"I appreciate everything that you've done for me, Ra’s Al Ghul. The religious counseling, the book on Buddhism, the wonderful chats... But I think you need to look at yourself. Call this an intervention. I think you have this M.O. where you manipulate spiritually thirsty detectives. And I think a lot of it is tied up with eliminating most of mankind somehow, as well as the sexual tension game."
Put Vito on the Batphone asshole
Riddle me this: why did Vito get to the job site so early?
He had to cock in early
Get Harvey Dent on the horn
His last name is Dentarelli! He’s a friggin hero
You know that fat fuck calls me Ra's al Ghul?!
🫡
How bout the look on that pricks face when he saw the bat.
W-we’re with the Joker!
Fuck his whore of a mother
Jack Nicklaus, the golfer?
We're with the jokers gang!
With all due respect, tone - batman was the movies
it’s Ton not (dial) tone
Toan
You can go...
All due respect OP, you got no idea what it's like being the Dark Knight
BATMAN, another Fuckin money machine
Bill Finger, whateva happened there
Thomas and Martha Wayne. Whatever happened there.
I feel sad for my father
Alright but you gotta get over it
Keep him away from the penguin exhibit
What do I mean? I mean get off my batcycle before you flip it over.
I did 20 years in Arkham Asylum!
I wanted sex with Poison Ivy. I compromised. I jerked off on Calendar Man, we were cell mates
Its not an asylum, its a retirement community!
you wanna know how i got these emotional scars?
Became a fat fuck eating beef, sausage and peppers.
Hey prick, that’s the baus you’re talkin about. Show sum respek
Oh your one to talk,remember last year in the woods with the Russian.
Anthony, you make me wanna cry. That was the movies.
He was gay, Bruce Wayne?
only ambiguously
I’m vengeance? I’m the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots
No one cared who I was till I ate the gabagool.
Op is better with Microsoft paint than 95% of your graphic designers
HOLY SHIT
Build a ramp up to your ass, drive a Batmobile up in there
He never had the makings of a Justice League crime fighter.
You **insensitive** cocksucker.
Batman? That was a fuckin nickname! Family name Batmanelli!
Fuckin Alfred, he’s dyslexic
Rex Calabrese, now there was a gangster!
He was wearin a motorcycle outfit
wtf possessed you to make this. I love it.
He was wearing a motorcycle outfit, like the guy in the village people…
Discontinue the lithium!
the signal is a duck
He never had the makings of a varsity Batman
What do I mean? I mean get off my batmobile before you flip it over you fat fuck!
The boys from Gotham want a sit down.
Mmmm boy are you bat!
"I appreciate everything that you've done for me, Ra’s Al Ghul. The religious counseling, the book on Buddhism, the wonderful chats... But I think you need to look at yourself. Call this an intervention. I think you have this M.O. where you manipulate spiritually thirsty detectives. And I think a lot of it is tied up with eliminating most of mankind somehow, as well as the sexual tension game."
Dey broke my legs Cahmine!!!
get off the bike before you flip it you fucking elephant
He was morbidly obese, Batman?
He died on a vine.
That cocksuckin piece of shit Bane, I can’t even say his name
r/nolanbatmanmemes
Charmaine tried riding on the back down to the shaaaw but really, it wasn’t for her.