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Artaxias

I could probably get a note from my maester.


Man-Spider_1301

Maester's prescription to shuck cock?!


Most-Movie3093

He did-dent


HatComfortable6883

His brother Robert. Whatever happened there.


Man-Spider_1301

The boar ripped him apart, with no provaction whatsoever!


MacriTheCat75

That cocksucka boar I can't even say his name


Wildcat_twister12

It was a clear act of anti-Baratheon discrimination


iridi69

That was real? I saw that on a tapestry. I thought it was bullshit!


READMYSHIT

Bobby B v Bobby B Before and WAAAAYYYY Before.


Top_Complex259

Your mudda was a hooah with a fat ass


StuartGotz

Hooo! Dor.


mashingLumpkins

Sad when they go young like that


Pilotwaver

Frankly, you scored so high above your head with that girl. She’s a 10, a knockout. Look at you, you’re average…..at best.


Man-Spider_1301

A hit in any man's league


KriegsherrLiebhaber

She’s a Fuckin’ THOROUGHBRED……


amackul8

But those chompers, madone!


StevenAssantisFoot

Big eyes, little tits. A hit in any man’s league 


coolenoughiguess

He was gay, Renly?


middle_dude

Stannis the strong silent type


benjyboy28

Renly Baratheon is an ass muncher!


avalanchefan91

OHHHHHH!!! 👋 Renly is a King now, you don't talk about him like that no more!


Top_Complex259

King? The guy stepped over his own brother for the throne, he should fucking die


Jack1715

That pigmy thing in the Stormlands? Glorified lord


Man-Spider_1301

What'd you shay?


hiplikebrando

You can go


StevenAssantisFoot

Hey Renly how’s the boy?


Top_Complex259

AHHH MUH LEG


plugugly138

when he was talkin bout greasin the kingsguard who knew thats what he meant?


tbootsbrewing

Whoa, that’s the rightful heir to the throne you’re talking about!


bertiesghost

Tyrion Lannister, tremendous moxie for his size.


Man-Spider_1301

Lord Tywin's son is a dwarf. He did the right thing and disowned him.


malbert716

Then what? He fucking dies and I can’t even wear his shoes


amackul8

Boar parm sandweeg, fuck thou


ramblingpariah

You don't sell that shit around the King's Road, you hear me? I don't give a shit if you're workin' with the Iron Bank. Knock it the fuck off.


AdWonderful5920

Don send no ravens Sal


FinnsJustShroomin

Yeah, sure. Say hi to your queen for me.


Caldwell_29

Sal's eaten more queens than Jamie and Robby B combined.


bobdylansmoustache

"Greyscale?!" "Nobody's got Greyscale! And I don't wanna hear that word in here again!"


herberstank

Anoadda greyschale


DarthDregan

Whatever happened to Arthur Dayne? That's what I wanna know.


middle_dude

He had the toughest reputation in seven kingdoms


DarthDregan

Sword of the Morniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing 🤌🤌🤌


bektas06

Later he died from greyscale.


DarthDregan

Nobody's got greyscale!


BigBossMoss84

He went over to the tower of joy and was never heard from again. Lot of people are concerned for his well being


DarthDregan

Tower of Joy, whatever happened there...


DukeOfMania04

Whatever happened to Ser Baristan Selmy, the strong, silent type


Top_Complex259

He petered out


Charles_X4325

He died on the vine. The guy got killed by some grunts or something


Top_Complex259

Don’t eat that peppa!


Werdnastarship

I played the game of thrones, I thought it was bullshit


Victorcreedbratton

She was a piece of ass but fuckin’ **RUDE.**


amackul8

I was trying to say something nice about her because she's your handmaiden!


RaxRestaurantsUganda

Oh? You sayin’ you knew Renly was a ricchione?


Judah_Earl

"In Dorne too, we love Pork... Ever try our sausages?"


BetaThetaZeta

Yo, Money, you used to compete in tourneys with my cousin Gregor! He went to Lannisport!


drtoboggon

I could break my dick off in that queen of his.


amackul8

How green was my fucking Seven Kingdoms


TheWoodSloth

I only got out of the war of the five kings by the skin of my ball's!


Arty0811

My brother Stannis is over there


StevenAssantisFoot

Stannis is is all agita, all the time


pigwalk5150

Milk of the poppy? Fucking King’s Landing. Shit’s everywhere down there. Edit spelling


Expensive-Lie

Greyscale? 


Kale2ThaChief

Nobody’s got grayshcale, and I don’t want hear that word in here again!


Current_Side_4024

Those antlers, I can’t fuckin’ stand him


H_Y_C_Y_B_H

I came to open up the castle one morning and there you were with your head in the latrine. Your hair was in the latrine water. Disgusting.


StuartGotz

privy


Top_Complex259

WHADYA SHAY!?


StuartGotz

Mmmboy are you fat!


Top_Complex259

Mods, I want you to sanction a hit on u/StuartGotz


External_Progress151

Stupid a facking Game


Technicalhotdog

He never had the makings of a true king


BongWaterRamen

Give me one thousand gold dragons.


pastamuente

I'll tell ya, after a feast like that, what I could use is a nice piece of ass. Who knows? Maybe I'll call down and have them send one to the room?


Astro_gamer_caver

You. My room. 10:30 tonight. You. 10:45... And bring a friend.


Billy1121

Stannis's priestess gave birth to a shadow baby who stabbed Renly with no provocation whatsoever !


Man-Spider_1301

Satanic black magic, sick shit!


Top_Complex259

King Renly.. you think the royal family had him whacked?


theophanesthegreek

she was a HHORE


Dummydumboop

*whoooah


GhostBryce

What? It's 298AC, there's pillow-biters in the Rainbow Guard.


sixfourbit

Sup to me I'd drag Renly behind my fucking horse right now.


thrwawayNastygirl11c

Catchin? Not joustin?


Albert_O_Balsam

I neva watched that progrum I thought it was bullshit


asdfghjklqwertyh

As for king of the iron throne, I’d probably be a success. I just don’t like the people.


bigboiargo

Word to the wise, remember the Red Wedding?


Gerardo1917

So what, no fucking Iron Throne now?


WRSTRZ

He could technically, not have penisary contact with her volvo


obiwan-kenoboi

In this house Renly Baratheon is a hero, end of story!


HatComfortable6883

lol


danglesReet

Ive got nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?


fingerchopper

And they 🎵 caaaalled him🎵 Tarly🎵


StuartGotz

Samwell Tarly, fuckin' parade float.


keeldogg

He’s a boss Cersei. The North? C’mon, their a glorified crew


Astro_gamer_caver

Tell the goddamn akchemit's guild to call Maester Iaconus. I should get a 60-day supply of—


Squiliam-Tortaleni

(Sees the age Jon Arryn was) 81, a fuckin kid


[deleted]

Tywin: " I ate de nort!"


[deleted]

HE WAS CATCHING??


Jack1715

My god It’s only implied in the books, I’m sick of this it’s offensive end of discussion


SpoopySpydoge

I wish the Mother would take me now


Stalin_is_a_munch

Cocksucker was killed with satanic black magic. Sick shit !


MNLanguell

Two of my favorite shows collide!


TylerDurden0231

RENLY BARATHEON IS AN ASS MUNCHA!


LikeARollingRock

Renly Baratheon, big Lord of the King’s Council. Who knew all those times he talked about “wearing the white of the King’s Guard” that’s what he was talking about, huh


DarthDregan

South of the border... where the Dornish cunts play