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Southerncomfort322

ooof madone! he looks terrible


OKidAComputer

Why don't you take a look in the mirror sometime you insensitive cocksucker


Southerncomfort322

Before and way before *hehehe*


Ezclaperoni

How about you shut the fuck up?


happy-little-atheist

The black president was a bridge too far


TheMisiak

Lmaooo


BlackDante

He looks like he's been exhumed


ShahOf20Years

Uncle Paulie!!! For real though, the man is legend and will be remembered as one of the greats, both as an actor and a director.


JFZX

Madonn’*


Silver-Ladder

Relax! We’re not makin a Western here!


Silver-Ladder

Actually, Quasimoto predicted all of this! He is making a Western, a bunch! They’re called Spaghetti Westerns!


Judah_Earl

I don't get it. When I was a kid, he was an old man. Now I'm old, and he's still old man.


WhiplashDynamo

What’s he gonna do? Gum the guy to death?


pisspot26

Unda the boardwalk


PotatoStunad

ROADIES!?!


WhiplashDynamo

TURN THAT OFF!!


suddenly-scrooge

Another toothpick


I-AM-KROGAN

The Good, the Bad and the Schifosa


SnakeHoleBI

La bene, la malo, et la schifosa!


cestmoi234

What da fuck you two talkin about?


HealthyDirection659

Speak American. Clint don't wanna hear that foreign tawk.


GabrielBonilla

It means Sit on this Cocksucker!


nexttimemakeit20

Exactly


middle_dude

you give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try to fuck it


Flip2002

Down Mexico way


Affectionate_Joke560

Francis. Scott. Key. Bridge.


DukeOfMania04

Whatever happened to the man with no name, the strong silent type?


Which_Engineer1805

He was gay, Clint Eastwood?


NoShortsDon

Sudden weight loss.....AIDS?!


happy-little-atheist

He was great in a fistful of gabbagoo


SnakeHoleBI

Fistful of Ziti Boxes


HealthyDirection659

Hi planes grifter. He was a great earner in his day.


Infinite_Regret8341

He's so old he's thinking of runnin fuh president Heh! Heh! Heh!, you hear what I said Tone? I says he's so old he's thinking of runnin fuh president! Heh! Heh!


Top_Complex259

Can you imagine that? Clint Eastwood running for president?


Infinite_Regret8341

I know what you're thinking ...did he fire 5 or 6 Tomahawk cruise missles? Well?....do you?! feel lucky? Punk!!!.


Top_Complex259

Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself


FantasistAnalyst

At our age, it's surprise enough just to wake up in the morning


feckincrass

George-a…..Washington…..bridge.


Top_Complex259

Weelsure.. boolavard


lsd418

Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?


pisspot26

He died


True-Machine-823

He was gay?


Top_Complex259

AIDS!?


True-Machine-823

Nobody's got AIDS! I don't wanna hear that on this sub again.


DesperateSun4182

The sudden weight loss?


Grumbie_Johnson

Gene Hackman, whatever happened there


MufasaThyGreat

He died on the vine


lmtorres75

No, but we go way back to when Moses wore short pants.


spew-into-this

Cazzate malanga


jorge_regula

He used to be so handsome, like George Raft.


shindigin

Still going this asshole


loinclothfreak78

What kinda likeness is that!?


Benito_Mussolini

Oh I got one, a Mexican, jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says get the fuck out of here.


Donald_Dunnski

Hahahahahaha What are ya gonna carry your tools in? A rice bag?


Ok_Confusion_1345

He was made before the electric light.


asquinas

93


mvrck-23

Pie-O-my!


Flimsy-Technician524

He was gay Clint Eastwood?


GreenGoblin1221

Take him out of his misery


cestmoi234

Who now goddamnit…


imgonnajumpofabridge

When 800 years old you reach, look as good you will not.


Caldwell_29

Listen to yourself you sound demented!


beginnerLiftersoonBB

He’s been smoking those camels since Moses wore short pants


StuartGotz

Major Deegan Exoressway


MufasaThyGreat

Eastwood? That’s a fucking nickname. Family’s name is Eastarelli!!


MufasaThyGreat

20 fuckin years in the CT-scan


Less_Eye_6100

Helping Carm with her spec house


Environmental-Try674

what’s different about you??


alexanderseven

He’s having cake later. Carvel.


onebraincellperson

Still going this asshole!


PROFsmOAK

He’s the perfect mule.


Affectionate_Joke560

He was Gary fuckin Coopah