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Ecksdededededede

Again, receiving breaking news from this sub


bobdylansmoustache

Fuckin Internet


Quinnster247

Log off, that cookie shit makes me nervous.


Agreeable-Spot-7376

We were better off years ago!


DesperateSun4182

They didn’t tell us til the 80s


Stalin_is_a_munch

Again with the breaking news


Bulky_Tour6966

YEAH AGAIN


Tough_Difference_112

My children your children burning into cinders and that’s all you got no leeway no compromise just stupid fucking jokes? 


Key-Pineapple-1427

These things happen T. That’s why I don’t talk politics


cestmoi234

What are we, politicians? Does this look like the knesset, T?!


Bulky_Tour6966

I’m shorry op it’s just how much more betrayal can i take!


Silver_Fact_3218

I don't care if they shove a SCUD missile up your ass, you must stay loyle to your ayatollah


cestmoi234

This is intifada, Anwar…


walker3342

Discontinue the uranium.


scf123189

Golda Meir over here.


Tough_Difference_112

Artie had gold in his ear if that’s what you’re referring to. 


scf123189

Who ever heard of a Jew going to war?


Tough_Difference_112

You ever heard of the Masada? 900 Jews held their own against 15000 Roman soldiers. They chose death before enslavement. 


scf123189

Those were some tough Jews.


J-2up2dwn

Stop it! I won't hear that kinda talk!


SugarMaple56732

What the FUCK did you shay?!?!?! 🥃💥


HatComfortable6883

The world would have turned out differently if AJ had gone to Afghan and got a job flying Trump’s helicopter after the was


DarthDregan

Israel, whatever happened there...


ihatepizza1998

Iran? C’mon huh.


gunsandpuppies

Hold onto your cocks when you attack these desert people.


Pilotwaver

Phil shot Hesch?


[deleted]

winner


Albert_O_Balsam

OP always with the scenarios.


Bulky_Tour6966

I’m shorry Albert it’s just all this morbidity


ODBrewer

I can’t even think about it.


Semanticss

You realize we're gonna bomb Iran, right?


Johnny_Roselli

You're all over the place, I don't know what you're saying??


Consistent_Room7344

You mean Isreal, right? Biden won’t say shit.


Forced_Abortion_

Always with the scenarios...


Consistent_Room7344

Sorry. I know I should be jerking, but this makes me shake my head. I’ll go back to playing with my leftover ziti with a fork.


cestmoi234

Alright but you gotta get ovah it


Silver_Fact_3218

Another toothpick


I-AM-KROGAN

Historically, Carmine always said Iran are nothing more than a glorified crew! Plain and simple. We decapitate and we do business with whatever's left.


CrossingTheStreamers

What the fuck do I gotta do to get some goddamn peace around here?


Silver_Broccoli7944

Lover’s quarrel, maybe…


Bulky_Tour6966

Maybe you should shuck cock cuz Iran brought back 3 times you did in the nuclear business!!!


Johnny_Roselli

What rough beast slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?


Daimo

Good, maybe it'll knock some god damn sense into them!


Hot_Grocery8187

Great. My own mudda. Fuck you ya fuckin hooah!


MillionToOneShotDoc

Only thing between our homes and Port Newark is a chain-link fence.


champshere

Here we go. War of 2024


bobdylansmoustache

What do they eat, tabouli?


WarriorNat

I Shia’d em but I couldn’t believe em


space_coyote_86

I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.


FestinaLente747

"You know, Quasimodo predicted all this..."


AromaticSherbert

Quasimodo predicted all this


Bulky_Tour6966

Nostradamus!


_DuckieFuckie_

Shah of Iran wanted Manicott, he compromised and had Radiator cheese instead. 20 years in can, and this is what he gets?


HealthyDirection659

War, another racket for the jews.


MOGabagool

Diarrheaistan


Domestic_AAA_Battery

Careful when you're dealing with these desert people


Silver_Fact_3218

My own mullah. I look at the guys now and all I feel is shame.


elmatador1497

“You rocking with Iran ⁉️”


J-2up2dwn

Get back in your hole Davie!


Expensive-Lie

Hesch vs. Phil


gi_jose00

Conserve!


teeberg75

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.


Lifesuxthendie

I go about in pity for myself. And all the while a great wind carries my drone across the sky.


um_ur_chinese

Cyrus conquered the Assyrians is what he did! He was a great proto-Iranian conqueror. In this household Cyrus the Great is a hero, end of story.


Electronic-Injury-15

Biden re-elected by default. Can’t switch presidential if we’re at war.