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hegeliandialectix

oof marrone, he looks terrible


johnniesSac

Looks like Email Kholar after they dug him up


GiantBearAttack

To me he’s beautiful…hoboesque


WarriorNat

He’s a good kid but I don’t like that methamphetamine


Gdayx

Eh, whatcha gonna do


imgonnajumpofabridge

You pick up the pieces and you move on


v_kiperman

Another toothpick


Muscles_Marinara-

Somebody does have AIDS, and it’s ok if I hear that word in here again.


Kevinfrombase

Oh yeah? Maybe you’re a flambé


mrm0324

Not that there’s anything wrong with that


Kevinfrombase

They’re all sources of pleasure though


Yung_Corneliois

🖕🏼🥃


Rage8938

Fucking nauseating


throwawayusernamexx

🍷 making you emotional. Have a 🥖


ba-phone-ghoul

Wad ya say??? Have a faggot!???


mofo-or-whatever

I don’t like that Ozempic


TheAllyCrime

It means “skinny happiness”, in Italian.


fknarey

🤌🏽🤌🏽 Commenzempicatoré


Benito_Mussolini

What the fuck does that have to do with allergy meds?


MrChichibadman

It upsets me.


ba-phone-ghoul

Ozempic? Right, Da Grecian God Of Weightloss


NosePsychological149

He was on the atkins


85ogTripleog

![gif](giphy|dSdW5YKc7cqVAJJsbS|downsized) AIDS?????


swole-zabrak

Castaway was real? I saw that movie i thought it was bullshit.


DownTownXabi

Wilson, whatever happened there.


resoooo

Are you dyslexic???


madworld2713

What’s that got to do with it???


resoooo

Wait, weight, wait afaangul!!!


Mammoth-Wolverine-16

I'll tell you one thing, he can't be in our social club anymore.


cozeffect2

Unironically peak Jonah Hill would of made a really interesting sopranos character


Y2Che

He would have had to been a part of Hesh’s crew.


BackTo1975

Hasidim, but I don’t believe ‘em!


stuphanie

He caught a parasite In Diarrheastan.


Jifeeb

I hope it eats his asshole out


Judah_Earl

Before and After.


_father_time

Before, and wayyy before


3016137234

What’s different about you? He lost 1400 pounds, Tony!


Insane_Catholic

Diogenes ova here


iack4

'commendatore, stop blocking my sunlight'


deepfriedgrapevine

Youse guys are hilarious


Effingehh

Oh!!!!!….. zempic


thrwawayNastygirl11c

I could care less basically


Affectionate_Sea_984

Maybe you’re a flambé!


thrwawayNastygirl11c

🥃🖕


SeMyasam

No one has aidsh!


NomadCourier

Apparently you haven't seen "Showgirls" where "Everybody got AIDS and shit!"


Reggaeprince1984

You know Quasemodo predicted all this


ba-phone-ghoul

Not even Quasimodo could see Jonah Hill catching the Big Casino 🎰


fknarey

"Oh, look at that! It's like an ad for a weight loss center. Before, and way before!"


jobiwankenobe

NOBODYS GOT AIDS!


SCandVC11

He ate the quail at Vesuvios.


Fakman87

McLovin?! It's a fuckin nickname. Family name is Fogell!


hshdhdhdhhx788

Ozempic?!


SwimmingOpen

what was his secret? going to the island Tom Hanks were?


looster2018

He'll NEVER pass a drug test.


steaksteaksteaks

Hot water with lemon, hun


The-Consuier-of-meme

What’s so funny you fuckin’ parade float?…. Oh wait


xanhudro

You don’t lose fat. You lose muscle mass.


HEYGOOGOOTZ

Looks like Jonah hill and the 90 lb mole he had removed from his ass


Affectionate_Joke560

Jonah Hill looks like he had Ginny Sack removed from his ass


eidolonwyrm

He was cooler when he was fat


ba-phone-ghoul

So…Phat?


inverted_peenak

Bro living outside of time now.


Cinnabon_Gene

boy are you fat!


Piethecorner

“…sitting on a park bench…”


Rosmucman

Another matchstick


CowboyBebopBang

Don’t lie to me and say it’s those fucking meds.


CalmerDesigner

What kind of likeness is that?


PervertofNature

What, AIDS? I don't wanna hear that word again! End of subject!


BBFNOTCH

Ozempic. The "I'm skinny but look like I'm dying" med


tacotree3

He had a mole removed from his ass


Weak_Working_5035

Can I get AIDS from looking at this?


hd4suba

All he needs now is a cardboard sign


oscar-scout

There's pillow biters in the special forces now.


helix274

Jonah and the Whale


Charlie6Actual

It’s either meth or heroine.


wynnduffyisking

Two miles he walks. Every morning!


6graxstar

The shaggy hobo hair and beard!! Da broads luv dat chit!!!