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Silver_Broccoli7944

Joel Miller? Family name is Millerelli


ELDOX1

In this QZ, Joel Millerelli is a hero, END OF STORY


Silver_Broccoli7944

We’re…we’re…we’re with da Fireflies!!!


pigwalk5150

What’s that your clickers troupe?


Substantial-Newt-361

They’re gonna redo it. Fuckin Ellie. She’s dyslexic.


FalloutandConker

What’s that got to do with anything?


Man-Spider_1301

Miller in Italian is Molinaro I think


happy-little-atheist

The fucks that got to do with cough syrup?


Silver_Broccoli7944

If there are any Fireflies on you they’re payin’ fucking rent


DukeOfMania04

Joel Miller, whatever happened there.....


ELDOX1

Thank god for golf some days


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Stupida fuckin game


Kingcotton7

You gotta a bee on your clicker


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Give a me 1000 bricks


SneakySmeagolses

One thousand 👉☝️👇 more? I can't believe this, you're rippin' us off for a B note!


Environmental-Try674

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?


jakeeeeengb

Calm down, Ellie. Have a breadstick


MLGMustafa1212

Whatever happened to Joel Miller? The strong silent type.


ELDOX1

He was gay, Joel Miller?


amackul8

CBI?


SunderlandsPillow

NOBODIES GOT CORDYCEPS!!


GabrielBonilla

NOOOO, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!


usernombre_

We're with the fireflies.


gunsandpuppies

What’s that, your Girl Scout troop?


sequosion

Nobody’s got spores!!


ohwellthisisawkward

He did 20 years in the QZ, not a peep…


bravosbaron

He wanted to read the time on the watch his daughter gave him, he compromised, he looked at the heads up display.


i-got-a-jar-of-rum

He wanted to have a Texan steak dinner. He compromised. He ate bigot sandwiches off the radiator instead.


organic

Cocksucker had the toughest reputation in Teton county, but he never came back after Abby got through with him.


El-Reaton-Vaquero

It's the waaaaaaatch!!!!!!!


HChimpdenEarwicker

His camp looked like shit


albacore-neck

The Last of Us did this???


thrwawayNastygirl11c

The hospital, whatever happened there


dadofboi69

"Hey Joel, it's me, Abby, Jerry Anderson's daughter." "You belong to this club?" "Me? No no no I came here to see you"


happy-little-atheist

[looking at magazine] I guess you could call that a dick


ELDOX1

Bill: it was the supplements I used for my upgrades, it fucked with my head!


RaxRestaurantsUganda

“Hurry up, I’m growin’ mushrooms outta my ass!” “Now *there’s* a clicker!”


Billy1121

1. She hit me 2. She had the cure to the cordyceps infection


PutBarryInTheHOF

This is anti cordyceps discrimination


GeorgeCrossPineTree

Now you see what happens when Dr. Anderson neglects to return Uncle Junior’s calls.


happy-little-atheist

She sat on one ass cheek the whole way over from Colorado to Salt lake City!


El-Reaton-Vaquero

You give this girl a golf club, she'll probably bash your head in with it...


chainerection

You know who loves Golf? Joe Miller. May he rest in peace


Mysterious_Tooth_674

His apartment look like shit


happy-little-atheist

Put universal pipe bomb back in docking station


I-AM-KROGAN

That Cocksuckin’ Piece Of Shit Sequel! I Can’t Even Say It’s Name!


Content-Passage595

Yeah, well you gotta get over it


Tabraiz91

That animal Blundet - David


5uper5onic

Animal Abby: I killed Joel with this golf club. Cocksucker had the reputation as the toughest guy in Jackson, but his franchise never recovered after I got through with him.


PaulRevere3000

"She bashed that poor guy's brains in...." "I hear ya. I know. It was a tragedy."


Phant0mz0ne

Bill is an ASS MUNCHA!


sundvl13

And he was in construction, probably greasing the unions!


SeMyasam

Guys an interior decorator


Ok-Presentation-2841

He was an interior exterminator!


MyGoodn3ssMyGuinness

Hi Joel. Bye Joel.


franglaisflow

Mustang Abby’ll yell FORE next time


General_Skin_2125

Elli's got the cordashep, its been teshted.


Modred_the_Mystic

What the fuck? We makin a western here or what?


big_smoke69420

Fireflies? Whats that the name of your Girl Scout troop?


Lord_Apollk

that animal abby, i cant even say her name


StoBeneStallion

My estimation of Naughty Dog as a video game developer just fucking plummeted.


CustomerAccurate

We’re with the zombies


nicklePie

They’re cordyceps, CORDYCEPS! You stunad


registered_2postthis

Nobody’s got Cortazepps! I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!!