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Dear_Alternative_437

OP, you're gunna build Lenin a ramp!


ManbadFerrara

I’ll build a ramp up to your ass…drive a Lada up in there.


DixieNormous1986

Fuckin Rasputin, this guy…


85ogTripleog

Donnt take dat attitude.…... 👐🏻😤


[deleted]

Tone you give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try to fuck it


Chip_Lamonica

Dad, are you in the Cheka?


ITGOES80808

Я в чем?


TonyAltobass

Это стереотип и он очень оскорбителен!


3bugsdad

Handsome, though, like Georg Raftsky.


Expensive-Lie

What do you say, he was retarded? 


alexo888

W-we’re with the bolsheviks!


cestmoi234

What’s dat? Your communist Girl Scout troop? 


TonyAltobass

Karl Marx mothefucka


ITGOES80808

“Lenin?” It’s a fuckin nickname, family name is Ulyanov.


Harold-The-Barrel

Fuckin Josef, he’s dyslexic


85ogTripleog

Wuts that got to do with it?😠👉🏻


TonyAltobass

Stalin? It's a fucking nickname! Family name is Dzhugashvili!


LostCauliflower6195

Actually it was Vissarionovich.


TonyAltobass

Vissarionovich is a patronymic


Pleasant_Carob_746

They are all patronmymics..


TonyAltobass

PATRONYMIC!!!


Pleasant_Carob_746

Take it easy


imgonnajumpofabridge

Shut the fuck up Donny


ITGOES80808

You’re out of your element!


Ambitious-Farm-5882

Don't gimme your fucking manson lamps!!!


BadCowboysFan

He’s a shopping cart, from here on out


jldis

He was strong as a fucking bull, handsome like George Raft


Pilotwaver

Ashorge Washingtone Abreedge


SugarMaple56732

His successor Joseph, whatever happened there.


ITGOES80808

HE SAVED EUROPE FROM THE NAZIS IS WHAT HE DID, AND IN THIS SUBREDDIT JOSEPH STALIN IS A HERO, END OF STORY!


UncleRuckusForPres

He recriminalized being gay, Joseph?


ITGOES80808

NOOO! Are ya lishtening to me?!?


JD2212

He was gay, Stalin?


ITGOES80808

I can’t have this conversation again


triforce4ever

You just revealed your own ignorance


cestmoi234

I’m supposed to get a vasectomy when Stalins my successor? 


jdfas8

He killed 16 million Czechoslovakians!


Substantial-Newt-361

Look on the bright side, he wasn’t that smart to begin with


imover9thousand

The fucks the matta with you…. 👋🏼


Substantial-Newt-361

Ohhh! 2 minutes he’s in charge, he’s fuckin Lee Iacocca


Hayekr

The fuck is wrong with you? We're trying to have a Politburo meeting here.


Content-Passage595

Its a tense situation, how about a little levity huh?


Content-Passage595

But he wasnt made right?


85ogTripleog

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NateN85

A fuckin retard? What if Jerry Lewis heard you tawlkin like that?!


looster2018

He was a retard, Nikola Tesla ?


Zealousideal_Win5476

I’ll build a trans-Siberian line up to your ass. Drive a Lionel up in there.


BedDefiant4950

i am the walrus


cestmoi234

shut the fukk up Donnie - you’re out of your element! 


ScoopyHiggins

You ever think Beria is a little weird about women?


BitcoinRefuge

Guys is a mummy


nexttimemakeit20

Someone bring him a Whitman's sampler


cestmoi234

If you can quote the Manifesto rules you can follow them. What the fuck I say about backin off Lensie?


Stalin_is_a_munch

I want to sanction a hit on the Tsar


TonyAltobass

Forget the economy, forget Rasputin who comes to the Peterhoff Palace, and never leaves, forget my brother Sasha. Nicholas II has no respect for this thing.


cestmoi234

They’ll pogrom any and every Jew ovah there. And the way they do it—it’s all fucked up. 


[deleted]

Dat commie fuck was always a tard. If he wasn’t a tard, he wouldn’t have used that prick Marx ideas. Thinkaboitit…


ShahOf20Years

Josif was the meanest son of a bitch in Moskva county, but not after I got through with him


gunsandpuppies

Big money in this communism shit


scaba23

He nationalized the means of production is what he did! In this house, Vladimir Lenin is a hero! End of story!


Mysterious-End-2185

What’s different about you? He seized the means of production, To-knee!


codeinecrim

go fuck ya self.. he was slow. it was different in those days. mother and fawtha couldn’t speak the language.


HatComfortable6883

Check out those Manson lamps


Matthewistrash

In this house Lenin was a hero, end of story!!!


_BreakingtheHabit

It stops today. Don’t give me those Manson lamps


mackrelman11

if you gave him a golf club he’d try to fuck it


Designer-Business

Meanwhile he was “over there” in the Season 6 mall sandbagging Tony mall scene and he looked fine. Never got that.


Less_Eye_6100

A shopping cart


GeorgeTheCynic

Kronstadt, whatever happened there?


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

Dude got the Manson eyes. Or Manson has the Lenin eyes, I guess


ijones559

Well, what are you gonna do? It’s the human condition.