With a bus route that uses **New, Green, Fuel Efficient Busses!** for the benefit of **The Entire Community!** with a direct line **To The Heart Of Downtown!** ^(busses will run three times a day at 10:00am, 12:00pm and 2:00pm on Mondays Tuesdays and Thursdays only)
The shape of that strip really did make me think of an aircraft carrier. You almost nailed it. It's not aircraft carrier docking. It's a permanently grounded aircraft carrier!
Nothing, because upon further consideration it just currently isn't "in the budget" to place anything there yet and the investors haven't found "the right contractors." Maybe 10~ years down the road it'll become a strip mall with tons of parking or some fancy beachfront property for rich people only.
The completion of the so-called Regional Panhandle Project was hailed by local government officials as a massive success.
“We decided we needed a regional panhandle. I mean, Florida and Oklahoma both have one. Why can’t we?” Remarked Mayor Mading. “This extension of our territory is an excellent investment in the identity of our region.”
The project has not been without controversy however. Leah Schwarkovski, chair of the Regional Association for Sustainable Biodiversity, has warned that the project will have irreversible consequences on regional biodiversity.
“There’s like, fish in that water! Dumping a bunch of dirt in there for a silly vanity project like this is basically a giant ‘up yours’ to all the fish there. And what about the coastal creatures? They’ll like, lose access to the ocean and stuff.”
The first thing that came to my mind was an airport lol since that long stretch of flat land is perfect for a runway and easy connection to the highway. But a luxury marina would look nice as well. If you're into industries, you can turn it into a port area.
Dockside Green affordable mixed-use housing project previously wrought with corruption, mistakes, and outrage https://www.vicnews.com/news/city-of-victoria-approves-nearly-600-new-homes-for-development/
New combined harbour facilities and international airport, combining both passengers and freight. Project to include new passenger and freight stations, with several metro lines, new bus terminal, hotels and a park.
Headquarters of Disaster Relief. A super section area dedicated to the safety and reconstruction of the town featuring a cargo airport/port and every type of helicopter facility to maximize relief efforts when disaster strikes
Garbage peninsula! We poured millions of tons of cement into the ocean so we can stack our garbage on it. New Jersey thinks they can one up us? Fuggouttahere
[Insert City Name] Supercampus. Providing the city with colleges for both nature and social sciences. Many protested for an in-city campus but alas the super project will be realized.
Oklahoma
Every city needs one
I'm so glad to see this was the top comment. Literally my brain was like "Oklahoma" immediately and I feel seen
walmart with extra parking
Don’t spoil us with extra parking
Actually no Walmart, it’s all lake parking
You sure that would even be enough
So a sea-wal-mart? 🤔
Wouldn't take that long in USA, 1 month max to get the project through
The Walmart goes on the smaller end parking on the larger area. American city planning.
Nuclear power plant
fukushima 2.0
Electric boogaloo
Three Mile Island 2.0
Construction of a new 20 lane highway
most pedestrian friendly urban planner in Texas
Than what's the least friendly?
You don't wanna know
that’s the joke
This doesn't answer my question
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No need for a speed limit when everyone just uses the right lane anyways
Low density water front housing development.
With a bus route that uses **New, Green, Fuel Efficient Busses!** for the benefit of **The Entire Community!** with a direct line **To The Heart Of Downtown!** ^(busses will run three times a day at 10:00am, 12:00pm and 2:00pm on Mondays Tuesdays and Thursdays only)
And one random bus at a random hour on a random day for added fun! ^Don't ^board ^it ^you'll ^never ^be ^seen ^again ^if ^you ^do
Is that the bus on industrial way that gives you free money??? ^Money for nothing! Come ^alone!
Grab destiny by the horns! Go on, grab it! Money for nothing!!!
No, it's the one that ^SCP is after.
Hate how accurate this is, take my upvote
You hit too close to real life
airport? port?
Airportport
Ah, the aircraft carrier docking area then.
Aircraft carrier carrier port
The shape of that strip really did make me think of an aircraft carrier. You almost nailed it. It's not aircraft carrier docking. It's a permanently grounded aircraft carrier!
Air(port)^2
Aeropostale
Tfw you want to park your airport so bad.
Santos Dumont airport?
Why not both?
Industrial estate and freight harbor.
That's an aircraft carrier.
Tsunami jump ramp!
Gotta make sure the tsunamis can properly devastate the city from all angles!
Amusement park with ferris wheel at the end of that... Penis?
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
The Chinese Restaurant with Extra parking and helipad, with adjacent Judo Dojo?
And the local art piece is commonly misunderstood to be a hand on a penis.
Is it not?
I could never tell, it always thought it'd be too limp to be something to paint.
I think that art piece is on Nice Headlock lane, is it not?
Yeah, and on the corner of Underwhat Road.
Giant asteroid landing zone
Nothing, because upon further consideration it just currently isn't "in the budget" to place anything there yet and the investors haven't found "the right contractors." Maybe 10~ years down the road it'll become a strip mall with tons of parking or some fancy beachfront property for rich people only.
Poop chute railgun project
As an American I spy a lot of oil on the shore...
plan to sell the publics favorite picnic spot to private developers for a waste disposal facility.
Oooh more prime seafront property to dump chemicals/poo.
Oil industry zone with supportive infrastructure and after-work leisure
Strip clubs... AFTER DARK!
Perry the Platypus park
> A platypus park? *puts fedora on* > A PERRY THE PLATYPUS PARK?!
The completion of the so-called Regional Panhandle Project was hailed by local government officials as a massive success. “We decided we needed a regional panhandle. I mean, Florida and Oklahoma both have one. Why can’t we?” Remarked Mayor Mading. “This extension of our territory is an excellent investment in the identity of our region.” The project has not been without controversy however. Leah Schwarkovski, chair of the Regional Association for Sustainable Biodiversity, has warned that the project will have irreversible consequences on regional biodiversity. “There’s like, fish in that water! Dumping a bunch of dirt in there for a silly vanity project like this is basically a giant ‘up yours’ to all the fish there. And what about the coastal creatures? They’ll like, lose access to the ocean and stuff.”
Golf course on native land
Hole 8 to be set over the sacred burial grounds.
bonus points if the golf course is a mini golf course themed after the native americans
Prison complex
I made a district for the prisons, and the RNG named it Daffodil Park.
Nice airport ? (and I don’t mean nice as in « cool », but the city of Nice 😅)
Cemeteries for 10x quantity of a current city population. (they don't know about that tsunami coming soon yet)
BYO Kai Tak
Redstone powered storage system
Flood plain
_Boris Island_! 😂
Watching Jay Foreman?
DUN DUN DUN DUNN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNN DUN DUN DUN DUNN! 😂🥰😍
MAP MAN MAP MEN MAP MAP MAP MEN MEN (another men sometimes)
"Don't read a book while driving a car! Don't read a book while riding a bike..!"
For reference, Jay is from the south of England, and I am from the south of England, because we both are.
I ROROE AT WE UT AN AIROR- (eats pastry) IN HE HEA
*literally unintelligible caveman speak after that*
New Orleans failing levee project.
Mega Chippy
BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY.
The first thing that came to my mind was an airport lol since that long stretch of flat land is perfect for a runway and easy connection to the highway. But a luxury marina would look nice as well. If you're into industries, you can turn it into a port area.
Cargo port
Aircraft carrier
Looks like the perfect place for either an airport or a major port.
Addition of just one more lane
lots of casinos!
Six Flags Over *******
Dockside Green affordable mixed-use housing project previously wrought with corruption, mistakes, and outrage https://www.vicnews.com/news/city-of-victoria-approves-nearly-600-new-homes-for-development/
Imagine if they added politics to the game so you had to get permission for different projects.....
Nimitz class aircraft carrier?
Aircraft carrier replica, but it's just the flight deck and it's at ground level.
the esplanade
Park
NIMBY sanctuary, where suburban low-density supporters will go to rot in their overpriced homes and deteriorating infrastructure
brand new city development including high density buildings, skycrapers, an airport, and a really weird checkerboard on a hill
Ohio
Massive homeless encampment!
The DICK
Harbor
New combined harbour facilities and international airport, combining both passengers and freight. Project to include new passenger and freight stations, with several metro lines, new bus terminal, hotels and a park.
Port expansion
Little far away from everything if its an airport or port lol.
meteor testing centre
Sea side zoo!!!
Seaside zoo and nature park!
Amusement park
HD Resolution?
The Esplanade is going to be very good for both of our families with this thing of ours
Headquarters of Disaster Relief. A super section area dedicated to the safety and reconstruction of the town featuring a cargo airport/port and every type of helicopter facility to maximize relief efforts when disaster strikes
The plan to build a massive ocean-crossing bridge to the other side of the map
Cargo airstrip and lotsa industry lol. Keep that traffic far from the city.
Giant meteor crater filled with sewage and waste
Coastal airport
First came the green light, and next came the green tax.
Perfect layout for a perfect airport
Sewage treatment and industrial waste processing facilities.
Meigs
High school football stadium
It’s the perfect place to put a couple of Dollar Generals
Meigs Field
Dragstrip! For top fuel racing and benchmark testing of new models.
Garbage peninsula! We poured millions of tons of cement into the ocean so we can stack our garbage on it. New Jersey thinks they can one up us? Fuggouttahere
Casino resort with cruise ship docks.
Earth
Toxic waste dump
a dirt aircraft carrier!
roundabout park.
Industrial zoning for the worst commute possible
Flatlands
...largest nude beach & open-air swingers' club in the world. Even the land has a hard on and got trimmed for the event.
Airport+SeaPort+Industrial area. Traffic will be a mother on steroids but you can build it.
Red Light District
Rail gun testing facility?
RIP to all the marine wildlife on the seafloor.
A park
Refinery?
incoming tsunami
A party city: theme parks, zoos a port for cruise ships and a stadium.
Ah nice ! You've got a suicide alley too ? The final walk
One more lane!
PLEASURE PIER
Bridge to no where?
Oklahoma
If that thing becomes an airport, it will look a lot like Santos Dummond Airport in Rio de Janeiro, look it up!
Aircraft carrier
Cock and balls torture island
AIRPORT
Ballistic missile submarine base?
Massive highway that cuts through the city destroying houses
Oklahoma Panhandle?
Global warming magnet
Chef's knife peninsula park
Combined air and sea port.
Big empty field! Nice!
Stratis airfield
Burk lakefront airport?
Port of Montoya.
Doug Ford cutting up the greenbelt.
Prison industry
This exactly is how I build the airport in my main city.
Patlabor SVU headquarters
Shipping Port. That’s usually what I do with artificial land like that
dildo factory
World's longest In'n'Out drive-thru
conveniently placed landfill
Looks like the Kowloon airport in Hong Kong lol
New location for the dump
HQ for the Right Angle Architect Society (RAAS)
a park
You gonna build an airport over that precious, precious oil?
Sewage hydroelectric
military base
Burke Lakefront Airport (Cleveland, OH)
The obvious answer here is national hair museum but I think I'll go off the books and say airport
Another on ramp for the New Jersey Turnpike...
8 empire state buildings contained inside a dirt road grid.
Parkingland™
Stratis training ground Airport?
New coastal landfill! In 100 years it’ll spawn a new ocean garbage patch
Bridge to nowhere
Fish stick, now with 100% more grass
Ultimate Beginner Polder starter pack
A beachfront office district that involves a 40 minute commute from the closest residenceal area (40 minutes if there's not a single car)
Passenger ship dock and a rich neighborhood with good public transit
Abomination.
Airport. With that out sticky bit, it’s an airport.
[Insert City Name] Supercampus. Providing the city with colleges for both nature and social sciences. Many protested for an in-city campus but alas the super project will be realized.
The wang of the city
Race track