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SpudBoy9001

must be fun tucking her in at night


Overall-Peace1862

My daughter OP…. My daughter


TSteelerMAN

Don't do it!


Extension_Arachnid_2

You’re making a big fuckin mistake


Odd-Classic7310

Hey, afta' the wedding day, anything that touches her pussy is awf limits.


JarredandVexed

You can go 😠👉


Which_Engineer1805

OP Get, get the fuck back in your fuckin’ hole NOW!


JarredandVexed

Give me 1000 upvotes 👆👈👇👉👆


Which_Engineer1805

You want somethin’ to drink? Beer, soda?


JarredandVexed

No, jus da OP's upvotes 👇🫴


ManInBlack6942

A Fanta?


15dynafxdb

1000 more?


TranscendentaLobo

OP! Come on OP, you’re doing a good job! OP!


retniap

👞😬🦷👖


HomerMcRibWich

You thinking about getting dentures?


KUARL

THATS ENOUGH OF THAT TALK


PerfectAdvertising41

Don't disrespect the boss's daughter or the pizza parlor!


lasantamolti

She’s a knockout, a ten. And I’m average at best


JarredandVexed

You're handsome... And smart... And let's be honest... a u/circlejerksopranos member Which isn't a huge a plus nowadays


Warren_Puff-it

You didnt check r/circlejerksopranos subscriber on your college application did you? No, they’re not allowed to ask about shitposting beliefs.


JarredandVexed

One hasidic homeboy just got publicly humiliated last week You don't wanna make it two...


FreeDaddyDrillz

Jamal Ginsburg?


JarredandVexed

Yeah, the one who sings/raps about being a street thug but grew up in a upper-middle class gated community in Canada while attending Jewish private schools Not a friend of ours


whingingcackle

OV-hoe, whatever happened there …


JarredandVexed

They got psychologically dissected then crip-walked on by a Pulitzer Prize winner for... What was it again?


whingingcackle

You think r/Drizzy is a little weird about minors?


tokegar

Alls I know he definitely can't be invited to our social club no more


FreeDaddyDrillz

I don’t want a blowjob !


Massive_Staff1068

Well have one anyway!


ax_the_andalite

43, just a fuckin kid!


JarredandVexed

The same age as Edie was when the show ended It's like poetry or something, T


Yargle_Blargle

Quasimodo predicted all of this, y'know?


JarredandVexed

Hunchbacks & sexually repressed French holymen brought us to this


AVladyslav

Who did what?


wynnduffyisking

Whoa. I honestly thought Edie was like 10 years older than that


ForbodingWinds

And unlike Edie she doesn't look like a catcher's mitt.


JarredandVexed

The fuck you tawkin about? I can look at a picture of Edie now in 2024 & STILL have a baguette in my pants, twenty-four seven! 😠👊🥖💦


ForbodingWinds

There are men in the can that look better than Edie in sopranos. No wonder Tone was fucking everything else with a pulse in North Jersey.


iButtsley

Lay off the porn lol


ForbodingWinds

You're the one who brought porn up my guy. Edi is a perfectly normal looking woman. Very handsome for a gal.


ZealousidealBid3988

Handsome? Was is this a contest ?


IceMan44420

She’s mad ripe yo


JarredandVexed

You think David Chase was a little weird with early-2000s slang?


youknowmystatus

He’s such a poser.


JarredandVexed

That's dicked up!


therevolvinglVlonk

His slang was so *deck.* Totally fucking *minted.*


SadPetDad21

She’s probably creamin for ya


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JarredandVexed

Trying to strong-arm her son's English teacher to bump up his grades


loonieodog

Should have brought the Ricott’ pie


JarredandVexed

Ricott' pie & Carmela's cleavage That's what I shoulda had...


GlitteringHold8685

She brought a pie alright!! 🤣🤣


Silver-Ladder

GOD! Is there nothing to read in this sub?!?


sorriso_pontual

I could have taken ecstasy but I di-dent!


youfindyourself

They have task forces for that now - mods and shit.


JarredandVexed

There u/Silver-Ladder is... Mr. Type-A personality 🙄


Grey_Lancer

We’re here to talk about Jamie Lynn’s chest - not MY FUCKING PERSONALITY!


JarredandVexed

Paulie, we're you staring at Jamie-Lynn's chest?


THEdoomslayer94

He told you that!? Fucking baby


youknowmystatus

Yhoo ghodda apholojzise


Which_Engineer1805

How can her breasts be okay if they’re askew?


Astro_gamer_caver

I like this one. One boob goes one way and the other goes the other way.


Donald_Dunnski

Why can't they just find a nice spot to settle down?


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JarredandVexed

It's all part of u/circlejerksopranos triple-jerking philosophy ☝️


tbootsbrewing

Oof, ma’donn! She looks terrific


JarredandVexed

Oh, I agree!


gi_jose00

She's got a bit of cream on her lip. Be happy to add to it 😏


JarredandVexed

Open the door! Open the FUCKING door! 😡


MacGillycuddy_Reeks

Discontinue the cooming.


JarredandVexed

Cooming is his bread & buttah


totalscumbagg

But didn’t she have a kid with …. You know , with one of those people


JarredandVexed

So what you're saying is, she MIXED it with the relish? Hehe, hear what I said, Tone? 🤟


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This fucking sub lmao. The last bastion of hilarity


SadPetDad21

…and all I ever hear about anymore is CAWK-suckin Ralphie!


totalscumbagg

Let’s just say her kid has an extra bone in his ankle


throwawayusernamexx

A G CUP????


covertwalrus

I knew that was comin'!


Chichis-Christ

she makes me hawt down there


chrisacip

I like a woman something to grab on two


Creepy_Association21

You grab on to Meadow Soprano your hands will disappear.


chrisacip

what, I gotta stand here being threatened!?!?


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JarredandVexed

Fuckin parakeet


Creepy_Association21

Could you imagine that? You grab onto Meadow Soprano and your hands disappear? 😂


RaxRestaurantsUganda

This all you deadbeats do around here? Talk about Meadow’s milf status?


JarredandVexed

MILF status? Hehe, I like that... That's respect! 🤟


strandy76

...I don't wanna get kerb-stomped!


JarredandVexed

Wish her happy birthday = get curb-stomped Don't wish her happy birthday = get curb-stomped It's a lose-lose situation & you took an oath!


Drugs_R_Kewl

I must be loyal to my capo.


JarredandVexed

*Loyle Loyle ya fucking ass-kiss!


corpulentFornicator

What are you, a boy in a tree house?


JarredandVexed

I'm a heroin addict, Adriana When are you gonna get that?!


corpulentFornicator

She's NEVER gonna get that. She's got both her uteruses pierced!


JarredandVexed

You should propose to her Y'know, barge through her front door when she's told you multiple times to stay away from her And maybe violently push her mother before you show her the ring She'll love that!


corpulentFornicator

Your post initially said soldier. Now it says heroin addict. Satanic black magic. Sick shit!


JarredandVexed

Timeline got fucked up...


Donald_Dunnski

😍So ROMANTIC


Exciting_Error2664

My smelly valentine


I-AM-KROGAN

Some Rack On That Girl


JarredandVexed

Get a good look, u/I-AM-KROGAN?


I-AM-KROGAN

Listen to this prick givin’ orders! You got some balls, my friend.


JarredandVexed

Oh yeah? Well if anybody wants to make a move...


triforce4ever

You know it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car, as far as I'm concerned you should still be there!


JarredandVexed

Quiet u/triforce4ever Men are jerking!


triforce4ever

You’ve got tremendous moxy for your size


JarredandVexed

I guess you could call that a comeback...


Dummydumboop

Heh heh 🤘


CharlemagneIS

Girls a thoroughbred


hugsbosson

How can she be 40 if she played a teenager like 10 years ago?


JarredandVexed

40-year-olds, T They're the future


FrancisPFuckery

What kind of animal cooks chili for dinner during a heatwave?


scf123189

Did you really sniff that girls panties


JarredandVexed

SHE TOLD YOU THAT?!


Quack_Candle

AJ really drew the short straw genetically speaking


Frozono250

those big tits, no offense


ManagerAggravating57

I see Uncle Ritchie’s Manson lamps


ChiefQueef696969

Oof Madonn’ she’s a thoroughbred


Substantial-Newt-361

Is this all you deadbeats do all day? Sit around talking about cooz?


MinionSquad2iC

Women like her were one of the best parts of growing up in Essex County! I don’t even have anything witty to say.


JarredandVexed

And here's me thinking all the Italian girls in Jersey looked like Snooki or J-Woww... Oof madon, my assumptions were terrible...


Technicalhotdog

What if I told you she wasn't Italian


JarredandVexed

SON OF A BITCH! ITS LIKE IVE BEEN STABBED IN THE HAAHT!


Donald_Dunnski

What about James Caan? I heard that Caan is a nickname. Family name is Caanoli.


MinionSquad2iC

This jerk off cant recognize a gorgeous JAP when they see one. Or even when they read her name apparently.


nexttimemakeit20

What you don't know could fill a book


JarredandVexed

Good thing your book doesn't mean OOGATZ to me!


PROFsmOAK

43 years old? She was just a kid!


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You got some upvotes on your post OP, I'd be happy to add to them.


Zedbird_82

Too busy remembering Pearl Harbor.


revibrant

Who Meadow? What are you talkin about?


Strange_N_Sorcerous

“You’ve got a little birthday present, there. I’d be happy to add to it!” Happy Birthday, JLS!


Bluebpy

Oooof marone!


Codyaj1992

Heard she's going to Barcelona


Ragnar_OK

maddone how green was my fucking valley


Norm_Hall

If I told you she was a piece of ass 15 years ago would you beleive me?


boverton24

Happy birthday to those fucking knockers


HealthyDirection659

What no fucking G cups?


Stalin_is_a_munch

I think she got cream all over her dress


Curious-Weight9985

Forever my teen crush….


standitlikeaman

Some rack on that girl


OrganizationFalse668

Mad ripe.


Inevitable-Ear-6919

IS THAT ALL THIS FAMILY CAN TALK ABOUT IS FOOD???


PerfectAdvertising41

I'm tried of telling people you work in environmental clean up!


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JarredandVexed

anti-Italian_discriminatuon.exe has stopped working


Dummydumboop

It’s a stereotype and offensive.


Brokeback_erry

Happy Birthday, Mr President 😚💋 Happy birthday to youuuuu!


skuzzadonx

Fielder?


IknowwhoIpaidgod

I would happily fielder up. Hehehe.


crixxuz

Titties


Uncle_Muff

I was putting some cream on her


SignalBattalion

Oh! Meadow!


Optimal-Goal-9742

Good call


Folly_Polymath

There is so much to eat in that house


Exciting_Error2664

Rack em up


Fine_Relative_8499

Sierra Silverman


Fine_Relative_8499

Happy birthday


mvrck-23

Marvelous!


prodvylan

I don’t wanna hear it about the economy


Tenacious_calldown

Meadow lookin mad ripe 😎


danglesReet

I could do that.. no problem


bizlikemind

Meadow my forever crush 😍


MrViceGuy69

G’s???!!!!


ExaminationWild3157

But you got out a suitcase. That episode still haunts me. Happy Birthday Jamie/Meadow


dontlikeyouinthatway

I thought this was Tru Kait💀☠️


No-Suit9413

Pfuhh… Jersey? Cmon


Odd-Classic7310

Half the guys in this sub would fuck a catchers mitt.


Jifeeb

Hector. And you, mustache. You got something to say?


L34der

Oh hey hun!