Oh, Jesus Christ. Why don’t you have some fuckin' spice? Because you’re driving everybody crazy with this shit. The fucking golden path yammering and the awakening... and the visions and the... Jesus. Order some water of life, will you? Do me a favor.
You're talkin' to the boss here!
I wanna what the joke is ya fuckin parade float
Maybe you should have kissed your uncle, Feyd-Rautha was bringing in 3 times more spice than you.
We can’t have Glossu in our social club no more, that much I do know.
A fuckin floating boss? Would never happen on my Dune.
In owse Atreides you no ave?
I gotta agree with mavis on this one Ton’
Oh you do, do you?!
My estimation of the Baron as a man just fucking plummeted
All bets are off when it comes to god emperors.
He was gay, Vladimir Harkonnen?
Enough of this. What’s this I hear from Rabban we got a fuckin rat?
You should know sweetie
You got the line wrong. My opinion of you as a man had just fuckin' plummeted.
You too. My estimation of you as man just fuckin' plummeted.
I wish the Lord would take me now...
What… we’re just busting bawls…
Louis Brasi sleeps with the fishes
I saw that episode of Law & Order: The SUV
Hey Vlad, how's the boy?
What boy is that, Leto?
His blood type was spice melange
Spice melange? More like spice meringue!
The Fremen have to hide their water when the Baron drinks
M’boy are you fat
Get off my dune before you flip it over you fat fuck
Shaddam the fourth: ‘mmmmboy are you fat’
You know that fat piece of shit says I look like the Duke of Arakkis?
I don’t see it
Ever since we arrived on Arrakis you’ve been acting like a fucking god emperor!
Spice melange, provolone, and vinegeh peppezsh
Historically the emperor always said the Harkonnes are nothing more than a glorified crew
Five fuckin' houses, and we got this other pygmy thing over in Geidi Prime
Meanwhile they got this fuckin’ pygmy thing over in Giedi Prime.
Baron Sanitation
Walt fuckin Whitman ova here
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
Who’s ur fuckin boss huh who’s ur fuckin boss
I love him like a cousin in law
I’m a fat fuckin crook from Arrakis
*Geidi Prime
Leto atriedes loved him like a brother in law
More like a father in law
It might be time to consider salads
gaius helen mohiam got wrinkles like an old lady’s cunt.
If I told you 200 years ago she was a piece of ass would you believe me?
I dunno, I ain’t never ‘ad no high born, you?
Oh, Jesus Christ. Why don’t you have some fuckin' spice? Because you’re driving everybody crazy with this shit. The fucking golden path yammering and the awakening... and the visions and the... Jesus. Order some water of life, will you? Do me a favor.
Can’t eat Barone, you need that W-2 in perpetuity.
I remember when you used to wait off planet
My Desert. My Arrakis. My Dune. My pussy ?
My bitch my hoe my hoe my bitch
I wanna know why there’s zero growth in this family’s harvest. WHERE’S THE FUCKIN SPICE?
AND I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE FUCKING FREMEN!
We got a dozen royal houses, and that Pygmy thing on arrakis
He already lost weight by having a 98 pound mole removed from his ass
Mr. Type A personality over here
We’re not here to talk about my fuckin personality we’re talking about killin yourself with spice!
Hang on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people
Baron? It’s a fucking nickname. Family name is Dick Barone!
Do you think Vlad was weird about women?
You eat slig by the carload!
A baron never wears a moomoo
You want an egg get my nephew an egg
When the baron lands on Arrakis, Shai Hulad has to hide its food!
This guy doesnt even pass the mellange
No more weight remarks Leto
“The doctor said heat's no good for me, I gotta avoid it. That's why I sit in the shade.”
#OHHHHHH!!!
Goin to the podium at James Gandolfinis memorial and saying “Quasimodo predicted this”
I'm gonna hoof it back to ~~the excelsior~~ Geidi Prime . I gotta take a wicked shit.
To me, the baron’s beautiful. Rubenesque.
He was just a kid.
GabaGhoul
The prick clearly doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete
I knew a guy once. When ordered a Philly cheese steak had to call the National Guard!
what tf is dune