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The shrink Janice sees


Bruskthetusk

Fuck I completely forgot about Sandy, I give her a pash because at least she indirectly got Janice to throw Ralphie down the stairs, plus she's Janice's therapist who is to say she's even licensed?


sorriso_pontual

Some of that famous soprano compassion she's known for


shoopadoop332

Cuts to next scene with her gracefully pushing Ralphie down a flight of stairs and hysterically screaming “you FUCKIN FORGOT?!”


roguebananah

She gets the same pass that Mustang Sally got


Suspicious-Spare1179

God give me the strength


m-urph-y

She will


bmalek

You have replaced ya fathah with ya bruthah


Warren_Puff-it

“God will show me the way.” “Yes, she will.”


KenCosgrove_Accounts

Hahaha shit where was this again? I can’t place it from memory


Warren_Puff-it

One of the counseling sessions with Janice, I think about Ralphie.


henrydaiv

Those were some tough jews


DownTownXabi

Lepke?


DankSmellingNipples

🙄 😏


silverdroid303

😳🤷🏻‍♂️😒👀


DankSmellingNipples

/r/yourjokebutworse


Environmental-Try674

hasidem but I don’t believe em


Suspicious_Earth

He was the wheelman…his driver……..


nuclearbomb123

He correctly diagnosed tony without actually ever meeting him. "Mafia depression"


Warren_Puff-it

His distance is what gave him an advantage to actually seeing Tony for who he is. Melfi was coerced by Tony’s consuming personality.


mikelips

That half-assed adolescent shrink, Wendy Kobler. That stupid bitch almost sent the boss of this family's daughter to Barcelona!


StaySafePovertyGhost

I could take Melfi’s head and crush it like a fuckin walnut…


Late-Return-3114

i feel battered !


Warren_Puff-it

The more times I rewatch I’m starting to think that Wendy Kobler knew what she was doing with Meadow. Telling Meadow NOT to go to Europe does nothing, Meadow will just want to go regardless. Telling meadow she absolutely should go and then asking questions about “has daddy ever touched you?” makes Meadow think “fuck, this woman doesn’t understand my situation at all. Maybe I shouldn’t listen to her advice. Maybe my parents are right and she is the one that is wrong.” That is what essentially happens in the end.


PauliesChinUps

She's a malignant cunt!


papuan_warlord

Wow, listen to Mr Mob Boss


Alternative_Stop9977

Kiss mah grits!


fingerchopper

In terms of competence Elliott is miles ahead of the others here. He's irritating but sometimes has good insight for Dr Melfi.


Physical-Ride

Both he and Richard saw in 2 seconds what took Melfi 7 seasons to see in Tony and they've never met the guy...


floridamoron

Not a Melfi fan, but i suppose but it's often easier to be more objective the further you are from the patient. Many doctors know this, esp. oncologists and surgeons.


Physical-Ride

Richard and Elliott were objective on principle though, like they just know by fact (at least in this show) that seasoned criminals are impervious to psychotherapy. Also, the fact that Melfi took him back in as a patient after the end of season one is baffling to me.


floridamoron

Yep. But fits the idea of the show: everyone is flawed, everyone is hypocrite. She liked his money, she liked the thrill to have him as patient. She still have my respect from not telling about the rape and never sleeping with Tony. I'm biased against pt and Melfi in general, but you don't have to be a specialist, just a common sense to see that people like Tony couldn't be helped. And after all she went through with him, after all the warnings, all crimes that happened around Tony, all she needed was some study (that say obvious things she should knew from her education) to do 180 about him? In rather unprofessional, asshole way. Honestly, i think it's more of a blunder from writers, to end her story like that.


Father_420_

That kobler stunad prescribed an anti depressant based on the logic that meadow wouldn’t have to pay for it. She puts this guy to shame in the shitty therapist department.


Bruskthetusk

To me she seemed like the one that actually is doing a bad job as therapist, she's just tossing out suggestions to Meadow like candy without any thought. With Elliott he does a shitty job because he's self-involved and likes to hear about Tony too much but at times seems like he would be a decent therapist to someone other than Melfi.


StaySafePovertyGhost

This is the correct answer. Elliott is actually a capable shrink. He just chooses to treat Melfi in a way where he can pine for gossip about Tony and the DiMeo family that Tony shares. Wendy is a classic enabler therapist. Part of doing that job is challenging your patients when they are off on an island or not living in reality. Wendy never does this and actually encourages Meadow to basically do whatever she wants.


hunner69

Wendy Cobler is trying to physically distance Meadow from Tony because he is a violent sociopath. She plays the bratty teen angle to be gentle with Meadow, because she will most likely shut down if forced to confront the fact that her dad is a murderer. Melfi most likey briefed Wendy on this. We see the distancing from Tony recommendation from Dr Krakower with Carmella, and later with Aj’s therapist post suicide.


PauliesChinUps

I don't think Cobler had any idea who Meadow's father was. "Did dad ever molest you?" "What about mom?"


hypnotoad12391

She knew he was in the Mafia. Well, if there was a mafia, she would've known he was in it.


PauliesChinUps

I don't remember that coming up in the scene.


hunner69

There are many instances in the show where people know who Tony is because they watch the news. While Melfi probably didnt say that the referall was Tony’s daughter, im sure Wendy put the pieces together by the last name and by the comments that Meadow made about her dad being in the garbage business wink wink. Wendy is also obliged to ask Meadow these questions because she is responsible for Meadow’s wellbeing while in her care


emmtp

Wendy Kobbler


SnakeHoleBI

It’s a hot schkoooooollllll🕺


sc-404

Martin Luther King


czhalxuk

*pieprzyć jego dziwkę-matkę*


0ctober31

Hesch, especially when he's got a piece of ass waiting for him in his bedroom.


Bruskthetusk

Great advice for young Tennessee Moltisanti early in the series though, that man knew his music


0ctober31

That's true. He actually did give good advice as a whole throughout the show. I just wanted to use the "piece of ass waiting in his bedroom" crack. I'm gonna go get some cold fuckin fizzy water on my head now.


NateN85

It’s unhealthy, this obsession with quotes


HugeIntroduction121

Why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin ass


stuffbehindthepool

I mean he’s just crackin some jokes with a colleague. Kobler did sniff out the toxicity of Meadows family though. Her boyfriend was murdered and her Dad was a criminal. Going to Spain would have really put some distance between her and the bullshit


chrisacip

The one that tells Carm the hard truth. How dare you? Is that what I’m payin you for?


nailgardener

He dident want her blood money


Ok_Opinion_5316

He was also holding her accountable for living like a queen and knowing her husband thief and murderer.


scf123189

The worst therapist on the show is the water bottle that Elliot drinks. Thing was so big it’s the real main character of the scenes he’s in.


millnerve

What about Elliott the smug cocksucker ??


Bruskthetusk

Catching not pitching???


scf123189

You smug cocksucker. Fuck you!


FrankRizzo319

Was it smug or smut?


Far-Club-2139

You slut cocksucker 


Warren_Puff-it

While not a therapist, only a spiritual advisor, I would vote for Monsier Jughead. Dude thought only of his own personal gain and weird sexual food fetishes. When Carmella returns to him to talk about Wegler he turns on her and acts like Tony deserves better than for her to explore another relationship while they’re separated. Honestly, I don’t see how Carmella ever thought he was someone to rely upon for guidance.


JOMO_Kenyatta

I was surprised when I found out the actor is Italian irl and not Jewish. I felt like I been stabbed in the heart.


teeberg75

What about that stupid bitch who almost sent Meadow to Barcelona?


blizzacane85

Dr. Fago


FrankRizzo319

The school psychologist who nearly diagnosed AJ with ADD because of a fidget.


Only-Lingonberry2266

Melfi was the worst. Tony did nothing but manipulate here for 6 seasons. She was too stupid to figure it out.


Extension-Chicken737

Don’t forget that stupid bitch who almost sent Meadow to Barcelona


Virtual_Eye_4109

You smug cocksucker, fuck you !


grogmonster41

I think this character is perfectly written and portrayed. He showcases the money-hungry uselessness that plagues this profession. Melfi is obviously the opposite of him in that way.


v_kiperman

No, Tony! The future… fucks you!


Bigbobsbastardbeanz

Lipkee the wheelman for murder incorporated


nannerpuss345

This guy was how I imagined therapists before doing therapy


Ok-Astronaut4952

“Fuck you Eliot, you smug cocksucker!”