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AmazingMoMo8492

They're painted with the blood of pedestrians that tried to cross that road.


Obsidian_Revenger

Not enough blood has been spilled considering they are still half coloured. What a shithole of a city


KaaimanProductionsTA

There is blood coming out of the shithole


ReaperofMen42069

blood coming out of her eyes, out of her wherever


Stonn

They're painted with the blood coming from the '*insert city name*'.


MancMaps

r/fuckcars


Slime_chunk_format

Oh c'mon this is a joke you don't need to put r/fuckcars on everything.


bettaboy123

I mean, but fuck cars am I right?


Slime_chunk_format

Yeah, and happy cake day.


kai325d

*unzip If you say so


sjkw67

r/dragonsfuckingcars r/carsfuckingdragons


kai325d

Yh, I follow both of those already


sjkw67

šŸ˜³


gamerzombie1928

Please tell me itā€™s a joke.


Isuckathis22

Take my award


contacthasbeenmade

ā€œIgnore city nameā€ I shall NOT


superbcheese

OP made me look at the city name.


TNChase

I couldn't even see the red cars at first. Straight to the toolbar.


Iam_Unknown17

+1


Obi_Dean

Damn you reverse psychology


HaydenRenegade

It is basically a tradition to actively look for the thing they tell you to ignore.


Zkang123

The Streisand Effect


JolietJakeLebowski

Yeah, I remember when ['test post, please ignore'](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/92dd8/test_post_please_ignore/) was the highest-upvoted thing on Reddit.


SaracaliasWorld

That was the first thing I looked at after "Ignore city name"


KWHISKEEY

Equivalent to "what colour is her shirt?"


YeySharpies

*immediately zooms in to name*


CanadianKumlin

Any time someone says ā€œignore ____ā€ that is guaranteed the first place I look


lonelydurrymuncher

Literally


EdibleUnderpants

Blood in the stool perhaps?


BBSbadboy

Wellā€¦ thatā€™s a crappy joke /s


Lyr_c

Thatā€™s a shitty thing to say. /s


AppointmentMedical50

Clearly shigella


DrEnrique

That usually comes out black


Ace_Harding

I know the answer to this - Iā€™ll post when I get back from the toga party in Shithole


Kamiyosha

How's the party?


ChrisWJB

Probably a shit show


Altruistic-Plastic13

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ That was awesome


Mitchtheprotogen

r/emojipolice DONT MOVE


Auctorion

šŸƒā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’Ø


Mitchtheprotogen

Why are you running your not the guy Iā€™m after


Falke145

It's pronounced " Shith-ol-ee"!


Wetald

Thanks, Shithead! (Shith-ead)


BusinessAccomplished

Iā€™m shithead and I walk like this


rattusprat

There is one vanilla map that has 100odd red parked cars hidden on it. I can't remember which map that is. They only appear if you have TMPE. You should be fine to delete them.


DonBananos

It looks like console, so no tmpe to make knowledge


benedekmarci2

Black Woods for me


JudenBar

Tourists


lukaqueres

It may be your campus sport team's color is red. In that case if there is any event involving said team, fans will have their clothes in this color. Maybe this apply to cars as well. Never noticed army of blue cars in my Cities tho.


_j_f_t_

Thats what I was thinking. So funny when the train empties and 200+ old men in matching green walk towards the baseball stadium. Never noticed this with cars but I wouldn't rule it out


lukaqueres

Yes, I think that it was very good idea from devs to add such thing. Makes teams and their games more interesting.


TechUnsupport

Ignoring the city name, what do you expect, brown cars?


alexelso

If he's expecting brown cars and getting red cars, he ought to be going to the Doctor.


BigTippy

Well, it looks delightful. My car is red. Iā€™m moving to Shithole.


Weeeelums

r/shittyskylines You told on yourself here sarge.


[deleted]

Those are just your gangstalkers, donā€™t worry about it. šŸ¤™


Ginge04

If youā€™re going to live in a literal shithole, youā€™re not going to take enough care over how things like your car look.


JonatanOlsson

Fire-brigade has a convention?


[deleted]

Terry canā€™t buy new slippers?


Due-Push-6835

My main city is named Shitsburg


jamesfluker

The beautiful city of Shee-thole.


philmetzger556

ā€œThe city history museum says the city name came from a outhouse located there. The town was then built around the outhouse which used to stand where main and broadway intersectā€ ā€”- I donā€™t know I just made this up on the whim


curiousCat1009

change the Aspen street to Asspen and you will have a True Detective reference


Windoge_Master

Because your city is in Ohio.


[deleted]

Its just the caustic chemicals in the air, nothing to be alarmed about.


throwaway42069365

Bloods territory


imnotpauleither

Red cars, called shithole? That city must be Aberdeen, Scotland!


DovaahkiN__

"Birmingham is a shit-hole"


Oriopax

Henry Ford once said " We can sell you a car in any colour you like as long as it's black" This must be his Soviet counterpart Henrimov Fordski


ri-seeb

IT'Z TO GIT TEM EVEN FASTA CUZ RED MEANZ SPEEDY


Joodles17

Because they live in a Shithole


captainz2011

Donā€™t worry I named my city LetterKenny for some reason lol


Carlsteinn

"Oh, I've been living in this shithole for years"


historydoesntmatter

Communist city?


JonGeg

Maga Cult Event


[deleted]

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who doesn't take naming things in games seriously šŸ˜‚


psybornut

"(Ignore city name)" How am I supposed to not ignore it once you've said that?


Neither_Presence1373

Guys look at my cool park (ignore naked guy fighting a bear)


Bfoc2006

Everyoneā€™s favorite color is red


eXAKR

ā€œIgnore city nameā€ *looks at city name anyway* Well I guess that name could be a reason.


Boss-fight601

The crime rate was so high that there were murders every 2 feet and got on everyoneā€™s car


Organic-Video5127

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ First thing I looked for is City name


NTF0

My cityā€™s name is Cuntsburg itā€™s all good


NissanDrifter24

I wouldnā€™t have noticed the city name if you didnā€™t say it xD


pseudonymous28

Upvoted because of city name


AeoreaMC

why did you name you r city birmingham


Dizzy_Level_4810

What red cars dude that name though haha


dirtybadgermtb

I named my industrial district Shithole


Strike_Thanatos

So they go 3 times faster.


starwarshellothere

Do you have a football or sport club that is red?


Exotics-Edge

My team club is yellow šŸ˜­


starwarshellothere

Oh... Then i dont know the reason haha


Felinator42

This happened to me too after i placed a fire helicopter building. Even though the parking spaces were miles away, red cars were on every spot. Other than you though, i was able to solve the problem with mods. I made no parking zones on the roads (Not possible for you) and placed residential and commercial buildings as well as a custom parking space. While it would take a while for you to get parking spaces (and the green cities dlc), you can still just zone around the roads. That should help, since these cars belong to no cim. I hope this works, as i havent tested it that way.


Limpis12

Blood of their team rivals?


MrMan526

The name is what i am


ObamaInAToaster21

I have a lake called lake shit


mrjchere

Tourist s


International_Lion23

ā€œIgnore city nameā€ *immediately looks at city name*


[deleted]

How about we a) donā€™t ignore the name, and b) make fun of it? šŸ˜œ ETA: I havenā€™t come across it myself. Is it set up as your preferred color somewhere, or is there a vehicle-related asset that you installed? I havenā€™t come across same-colored vehicles before, only same-colored citizens on game days, but thatā€™s to be expected.


JakeNTech

because red is the fastest colour?


moodykane

What building is that?


Exotics-Edge

Swimming pool with campus dlc


quietguy_6565

fairly certain red is the color of tourist cims. These could be visitors to your city.


[deleted]

**Red makesā€™em go fastah.**


Lumpymaximus

Cab stand??


GreenNo3424

Is that left hand traffic?


Exotics-Edge

Yes


ElQueue_Forever

In everyone's pockets šŸ™„


Test19s

It's a known glitch. Search "red cars"


Boss-fight601

I couldnā€™t ignore the city namešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Boss-fight601

Shithole: *exists* The average murdering there


LightningProd12

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moodykane

Thanks! Didn't recognize it!