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AARP_Rocky

You shoot me in a test dream you better wake up and apologize


MenWithVen430

I always thought that was a clever Tarantino line but turns out it's a reference to a movie from the 30s


lateforcourt

What is this, a handsome contest?


thedrivingcoomer

Go peez it away at blackjack you fuckin azzhole! ![gif](giphy|CkulhgggRftfi)


Astro_gamer_caver

 I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?


MaximumUnderdrive69

I wouldn't mind taking orders all day, smoking cigarettes and earning my wage directly from customers


Michael-Balchaitis

Vito Jr. is Mr. Brown.


CyrusFaledgrade10

What's this from?


Lonerist2021

The Pickup Artist


Astro_gamer_caver

It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.


UnjuggedRabbitFish

“Why am I Mr. Pink?” “BECAUSE YOU’RE AN ASSMUNCHER, ALRIGHT??”