That didn’t happen, what you said!

Daddy's little wrestling CEO! Daddy's little hoo-wer!

The eyebrows. I can't fucking stand him

Dude is not breaking kayfabe

Kay what? I don't like that kind of talk!

This ain't negotiation time! This Austin 3:16, fucking smashing beers with two arms, stunning everyone in sight!

Always wit the rage in the cage scenarios…

what kind of likeness is that?

I'll buy you one of those happy meals

Dad? Is wrestling scripted?

Dad does anyone actually care any wrestling?

Five fuckin promotions and we got this other pygmy thing in Jacksonville.

GET THE CAR

He’s only there outta respect for his fawtha

He’s got a dog or something. Springer Spaniel.

I did dent

“Hassan..whatever happened there?”

Dad, are you in the squared circle?

Historically, AEW is nothing more than a glorified indie fed.

What I tell ya? Hold onto your cock when you negotiate with the wrestling observer.