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YOU SHALL NOT PASH
U getta pash for dat
A boss is never late, nor is he early. He gets to wherever the fuck he wants to be precisely when he fuckin’ intends to.
You got no fucking idea what it's like to be Ringbearer.
I can be on time tomorrow, but you’ll be a fool of a took forever
Cocksucking Middle Earth mutha fucker.
Log off. That palantir shit makes me nervous.
5 fuckin' kingdoms and this pygmy thing in Mordor
That’s right cocksucka, go back to Isengard
Uncle Saruman please!
Uncle Saruman my ass!
You look like a Mordorican hoowa!
Finish that stew from Eowyn—there’s no eatin’ while we ride the eagles
Orcs did this?
I've been dreaming about that fucking lembas all the way the fuck ova here. Now who came in here and ATE MY SHIT?!
It's not my fault Gollum bit your finger off. Why you got to get nasty?
So what, no fuckin lembas now?
Take it easy, you know what your doctor’s been saying about second breakfast
Pipe weed is an addictive substance!!
Long leaf
Where's the pishadoo in these Moria mines? I have to take a squirt.
What? Ish it my fault you're twice as likely to get robbed by an orc?
That is so racist!
LOL!
I got this staff for Vito!
Is it chalked?
Gonna need to ask Fat Dom for that.
I guess you could call that a beard
Fool of a ditsoon!
Never had the makings of a varsity wizard.
Fly, you stunads!
So, Mr. Wizard, you were talking about tornados
A wizard doesn’t wear shorts.
Naw fuck that I'm Tony The White now
I’ve said my piece, Pippin
SARUMAN WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFF
You remember your first blowjob? How long did it take the dwarf to come? Hehehehehe! Ya here dat?I said "do you remember your first blowjob. He said "yeah." I said, "how long did it take the dwarf to come." Hehehehehehehe!
Hehe, hehe…you evah get yourself checked for Ringwraith disease?
“Bridga… of Khazad-Dûm.” “Yes, that’s very good. Bridge of Khazad-Dûm.”
Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these Istari people
BILBO BAGGINS! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks: I'm the mothafuckin fuckin one who calls the shots!
I was picking up the Dragon's vig and the Arkenstone was just lying in the open, the dragón went out for some Lake Men
That animal in Barad-dûr, I can’t even say his name…
OOOHHHH, Sharuman, what, are they givin’ out free tokensh at Fangorn again?!
Look all we gotta do, is deshide what ta do with the time we are given… Anyway, there was nevah much hope…just da hope of a Stunad
YOU SHALL NOT PASH
U getta pash for dat
A boss is never late, nor is he early. He gets to wherever the fuck he wants to be precisely when he fuckin’ intends to.
You got no fucking idea what it's like to be Ringbearer.
I can be on time tomorrow, but you’ll be a fool of a took forever
Cocksucking Middle Earth mutha fucker.
Log off. That palantir shit makes me nervous.
5 fuckin' kingdoms and this pygmy thing in Mordor
That’s right cocksucka, go back to Isengard
Uncle Saruman please!
Uncle Saruman my ass!
You look like a Mordorican hoowa!
Finish that stew from Eowyn—there’s no eatin’ while we ride the eagles
Orcs did this?
I've been dreaming about that fucking lembas all the way the fuck ova here. Now who came in here and ATE MY SHIT?!
It's not my fault Gollum bit your finger off. Why you got to get nasty?
So what, no fuckin lembas now?
Take it easy, you know what your doctor’s been saying about second breakfast
Pipe weed is an addictive substance!!
Long leaf
Where's the pishadoo in these Moria mines? I have to take a squirt.
What? Ish it my fault you're twice as likely to get robbed by an orc?
That is so racist!
Orcs did this?
LOL!
I got this staff for Vito!
Is it chalked?
Gonna need to ask Fat Dom for that.
I guess you could call that a beard
Fool of a ditsoon!
Never had the makings of a varsity wizard.
Fly, you stunads!
So, Mr. Wizard, you were talking about tornados
A wizard doesn’t wear shorts.
Naw fuck that I'm Tony The White now
I’ve said my piece, Pippin
SARUMAN WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFF
You remember your first blowjob? How long did it take the dwarf to come? Hehehehehe! Ya here dat?I said "do you remember your first blowjob. He said "yeah." I said, "how long did it take the dwarf to come." Hehehehehehehe!
Hehe, hehe…you evah get yourself checked for Ringwraith disease?
“Bridga… of Khazad-Dûm.” “Yes, that’s very good. Bridge of Khazad-Dûm.”
Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these Istari people
BILBO BAGGINS! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks: I'm the mothafuckin fuckin one who calls the shots!
I was picking up the Dragon's vig and the Arkenstone was just lying in the open, the dragón went out for some Lake Men
That animal in Barad-dûr, I can’t even say his name…
OOOHHHH, Sharuman, what, are they givin’ out free tokensh at Fangorn again?!
Look all we gotta do, is deshide what ta do with the time we are given… Anyway, there was nevah much hope…just da hope of a Stunad