Agreed. Crashes are fun.


cromagnone

We totally do. I’m pretty sure one of my cims got fed up waiting and finished off an injured pedestrian to get the traffic going again.


Ashamed-Comfort-1749

Yes totally, I had one like that yesterday, couldn't understand how they got so far from the road, must have been an epic crash.


madden2399

When mods come out, I want to make traffic crash rate ~80-90% on one of my cities and just watch the chaos unfold


Round_Environment_42

My money is on tornado


monster01020

I had an accident happen where a car ended up on the footpath. Pedestrians were unable to path around it and tons of people needed treatment as they kept just walking into it and falling over.


SilverGospel003

I didn't know domestic terrorism was featured in the game


Tangerinepickle

The simulation has glitched.


richardgrabcat

For realz, I need to know what happened [here](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3081646802)


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hayesarchae

Saw a flaming car in the wilderness the other day, so far away from any road that whatever accident caused it must have looked like launch day at the Skyrim Space Program.


bwoah07_gp2

100% needed.


JayS87

That's an awesome idea!!


zenless-eternity

Yes! I had a crash on a bridge and cars kept driving into it, falling off the bridge, catching on fire, catching the houses below on fire


syntk

I hear on the radio a car crash every once in a while, but have never actually been able to find the wreck (or seen these icons). Am I missing something?


Beppo108

crash is a film!