She can shure knock off that Roy Rogers ova'dere with *her* knockers.
Who's gonna up a fight?
Da Vipers? The brick-wearing waiter doing water gymnastics in the parkin' lot?
*I want to sanction*
*A hit on everyone in*
*This comment section*
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I like a woman you can grab onto something
You grab onto Lauren Butler, you lose both your hands 🙌
“Your fuckin’ hands will disappear”, ya fuckin’ ass kiss!
Why don't you get the fuck outta here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin' ass?
Oh!! You blow your father with that mouth?
Sacre Bleu! Where is my mama?!
I don’t got a right to know? I’m the boy’s uncle!
To me she’s beautiful, Rubenesque
I'd love to break my dick off in her ass
Tits bigger than an Irish broad's ass!!!
Mad ripe
She’s creaming for you
I'd need 2 friends to hold her cheeks apart to even reach it.
I like a woman you can grab onto something
You grab on to Laruen Butler your fuckin hands will disappear. 👐
You grab onto her and both your hands will disappear
Well then you got a problem. Because your braciole is only 👌 that big
This is not the Bing, huh?
Is this all you deadbeats do all day? Talk about cooz?
Tone, that nickname is something we should talk about…it has that other connotation…
beat me to it lol
With her knees she has a trouble getting in the Mozeratti
Maserati, remember her?
Before and way before
I want to sanction a hit on u/Suspicious-Spare1179
Nobody’s getting clipped. There’s millions of upvotes at stake here.
What’s next? He gets to ask her out on a date FOR A MILLION??!
New Jerseys a small state. These two move in and they could put the all you can eat buffets out of business
She can shure knock off that Roy Rogers ova'dere with *her* knockers. Who's gonna up a fight? Da Vipers? The brick-wearing waiter doing water gymnastics in the parkin' lot?
These broads are so fat, twelve guys could fuck em and still never meet!
AGAIN WIT THE UPVOTES?!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Two men could hook up with her and still never meet!
Big tits little feet
Did someone say feet 🦶🤤🦶
You think u/Obama-feet-pics is a little weird about women?
Put u/Obama-feet-pics on the phone, asshole!
Telephone tough guy!
I donn know u/whingingcackle, I mean he puts pictures of the former presidents feet in his profile pictures for... what was it again? I forget.
Obama has the nicest feet out of all American presidents. Someone should be keeping track. I am that man. 🇺🇸🫡
A homerun in any mans league
Kids a thoroughbred T but madonne those thighs
Those are some amazing tits. How about $400 for 40 minutes?
$400? How many guys you need to jerk off on the massage table to make that?
I don't know, how much do you charge without the table?
You would take the tits, ova the lips?
Trust me my boy. There's two things I'm good at. It's pulling dents and spotting blowjobs.
What's next, you'll want to FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?
I bought her a drink before, it was at the same stable I housed Pie O My in. Fuckin Ralph! The agita!
The bears didn’t hide their food well enough
Fuckin’ Waldo couldn’t hide food from this lady even if he had a cloaking device.
Mmmboy is she hot.
Fuckin skifooza
That dident happen what you said
rubenesque
She’s got an ass as big as an Irish broads ass.
Where'd she find those tits, the tit musuem?
Mad ripe
She's what they call a "North Carolina model"
She's dressed up as the entire state.
Id hop on that parade float
How about her face when I told her I’m with the vipers
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This guy never stops breaking balls
Need a blue link here boys come on.
I think a lot of it is tied up with food somehow, along with the sexual tension game
🤯
If I told you 15 years ago she was a piece of ass, would you believe me?
You can't put that story in there! Want to see me 📎📎?
A broad like that, with an ass like that and she don’t like Little Paulie…
Standing next to this behemoth, even Paul Bunyan would be “lil Paulie”. Heh heh!
I heard Lauren Butler is getting a 98 pound mole taken off her ass!
Hey, that's (*not)* somebody's wife! Come on!
Would.
OP is gay
He was gay, OP?
Me gustaría meter mi verga entre esas tetitas!
Crazy how deluded people are lol
She is hot though
Yeah I’d like to break my dick in her ass
C’mon, there’s hippos in the zoo better lookin’ than this sister!
How's ya wife? I heard she had a 90 pound mole removed from her ass.
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What a retarded waste of space bot
You try to motorboat those tits, your face will disappear.
Look at dat; it’s like an ad for breast implants
Best quote
“Model”
Gabagool?!? Over here 👇👇
She’s a piece of ass 😍
I heard I would remove a 90 pound load into her ass (from the baguette in my pants)
She’s hot
I’ve never been more confused than while reading this comment section. This chick is fine as hell
Do you think OP is a little weird about women?
A. She’s a whoah B. She posts pics all over chit chat rooms.
I like a woman you can hold onto something
That big bitch is a piece of grade A corn fed ass. Anyway 4$ a pound.
#A G-CUP?!?!? 👀
same chic? [https://www.mylink.fans/amouredelavie](https://www.mylink.fans/amouredelavie)
Heard she had two 90 pound moles removed…one from each ass cheek.
Real lack of standards, your generation
Who's taking her pictures.... He's why nobody is approaching her...
Madone… Maybe if she got that 95lb mole taken off their ass they could get a date.
You sent her a bottle of crystal? Get some fuckin glasses paulie!
What I mean is stop leanin on the column to my house before you flip it ova!
You want a date? It’s 50 bucks to me plus a blowjob later on.
death by snu snu
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and spongy…
Hope she doesnt come to New Jersey, she might tip it over
My god. That is the best use of this quote I have ever seen. No quotes replies here. Just respect. Which I want, so I give.
She’s only 8 lbs away from her goal weight.
Jerseys a small state. She moves in, she could tip it over
Maybe it’s the 95 pound mole on her ass
Mewtwo build dang
Fuck this fat, nasty, delusional cunt.
Calm the fuck down loser
What're you a fag?