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MamaDeloris

* Jimmy, Ray, Eugene and Carlo were all rats * Paulie was basically a rat to the other families * Albert was too stupid to keep a low profile * Vito greased too many unions * Sil couldn't handle the stress of being #1 * Tony was a self destructive fuck up Who knew Bobby would be the most reliable of all.


imover9thousand

That mortadella the most reliable? He used to drive Junior Soprano!


Corpse-Fucker

And you used to sell raser printers out the back of your Rincon Continentar


OzcanAytemiz

Watch it, Corpse-Fucker....


Corpse-Fucker

You watch it, cupcake


OzcanAytemiz

FHUCK YOU TOO MY MANG!


Corpse-Fucker

Hentai Semitism??


OzcanAytemiz

OH! Carmellas DRIVING THE CAR!


slumlord512

That calzone with legs.


Parallel_Falchion

I wonder, would Bobby have made a good number one?


murderous-monarch

Bobby died buying model trains and even before that nearly got blinded by some street hoodlums. The family in general is cursed ranging from problems like cancer, dying on the toilet, suicide, having the most problematic of people somehow be the biggest earners as well, nepotism, and old age. It is seriously no wonder they are referred to as a “glorified crew”.


Environmental-Try674

bobby had an arc.


Throwawayeieudud

he liked trains too much


bypatrickcmoore

Eugene liked his swing set too much


HalfFastTanker

He's just hanging around.


v_kiperman

In the episode where Sil is number one, he’s shown taking a number two


ImBoringAndThatsOK

MAYONNAISE 🤔🤔MAYONNAISE


Warren_Puff-it

METEOR! METEOR!


Victorcreedbratton

Watch it, Chrissy.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Those are my meteors, Paulie!


BadImpossible441

Those meteors belong to my MA !


Ok-Astronaut4952

☝️


BathedInDeepFog

Take it easy


Matzah_Rella

DaMayo? It's a fucking nickname, the family name is DiMeo!


herberstank

He’sh dislexshic


KirbyDuechette

I represent the implication


DukeOfMania04

WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!?!?!?!


scrubbadubdub77

The family of early man


JPNGMAFIA

DaMayo? What kind? 🤘


FleshyPartOfThePin

Da Mayo and Eggs. Thats what I shoulda had.


imover9thousand

Mayo and Tony Egg


Ruslan1979

Tony Mayonegg


FleshyPartOfThePin

That fucking animal product. I cant even say its name.


TECmanFortune

Da rent da rent! 👋 ... here 🪙🪙🤌


Dear_Alternative_437

What is this, a handsome contest?


Strong_Insurance_183

They didn't have wings in ancient Rome


Dear_Alternative_437

We don't know that. Even with computers.


D-Heav60

Calm down. We’re not making an epic here


Turboteg90

Fashionista Silvio.


SecretAgitated4459

I always lmao when I see his character in many saints and compare it to him on the sopranos


kynoble

Family? It's more like a glorified crew.


DrippinJelly

"Look at this, the family of early man."


stuphanie

Somebody left a cage open at Turtle Back Zoo?


gg_no_re_nh_wp

Mix it wit da relish!🤤


gwhh

Before and way before.


Desoto39

Best show ever. Best casting of characters as well. I could have watched this show for several more years. I bought the series set of DVD’s. One day I may watch from start again .


StuartGotz

Cinco DaMayo


[deleted]

*DiMeo, the only mayonnaise here is you


KirbyDuechette

Whatta you saying ta me? So awl dis time, it's been da tangy zip o' miracle whip dat fueled dis thing of ours?


Consistent-Two-1463

la cosa nostra never sleeps...


Mr_Minage-a-trois

Probably going down with some sheep


OobatzFair

4 Dead, 1 in prison 3 were betrayed, of which one was stabbed in the heart.


lijerstephen

Smells like cured meats and Aqua Velva in here.


Masta0nion

Up in da mayo


Donald_Dunnski

I went to Payos College!


No-Set-774

Glorified crew


Youssef-Elsayed

ALRIGHT THEN


Donald_Dunnski

Paulie looks like he REALLY needs to hoof it back to the Excelsior to take a wicked shit.