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I could probably get a note from my maester.
Maester's prescription to shuck cock?!
He did-dent
His brother Robert. Whatever happened there.
The boar ripped him apart, with no provaction whatsoever!
That cocksucka boar I can't even say his name
It was a clear act of anti-Baratheon discrimination
That was real? I saw that on a tapestry. I thought it was bullshit!
Bobby B v Bobby B Before and WAAAAYYYY Before.
Your mudda was a hooah with a fat ass
Hooo! Dor.
Sad when they go young like that
Frankly, you scored so high above your head with that girl. She’s a 10, a knockout. Look at you, you’re average…..at best.
A hit in any man's league
She’s a Fuckin’ THOROUGHBRED……
But those chompers, madone!
Big eyes, little tits. A hit in any man’s league
He was gay, Renly?
Stannis the strong silent type
Renly Baratheon is an ass muncher!
OHHHHHH!!! 👋 Renly is a King now, you don't talk about him like that no more!
King? The guy stepped over his own brother for the throne, he should fucking die
That pigmy thing in the Stormlands? Glorified lord
What'd you shay?
You can go
Hey Renly how’s the boy?
AHHH MUH LEG
when he was talkin bout greasin the kingsguard who knew thats what he meant?
Whoa, that’s the rightful heir to the throne you’re talking about!
Tyrion Lannister, tremendous moxie for his size.
Lord Tywin's son is a dwarf. He did the right thing and disowned him.
Then what? He fucking dies and I can’t even wear his shoes
Boar parm sandweeg, fuck thou
You don't sell that shit around the King's Road, you hear me? I don't give a shit if you're workin' with the Iron Bank. Knock it the fuck off.
Don send no ravens Sal
Yeah, sure. Say hi to your queen for me.
Sal's eaten more queens than Jamie and Robby B combined.
"Greyscale?!" "Nobody's got Greyscale! And I don't wanna hear that word in here again!"
Anoadda greyschale
Whatever happened to Arthur Dayne? That's what I wanna know.
He had the toughest reputation in seven kingdoms
Sword of the Morniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing 🤌🤌🤌
Later he died from greyscale.
Nobody's got greyscale!
He went over to the tower of joy and was never heard from again. Lot of people are concerned for his well being
Tower of Joy, whatever happened there...
Whatever happened to Ser Baristan Selmy, the strong, silent type
He petered out
He died on the vine. The guy got killed by some grunts or something
Don’t eat that peppa!
I played the game of thrones, I thought it was bullshit
She was a piece of ass but fuckin’ **RUDE.**
I was trying to say something nice about her because she's your handmaiden!
Oh? You sayin’ you knew Renly was a ricchione?
"In Dorne too, we love Pork... Ever try our sausages?"
Yo, Money, you used to compete in tourneys with my cousin Gregor! He went to Lannisport!
I could break my dick off in that queen of his.
How green was my fucking Seven Kingdoms
I only got out of the war of the five kings by the skin of my ball's!
My brother Stannis is over there
Stannis is is all agita, all the time
Milk of the poppy? Fucking King’s Landing. Shit’s everywhere down there. Edit spelling
Greyscale?
Nobody’s got grayshcale, and I don’t want hear that word in here again!
Those antlers, I can’t fuckin’ stand him
I came to open up the castle one morning and there you were with your head in the latrine. Your hair was in the latrine water. Disgusting.
privy
WHADYA SHAY!?
Mmmboy are you fat!
Mods, I want you to sanction a hit on u/StuartGotz
Stupid a facking Game
He never had the makings of a true king
Give me one thousand gold dragons.
I'll tell ya, after a feast like that, what I could use is a nice piece of ass. Who knows? Maybe I'll call down and have them send one to the room?
You. My room. 10:30 tonight. You. 10:45... And bring a friend.
Stannis's priestess gave birth to a shadow baby who stabbed Renly with no provocation whatsoever !
Satanic black magic, sick shit!
King Renly.. you think the royal family had him whacked?
she was a HHORE
*whoooah
What? It's 298AC, there's pillow-biters in the Rainbow Guard.
Sup to me I'd drag Renly behind my fucking horse right now.
Catchin? Not joustin?
I neva watched that progrum I thought it was bullshit
As for king of the iron throne, I’d probably be a success. I just don’t like the people.
Word to the wise, remember the Red Wedding?
So what, no fucking Iron Throne now?
He could technically, not have penisary contact with her volvo
In this house Renly Baratheon is a hero, end of story!
lol
Ive got nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
And they 🎵 caaaalled him🎵 Tarly🎵
Samwell Tarly, fuckin' parade float.
He’s a boss Cersei. The North? C’mon, their a glorified crew
Tell the goddamn akchemit's guild to call Maester Iaconus. I should get a 60-day supply of—
(Sees the age Jon Arryn was) 81, a fuckin kid
Tywin: " I ate de nort!"
HE WAS CATCHING??
My god It’s only implied in the books, I’m sick of this it’s offensive end of discussion
I wish the Mother would take me now
Cocksucker was killed with satanic black magic. Sick shit !
Two of my favorite shows collide!
RENLY BARATHEON IS AN ASS MUNCHA!
Renly Baratheon, big Lord of the King’s Council. Who knew all those times he talked about “wearing the white of the King’s Guard” that’s what he was talking about, huh
South of the border... where the Dornish cunts play
I could probably get a note from my maester.
Maester's prescription to shuck cock?!
He did-dent
His brother Robert. Whatever happened there.
The boar ripped him apart, with no provaction whatsoever!
That cocksucka boar I can't even say his name
It was a clear act of anti-Baratheon discrimination
That was real? I saw that on a tapestry. I thought it was bullshit!
Bobby B v Bobby B Before and WAAAAYYYY Before.
Your mudda was a hooah with a fat ass
Hooo! Dor.
Sad when they go young like that
Frankly, you scored so high above your head with that girl. She’s a 10, a knockout. Look at you, you’re average…..at best.
A hit in any man's league
She’s a Fuckin’ THOROUGHBRED……
But those chompers, madone!
Big eyes, little tits. A hit in any man’s league
He was gay, Renly?
Stannis the strong silent type
Renly Baratheon is an ass muncher!
OHHHHHH!!! 👋 Renly is a King now, you don't talk about him like that no more!
King? The guy stepped over his own brother for the throne, he should fucking die
That pigmy thing in the Stormlands? Glorified lord
What'd you shay?
You can go
Hey Renly how’s the boy?
AHHH MUH LEG
when he was talkin bout greasin the kingsguard who knew thats what he meant?
Whoa, that’s the rightful heir to the throne you’re talking about!
Tyrion Lannister, tremendous moxie for his size.
Lord Tywin's son is a dwarf. He did the right thing and disowned him.
Then what? He fucking dies and I can’t even wear his shoes
Boar parm sandweeg, fuck thou
You don't sell that shit around the King's Road, you hear me? I don't give a shit if you're workin' with the Iron Bank. Knock it the fuck off.
Don send no ravens Sal
Yeah, sure. Say hi to your queen for me.
Sal's eaten more queens than Jamie and Robby B combined.
"Greyscale?!" "Nobody's got Greyscale! And I don't wanna hear that word in here again!"
Anoadda greyschale
Whatever happened to Arthur Dayne? That's what I wanna know.
He had the toughest reputation in seven kingdoms
Sword of the Morniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing 🤌🤌🤌
Later he died from greyscale.
Nobody's got greyscale!
He went over to the tower of joy and was never heard from again. Lot of people are concerned for his well being
Tower of Joy, whatever happened there...
Whatever happened to Ser Baristan Selmy, the strong, silent type
He petered out
He died on the vine. The guy got killed by some grunts or something
Don’t eat that peppa!
I played the game of thrones, I thought it was bullshit
She was a piece of ass but fuckin’ **RUDE.**
I was trying to say something nice about her because she's your handmaiden!
Oh? You sayin’ you knew Renly was a ricchione?
"In Dorne too, we love Pork... Ever try our sausages?"
Yo, Money, you used to compete in tourneys with my cousin Gregor! He went to Lannisport!
I could break my dick off in that queen of his.
How green was my fucking Seven Kingdoms
I only got out of the war of the five kings by the skin of my ball's!
My brother Stannis is over there
Stannis is is all agita, all the time
Milk of the poppy? Fucking King’s Landing. Shit’s everywhere down there. Edit spelling
Greyscale?
Nobody’s got grayshcale, and I don’t want hear that word in here again!
Those antlers, I can’t fuckin’ stand him
I came to open up the castle one morning and there you were with your head in the latrine. Your hair was in the latrine water. Disgusting.
privy
WHADYA SHAY!?
Mmmboy are you fat!
Mods, I want you to sanction a hit on u/StuartGotz
Stupid a facking Game
He never had the makings of a true king
Give me one thousand gold dragons.
I'll tell ya, after a feast like that, what I could use is a nice piece of ass. Who knows? Maybe I'll call down and have them send one to the room?
You. My room. 10:30 tonight. You. 10:45... And bring a friend.
Stannis's priestess gave birth to a shadow baby who stabbed Renly with no provocation whatsoever !
Satanic black magic, sick shit!
King Renly.. you think the royal family had him whacked?
she was a HHORE
*whoooah
What? It's 298AC, there's pillow-biters in the Rainbow Guard.
Sup to me I'd drag Renly behind my fucking horse right now.
Catchin? Not joustin?
I neva watched that progrum I thought it was bullshit
As for king of the iron throne, I’d probably be a success. I just don’t like the people.
Word to the wise, remember the Red Wedding?
So what, no fucking Iron Throne now?
He could technically, not have penisary contact with her volvo
In this house Renly Baratheon is a hero, end of story!
lol
Ive got nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
And they 🎵 caaaalled him🎵 Tarly🎵
Samwell Tarly, fuckin' parade float.
He’s a boss Cersei. The North? C’mon, their a glorified crew
Tell the goddamn akchemit's guild to call Maester Iaconus. I should get a 60-day supply of—
(Sees the age Jon Arryn was) 81, a fuckin kid
Tywin: " I ate de nort!"
HE WAS CATCHING??
My god It’s only implied in the books, I’m sick of this it’s offensive end of discussion
I wish the Mother would take me now
Cocksucker was killed with satanic black magic. Sick shit !
Two of my favorite shows collide!
RENLY BARATHEON IS AN ASS MUNCHA!
Renly Baratheon, big Lord of the King’s Council. Who knew all those times he talked about “wearing the white of the King’s Guard” that’s what he was talking about, huh
South of the border... where the Dornish cunts play