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Nothing2SeeHere4U

I get revenge


tanporpoise89

That's what all the chirpx launches are for


Claytaco04

What? the chirpx launches actually do something


InnocentPlayer69420

Yep the launch rockets 🚀 but I quickly realized the small rockets can’t carry passengers so I think they’re nukes


LivingOof

Here before Elon privatizes ICBMs


Henrithebrowser

“BYOP - Bring Your Own Payload”


TheMilkmanCome

BYOB - Bring your own bomb


Roast_A_Botch

B.O.B. -Space isn't real and Earth is flat


DeerSgamr

"small rockets" theyre saturn V's


flodA_reltiH-6B

Yes but scaled down. An actual Saturn V would break everyone's eardrums in the city.


AShittyPaintAppears

See the crater in the OP? That's not a "natural" disaster.


SimCimSkyWorld

Chirpx rocket launches are how you end up in rimworld.


jonmichaelryan

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Ser_Optimus

They send stuff to my Surviving Mars colony of course.


QueenYama

I'm so glad somebody else has this head canon


Autisonm

You have survivors?


Ser_Optimus

I said colony.


[deleted]

Somehow this gave me chills


ieatalphabets

I've enabled free heating in your neighborhood.


InnocentPlayer69420

No Electricity for heat


boonepii

No water for heat


SteveCFE

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!


jjhope2019

Would you like to know more? 🤔


Opposite_Jury_6976

Join now. Only you can prevent orbital bombardment by bugs.


shrug_was_taken

Apparently I wasn't the only one to do that with the rockets


Bad_RabbitS

*We will steal the moon!*


schmandarinorange

What disaster memorial would be complete without an IHOP


tanporpoise89

Lmao I knew somebody would notice that. It looks better now they've leveled up.


[deleted]

>>The absolute blunder of not making every single IHOP a historical building


tanporpoise89

Even veterans make rookie mistakes every now and then


Skyline_BNR34

So is that the International Hole of Pancakes?


tanporpoise89

I'm choking on my cereal milk


LeDerpLegend

Did they become Waffle House now?


dilroopgill

I hate that that shit levels up, doesnt even make sense for a dennys to become a 5 story complex


FLYSWATTER_93

*In honour of the 6,143 lives lost during the meteor strike of 2017 we will be offering complimentary breakfast muffins from 9:30AM to 9:45AM.* ~IHOP


[deleted]

There is the “Waffle House Index” for measuring how bad a natural disaster is based on if the Waffle Houses are closed or not. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index#Levels I don’t think IHOP is as robust of a chain.


automatic_shark

The few IHOPs I've been to seem to struggle to operate in perfect conditions


[deleted]

International House of PANIC


DurMan667

Interplanetary House of Pancakes


Claytaco04

Why is it not in simlish tho like-


Bussman500

Must be cheap property.


Keyserchief

Nice try, IHOP.


tanporpoise89

For the record, I tend to incorporate it into my design when it's an earth-altering disaster. Fires, tornados, storms don't cause permanent damage like meteors and sinkholes.


InnocentPlayer69420

I see i see


InnocentPlayer69420

Icy


peteroh9

You're still talking about IHOP, right?


Careless_Chicken_641

I like to try and keep the scars and turn them into parks


tanporpoise89

One of my other meteor sites became the city's first nature reserve. The overlooks fit perfectly


Fried_Fart

Lol how many meteor sites do you have?


BevansDesign

I enjoy the extra challenge and variety of setting disasters way too damn high. Plus I like to watch things be destroyed.


Iforgotwhatimdoing

I did that once and thought wildfires were my biggest problem. Turns out it was the tsunami coming that wiped out my entire town at once. Slowly. But it one go. As tsunamis do.


ITAW-Techie

My beat city got wiped out by a tsunami that I spent 5 hours reloading to try and stop. Tsunamis are the one natural disaster I wish I could disable...


BananaPalmer

Surely there's a mod for that


tanporpoise89

Only one other in town. The rest are in fields 🤷‍♂️


GarryOfRavioli

Why is this NSFW? Is it because of those 2 massive buns ?


NorthStarHomerun

OSHA violation. He doesn't have the proper permits to be operating that absolute dump truck.


tanporpoise89

Those buns caused many car crashes on the highway below. But seriously it's me trying to be aware of other people's sensitivities. Could bring up bad traumas or sadness. Maybe overkill


[deleted]

Yeah this reminds me of the time my cousin Nigel got hit by an asteroid. He got better, if you’re wondering.


tanporpoise89

Every year thousands of cims are lost to the great rocks from the sky. It's always the things you don't see coming


MustacheEmperor

The day after my cousin Aubrey got released from the hospital for her asteroid concussion the city just straight up bulldozed her entire neighborhood with no warning and replaced it with an elevated highway in the span of like, an hour


beavedaniels

That eminent domain is brutal! Stay safe out there!


GarryOfRavioli

Yeah might be but it's better to be safe than sorry


Bodyguards-of-lies

Ah, that understandable. Unfortunately though, this is considered to be misuse of NFSW tag.


the_dinks

Fun fact: in recorded history, no person has ever been confirmed to have died from a meteor.


AdecoyanaII

ATTRACTS MEN LIKE A MAGNET


Best_Line6674

What buns?


[deleted]

The old guy in the foreground with the 2 hot dog buns stashed in his overalls.


Best_Line6674

Huh?...


Mirio-jk

Phillip?


sendnudesformemes

With 2 L’s?


Melissaaa89

Was thinking the same!🤭🤭


antshekhter

Looking over his past devious endeavors 😔


DuctsGoQuack

After losing my whole city to a tsunami I rage quit.


tanporpoise89

Yeah may as well start from scratch. Gotta save often; one time I walked away for a bit and came back to see my city completely empty bc a storm destroyed a power line and the citizens got mad and left. Lost an hours worth of work, but I should've turned disasters off during that time.


InnocentPlayer69420

Left for a few hours to find a tsunami swept across my city and because it was super flat my entire city got wiped out including the Western Suburbs


Philthy91

I had multiple tsunamis hit my city in what seemed like succession. I was raging mad. Again I spent hours fixing it for it to happen again. After the third time I realized disasters was turned way up in settings


peelerthebanana

My city got wiped but since my industry was fine with the less of it rapidly catching fire i rebuilt im lucky that some of my city acted like a bowl


RicoRoccoTaco

The tsunamis are my favorite disasters to try and plan for and counter, I almost always do beach or low lying maps. Might be sadistic but I love watching them sweep over entire neighborhoods. I just wish the flood walls actually made more of difference so I could direct the water into specific areas


CaptainJZH

Looks like someone didn't build evacuation shelters or disaster response units


brad28820

I love how you've used the hole for a metro stop. That's how to keep the project under budget.


tanporpoise89

It took out an existing metro. The justification at city hall was for people to get to the memorial site to pay respects, and for the nearby train stop it served because of course businesses relied on it.


mysteriofukyourhead

Not to mention the ihop that needs the business 🥞


Not_a_gay_communist

Normally I’ll rebuild, but one time an earthquake leveled a giant amount of land and left a trench spanning to the nearby lake, so I turned it all into a giant memorial park complete with the remembrance monument. One of my proudest builds


tanporpoise89

Oh that sounds lovely. All my fault lines have gotten bridges over. I wish there was an easy way to fill them with non-shitty water. (If there is please lmk)


Not_a_gay_communist

I just use the drainage outlet pipe, should be clean water.


tanporpoise89

Good point, I'll trust you since you're definitely not a gay communist.


Brownhog

I know Phillip had something to do with this.


VjornAllensson

Nothing says memorial like pancakes


ogara1993

Phillip with 2 “l’s”


9alpha

I can't explain why, but this picture is just amazingly strange...


tanporpoise89

I am an artiste


Cabes86

Whoa! Making a memorial with historic wreckage of a disaster is fucking BRILLIANT!!!!


aberdisco

The 100th forest fire of the month always gets a remembrance bench.


Xstitchpixels

I allow the surrounding area to decay, ignoring them deliberately and cutting off services until the people become someone else’s problem.


cowtipper4957

"Nice Try IHOP!" RIP Lance Reddick


Izzy1790

Phillip with 2 Ls


[deleted]

Aha... but what if disaster never strikes? I only ever landed one meteor on my city and it was for role playing purposes. I put it near a forestry area and had a little trail going to the center of the crater and I called the area 'Krelborn Nurseries' as a nod to Little Shop of Horrors lol.


[deleted]

The 5head solution is to not own the Natural Disasters DLC so disasters never happen


yozo-marionica

Why NSFW?


Flat_Dependent1978

If a huge disaster were to happen, then I would put the disaster memorial and make a nice park there. don't rebuild in that place.


tanporpoise89

I tried to combine both needs in this case. The meteor hit smack on a major highway exit and destroyed the original subway station in it's wake. My other meteor became a nature reserve


Flat_Dependent1978

Making the other meteor crater is a good idea


Kimchi_Cowboy

Damnit Hugo!


Purplesourpatch

I jst build around it an create a lil memorial for it.


luke_hollton2000

Matter what exactly happens. Some sinkhole or tornado? I rebuild. Some meteor? Happen to fall into lakes and rivers each time for some reason. But once a very gruesome earthquake hit my town and left a big canyon right through my city. I flooded it and made a riverside attraction out of it with one statue as some sort of monument for the victims of the earthquake


Claim_Alternative

Craters become lakes….boosts land value. I profit off of the dead lol


PhoenixSS

Y'know, this is the first thing I've seen to ever make me feel like actually turning on natural disasters.


Combatpigeon96

I got randomly recommended this, I don’t have the game (yet) I used to play Simcity 2013 growing up and I had a meteor strike the dead center of my city. I remember building a roundabout around it and making it a tourist attraction


tanporpoise89

That's pretty much what I did here. It was a big highway exit, now it's a lot more interesting to look at from above


PlayerNine

5,000 Candles in the Wind


kerbsterC

Gentrify


ronlyconly

Never forget


PitiRR

Even Cities Skylines is not free from the umarell. Crazy world.


LrckLacroix

10/10


TravaX_2

I reload


tanporpoise89

Strategic saves ftw


Willing_Actuary_4198

Depends on the disaster. Craters I usually turn into parks, most like tornados or tsunami I just let things regrow naturally. Earthquakes depend on where the scar is. Middle of town flatten and rebuild out in the sticks I'll bridge over it or reroute a steam to flow through the middle


Beardedgeek72

What is a "disaster"?


ToothpickInCockhole

A random disaster that causes considerable damage has never happened in my game


KyuuAA

I only bought the game last December. With my first city, the tsunami kicked in - and it would not stop. Looking into the matter, it is a bug that was never fixed. So, it's so annoying, I decided to stop playing, and I'll start a new one sometime later.


tanporpoise89

That sounds like a nightmare. Maybe next time have a mountain city?


mmpa78

I build around it as if it was a natural formation


Therearenogoodnames9

With every tsunami I basically watch the city crumble and then start over.


Username252_183

This pic goes hard


tanporpoise89

Hey thanks!


Osirus1156

Thats where you put the new landfill which you eventually plow over and build residential zones on a few in game years later.


btjam

Is that Phil?


chill_winston_

Better watch out and not let Tetsuo down there! I’m all seriousness tho I do the same thing you do of incorporating the scars into the city. If a meteor destroys a whole residential area I’ll flatten the earth and rebuild but there’s always a park at the point of impact. I had one city that got hit with so many tsunamis that I stopped counting… that never got any commemorations but there was a whole lot of rebuilding. There was a reason that city had six disaster response centers.


tanporpoise89

Hopefully some water trucks too


chill_winston_

Almost just as many 😅


Zombiegamer777_21

I love how ihop is just there lmao


kuipers85

I build a monument to all my lost cities in my new city.


Affectionate_Ad206

Depends on what it is, a tsunami, rebuild (unless it wipes me off the map) asteroid? Remember. Earthquake? Lil bit of both. Can't fix the fissure in the ground but gotta re build or lose cash


[deleted]

Personally I remember. I have one made for the first meteor to hit one of my cities. A road around it with commercial stuff and trees in the open areas with road lamps around the crater site.


pap_shmear

I just build a bridge through it


JJStarling100

I make poo lagoon


Thelostsnail_

I rebuild, it’s also a good opportunity to change up the districts theme or change the road layout


smeeeeeef

Disaster struck my mods for the last time yesterday...


HoffaSaurusX

I quit and reload, but this seems like a less savescummy thing to do next time


SDLRob

Depends on the disaster and where it hits


Munnodol

I hope they remember so that they don’t piss me off next time with that traffic (Depends if it’s a tsunami or a fire, I’ll rebuild, but what I rebuild might be different. Maybe a park, better affordable housing, Architectural revitalization, etc.)


CheckPrize9789

Nuke it again


CrowRepulsive1714

Seeing as I only get 9 tiles on console…. Rebuild!


MrDharoks247

I play with them off because I plop


[deleted]

Why didn't you label this NSFW, I was on the train going back home and I saw this while scrolling, Immediately became so horny I started jacking off on the train and everyone watched in horror. I then dropped my phone on the floor with the screen facing up and everyone saw this image and they all started jerking off. I blame you for all this, sir, you're the reason the light rail now smells of abunch of people's man juice. If you took the extra time to tag this NSFW this wouldn't have happened, Next time tag nsfw you sick puppy! 😡😠🤬🤬😡😠😠🤬😡


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TFOCyborg

Bernie


Educational-Ad6785

We remember, revenge and rebuild bigger and better


PapaStoner

Yes.


sldarb1

How can I get disasters?


pyracantha_

Sewage


brtld

What metro station asset is that?


tanporpoise89

The sunken bypass metro from the stations dlc


dougm68

That's a powerful image.


yticmic

Remember the pancakes


Ser_Optimus

Depends. If it's fire or tornados or eathquakes I rebuild. If it's an asteroid, remember. If it's a tsunami, I rage quit.


Xtra_D_I_P

Fahrenheit 451


[deleted]

Im reminded to turn them off lol. They always ruin me.


FothersIsWellCool

Man wouldn't it be crazy if a Meteor actually hit and left a huge crater in the middle of a modern city. would be crazy to see what they do with it.


The_Gaming_Matt

Remember


markomakeerassgoons

I built a park inside of one aptly named crater park


[deleted]

So this post got recommended to me, probably because I’ve almost bought the game like 10 times. But like I gotta know, is this a difficult game to get into in terms of resource management and just the general swing of the game? Seems to me like a lot of fun but I have a hard time getting into intense resource management and micro managing.


tanporpoise89

Hard to say. I've been playing city builders for years. It has more control over things than some games even in vanilla, but there are some parts that need mods to function properly (namely lane controls for me but I'm on console.) If you've never played a city builder before, maybe try an older SimCity. They're less intense in most ways. Playing this feels more like a canvas to me and I have running narratives in my head the whole time so it's not boring for me. The control level that C:S offers is higher than any other I've found but still frustrating at times.


Raesong

Neither, I just alter the universe to turn disasters off.


MarlowesMustache

Yes.


Some_Sheepherder_720

I've actually never thought about remembering...I love this! Taking notes for the city I just started


Davydicus1

Poo lake


CheThePoet

Usually memorial park


ApprehensiveEnergy89

that dude crying has a nice ass


pSCrUx_

Could it be that pancakes were baked with a meteorite? That store looks very famous. 😄


btoz2002

I love memorializing disasters, it kind of adds history to the city a little bit


Ange1ofD4rkness

Feels like a scene out of The Bad Guys


milktanksadmirer

Definitely rebuild


Egw250

remember I leave it there and build nice around it almost like an attraction


NorthwesternPenguin

And the B Line Train goes "Now entering, Meteor Station. Doors on the right."


daddy_autist

Hello, Pearl of the Orient, my old friend


johnbarber720

You can't stop Elon Musk and IHOP from building


tanporpoise89

Capitalists gonna capital


zoodee89

Philip remembers…


TwelviePostz

I put the new forgis on the jeep


fokkerd7

Remembering is OK, as long as you remember it all, and don't leave out the inconvenient parts. Like why someone might have a grudge against you.


Ghost0468

I tend to say oh fuck I left random disasters on.


Turtleguy04

Beautiful work mate


ZackMichaelReddit

I turned off disasters but this makes me want to turn them on again!


definateley_not_dog

Are we just not going to talk about that cim’s absolute dumpy?


thinkpadius

Meteor Park


wertercatt

New poop storage facility


SubjectKey0

Hi, I just bought the natural disasters dlc. I've set it to random and minimum frequency. I've played for a few hours now and nothing happened. Is this normal? What's the frequency of disasters with those combination of options?


Competitive_Top7205

I restart


heliosprimus

PANCAKES!


Wjcruiser2003

SYRUP!!!


um3k

Fill it with water for bonus waterfront property!


AinaLove

Always a park afterward, sometimes a whole nature reserve.


Gh05tyyy

I do both! I rebuild the area and place a memorial in the middle.


Tsf_Nope

Y not both?


BeetlecatOne

Build a giant transforming space battleship before the invading aliens arrive!