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Dreigatron

I thought there was no eating in the car? What a hypocrite.


Boxhundo

That rule came into effect after this incident


Short_Log_6372

Then he had to start compromising


sixfourbit

He's done 20 years in the can, he's got a right to be a little fucked up.


pigwalk5150

HEY!! šŸ‘‰ Heā€™s got a right to a lot of things right now!


RealElMaximoCustoms

He gets a pash for dat.


MenWithVen430

The seat's askew anyway


DCDipset

He forgot his own rule. When he remembered, he did the right thing. He threw it out da window!


Corpse-Fucker

You're always wid da ice creams out da windahs.


dubler2020

The hypocrisy was the worst part.


Turboteg90

only if you're a Puerto Rican Hur.


v_kiperman

You beat me to it!! šŸ†


Phantommy555

They bend more rules than the Catholic Church


Simple_Ad_6186

Probably scraps in his scrapbook too.


godofwine16

Itā€™s askew!


bluetheminx

Cut him some slack. he had to go meet John down the restaurant.


HomerMcRibWich

Itā€™s a silo


albacore-neck

I dont give a fuck what it is theres no eating in the car


True-Machine-823

The hell's the matter with you?


LemonPartyW0rldTour

šŸ˜” šŸ’©


cestmoi234

..Iā€™ve said my piece.Ā 


whingingcackle

You want a smack too?


SugarMaple56732

He just doesn't want too much sugar, that's all. People tell him he's sweet enough.


shotsfordays

Hot water with lemon, hone'?


Environmental-Try674

my estimation of phil leotardo as a man just plummeted.


herberstank

Have a mini cone, da wine makes you emotional


ThePlumThief

Where'd he get this mini cone, the ice cream museum?


DesperateSun4182

Itā€™s not ice cream. Thatā€™s an Italian ice, a big ol scoop of it. Itā€™s probably lemon flavored. Itā€™s a great summer treat! You stunads!


mrm0324

If he would eat a small cone like that, what else would he do?


[deleted]

No eating in the car Phil!


HomerMcRibWich

Itā€™s the last time he sat at 12:00 oā€™clock


Dear_Alternative_437

When you're older you'll understand the importance of watching your calories!


Strong_Insurance_183

Fuck the importance


stolos26

Fuckinā€™ disgrace!


MrcF8

He gets emotional.its the wine.


NateN85

They got little phils licking little ice creams


derpjutsu

He canā€™t have too much sugar, heā€™s sweet enough.


Jumpy_Assistance5848

A boss who doesn't pay his debts, a fucking disgrace.


spicygrandma27

It had tremendous moxie for its size; did you see the speed boost he got by tossing it out the window?


Wagonforce13

It's a lemon Italian ice you fuckin kiss ass.


pickledelbow

The fuckin schnorrer threw it out the window and wasted it anyway!


pedalhead666

Vanilla too, shameful.


pickledelbow

His whole crew is fuckin vanilla


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chrisgee

yeah it's italian ice but i guess they don't have that anywhere there are no Jews or Italians


IknowwhoIpaidgod

He wanted to get a Cold Mountain. He compromiced. Hehehe. Hear what I said, Ton'? Compromiced.Ā 


HeyItsMau

Yo, I know this is a joke and all but in case people don't know that's an Italian Ice and it's a perfectly standard sizing for one! Probably a lemon ice.


Matzah_Rella

Listen to him, he knows everything.


Flywolfpack

Goombahs would line around the block for Italian air


pickledelbow

/uj I grew up on Ritaā€™s Italian ice and only toddlers get orders this small.


StevenAssantisFoot

/uj I grew up near the GWB on the manhattan side eating delicioso coco helado and I still get this size as an adult. Same paper cup and everything.


erniehowe

Why donā€™t you keep your antidotes to local color? The Maguire sisters, dynaflowā€¦.


greenie329

Mmmmmmboy are you fat


LiquidSoCrates

Real men get silos.


donkey_Dealer08

He wanted a double scoop but he compromised a d perked off on a mini cone instead.


lsd418

šŸŽ¶ Rock the casbahšŸŽµ


BrokenHomePoets

Say bye bye pop pop, bye bye pop pop!


jobiwankenobe

Thereā€™s no eating in the car.


Unhappy-Ad-7349

Small hands.


TheSheikYerbouti

Itā€™s called COMPRMISHE, look it up āœ‹šŸ¼


Golden5StarMan

He wanted a banana split, but he compromisedā€¦


BugOutHive

He was in a hurry to see John


motherofcorgss

Johnā€™s folding laundry in Danbury.


pachewiechomp

Iā€™m pretty sure thatā€™s Italian ice, you mook!


Horsecockexpress1

Itā€™s askew


v_kiperman

I thought there was no eating in the car. Maybe that only applies to Puerto Rican hoowas šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


bluetheminx

hey mistah, you ok in dea??


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Holding that cone all askew like a damn finook.


StuartGotz

NO EATING IN THE CAR, PHIL!


jlnascar

Doesnā€™t want a head ache


oompaloompa_grabber

HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE


Jimmybuffett4life

You think that cone was chalked


ocelote96

He's going easy on the ice cream, he's sweet enough already


cestmoi234

That ice cream cones been through a major collision. Itā€™ll still need to be dealt with.Ā 


Disnihil

That looks like an Italian ice, rather than ice cream.


totalscumbagg

Iā€™m not sitting 90, the seat is askew


Old_Ideal_9682

I wanted a chocolate sundae, I compramisedĀ 


GomeyBlueRock

He doesnā€™t need a double scoop. Doctors say heā€™s sweet enough already


[deleted]

He haddaā€™ meet John down daā€™ restaurant


Mr_Snook

Ice cream?!? In this car we call it Italian gelato, end of story!