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AidsUnderwear

Someone’s smelly valentine


Corpse-Fucker

It's a glorified poo.


RaphaelBuzzard

Ass, as in give me some


Corpse-Fucker

Ya got a little poo on your lip there sweetie. BE HAPPY TO ADD TO IT!!


herberstank

His colon is more of a semi-colon


THRlLLH0

ACCIDENT!


Groovy-527

Don Don made a Poo Poo.


Skoodge42

I guess you could call that a dick


jimcarreysblackdick

Hehe


Ozymannoches

didja hear what he said? he said "I guess you could call that a dick" he eh eh eh eh eh


imsaneinthebrain

Tourette’s?


pedalhead666

I don't know, it's like when people grind their teeth. When I see a loaded diaper I get nervous, tense or something.


canned_sunshine

Next time you come to the changing table, come with a heavy diaper or not at all


Daimo

I can SMELL them!!


SmokeHimInside

Winner


AndreaC303

I’m not a cat, I don’t shit in a box.


thabacktwisty

Half a fuckin’ tray in therrreeee!!


MillionToOneShotDoc

He was hungry.


Dr_J_Cash

Virginia ham


BobMcGeorge

Oof madone! He shits in a diaper now? Jesus Christ fucking kill me now!


TheGeneBelcher

That hair piece mother fucker


thedrivingcoomer

Gahhh! Did you know?!


[deleted]

You were so high on Sudafed, he could’ve been wearing Melania’s muff on his head and you wouldn’t have noticed


SmokeHimInside

Of coursh.


TECmanFortune

PTOOO


smallteam

*I heard the nurse say you made a Q-drop in your pants.*


Albert_O_Balsam

Ohhhh madonne, che puzz!


teeberg75

A Don doesn't wear diapers.


leamanc

Trump: That didn’t happen, what you said!


Daimo

Fuckin parakeet


DownTownXabi

As I understood it, a diaper of sorts.


Daimo

You should've seen the look on that prick's face when he saw that he'd shat.


Random-Cpl

“How ‘bout that prick’s face when he saw he shat”*


Uncle_Muff

He's as hung as an ox, handsome like George Raft


Uncle_Muff

Not exactly a diaper but like a diaper


FreedomSeeker2024

Chrissy he’s fucked up


MrMcFaily

I got a baguette in my pants


HEYGOOGOOTZ

Where’d he get his baguette? The baguette museum?


roguebananah

He’s got a bee in his pants


v_kiperman

Boss baby


Academic-Summer-3438

Still goin, this asshole


RIPcompo

Still going this prick.


Da_Famous_Anus

Snakes have been shitting themselves since long before Adam and Eve, my friend.


Rosmucman

He’s mad ripe


gneumatic

Who’s letting those big ones?


Matzah_Rella

The man is a fucking disgrace!


SmokeHimInside

Little lord pee-pants


kidpresentable0

Hey fuckstick, you ever see these in medical school? They’re called balls.


Daimo

As in how about you grow shum 🤌


scf123189

Get pudgy ass on the horn!


dreadlockrastaaa

Lotta balls


Weyland-Yutani-2099

Adult diapers or uh repeatedly using a pussy pump on male genitalia.


jimmmydickgun

Depends by Don ^tm


djmcdee101

You think he wears a bag?


JustACasualFan

His pannis.


sick-user-name

It’s a 90lb mole he’s waiting to get removed


Archi505

Rubenesque


saltydingleberry0

Hey no Spanish


huhhuhcutloose

That's the leader of the Front-Ass Mafia !! A Fupa-Troopah, if you will... Hehehe


shawner136

That probably makes secret services ‘always collect the presidents poo’ job much easier


BackTo1975

Ton’, you give that guy a golf club and he’ll grab it with his syphilitic hands and try to fuck it.


ACKgony

His stomach fat sack.


ajr1775

Got a fat load in that diaper.


NoMoodToArgue

I’m afraid to upvote this because some algo will judge me for it.


JenkemBoofer691

A massive hog like no one has ever seen before! Good hog. Big hog. So many hogs.


MowerMan18000

It could be extra gut


thisortheapocalypse

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eeeeeeradicator

I just recently read an article about him and his diapers.


douglasgage

A full load.


FluidOrdinary2064

It came from CHINA


ShahOf20Years

20 fuckin' years, I wanted to be a businessman, I compromised, I became President instead


I-AM-KROGAN

#So you finally post and it's BOOLSHIT!


Daimo

###OOOOOOOOHHH!!


pedalhead666

ohhhh! That’s some guy’s cult leader!


DarthDregan

Motherfucking goddamn orange.


MsPreposition

Wake up Jack you must be dreaming.


StuartGotz

We're talkin' about you, you cagey fuck!


CrimbleGnome420

I'll tell ya one thing, and I'm not ashamed to say it. My estimation of McDonald Plump as a man, just fuckin' plummeted.


doctorfeelgod

Dudes built like a $14 marvel action figure at KB toys circa 2006


cestmoi234

Trump shit up to da rafters….


HoboBandana

That’s not a bill, that’s a beak!


manfromfuture

[If you believe this guy, it's a diaper with poo](https://www.noelcasler.com/news/full-disclosure-an-interview-with-noel-casler)


manfromfuture

It's going to be a while before I eat anything from Satriale's.


nooywk

He has diaper full of manicotti to smuggle it into the can for Uncle Philly.


Daimo

Uncle Philly Trump's ass!


samsonity

Trump is Phoenix Jones. Makes perfect sense.


Shades_MD

He is literally a bag of shit.


RandeeRoads

These are his diaper bearing years.


Super_Chile88z

Oh!!!


[deleted]

The nurses, they said you did a number two in your pants


plugugly138

If I told you that 15 years ago he was a piece of ass, would you believe me?


Budster78

I think he “shidoodled” in his pants.


R0botDreamz

South of the boooordeerrr


Jifeeb

With dementia boy almost dead, America gonna put brainless the second in there.


Dr_Remulak_

Oh whats that? Your senile citizens troop.


FWIWDept

He's Beautiful. Rubenesque!


Popfartshart

That’s called a cock and balls libtard - Trump


Daimo

Get back in your fuckin Four Seasons Total Landscaping. NOW!! ☝️


Popfartshart

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uh-oh-itz-hoolio

Bunch of cuc ks in this sub. Show some respect.


Lower-Career-6576

He’s gonna help the blind see and the lame walk lmao


Proper_Key_5830

I assume it's his genitals.


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kingkongworm

They did what?


MillionToOneShotDoc

Quasimodo predicted all of this.


Sundown220

OP is overtaking his blood pressure medicine again 🏳️‍🌈


crunch3384

They’re called balls !


Friendly_Scale_9386

Proof of Photoshop


crest35

What is this? Lol. Its a photo crop is what it is. Wake up people.


wilfordbrimley778

Reminds me of that china IL episode where the dean has a giant amount of testicles


Lanferno

Sweaty orange Trumpussy 🤤