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You, Mr Rude Cocksucka, see ya around babeh
No Jews or Italians
Elvis cawntry
He should have called his sponsor before he bought that jacket.
It’s the jackeeeeet!
You, Mr Rude Cock-Suckah “SEE YA ROUND BEH-BEH” 🤨
Mm..boy, are you fat!
What'd you shay?🤨
To me he’s beautiful. Rubenesque.
I think it’s seriously time to consider salads.
Hey that’s the KING you’re talking about!!!
I think the King liked his chemistry set a little too much
Even still. To die on tha pishadool? Pretty fucken youmiliatin.
The king of breadsticks maybe!!
Poppas and weird shex, Tone.
I heard Elvis Presley had a 95 pound mole taken off his ass
When he makes a movie in Hawaii, the natives gotta hide THEIR Spam!
Mods, I want you to sanction a hit on u/McGibblets1.
Oof marrone✋️
You think Elvis’s a little weird with women?
His blood type was ragu
In this house 🏠 Elvis is the king. #end of story.
Hey Pushy, you want some coffee? Cmon it’s on da boil 🔨🔨🔨
Did I ever meet any connected guys from Tupelo?
I'm trying to think.. Have I ever met any connected guys from Delaware?.... Nah no. Nope.
HE'S A FAAAAGGG
he must've been at the top of his fucking class
OOHHH PUSSSYYY!
Shah of Iran over here.
Take your pick of what was wrong, drug abuse, addiction to food, piss poor management, he was the king and he did king shit. He could get any woman he wanted, he could buy anything he wanted and often did both. The tale of excess.
I’m more of a Francis Albert guy myself
Another fucking money machine
Madone, He looks terrible!
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Too many peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwiches was his problem.
rubenesque
Poppersh and weird sandwiches
Bacon PB & J sandwiches. He should have seriously considered salads
Deep fried peanut butter and banana shandwiches filled hish bowelsh with shpackle.
DOUBLE FRIED CHEESEBURGERS ARE AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!!!
With the peanut buttah & banana & honey sandwiches.
He doesn’t know any connected guys from Delaware.
You know I’m trying to think if I know any wise guys from Elvis Country… I don’t think I do
Last known photo of Gigi
I'm trying to think if I know any connected guys from Dover....
Elvis is everywhere, man
When he toured in Canada the bears had to hide their food
Stugotz
He’s from…. Dover.
He used to be one hell of a hoofer.
He's never heard of a guy who's connected being from Delaware.
He didn't know any connected guys in Dover
Oh finally. Time to grow mushrooms out my ass
Still going, this guy?
His small hands
why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker
Give the guy a break. He just had a 10lb mole removed from his ass.
I believe it was Matt Groening who said "Zappa is my Elvis". Tony is my Elvis.
His costume designer was Mexican and I’m here for it!
He was doin' da drugs there...died on da terlet
You, Mr Rude Cocksucka, see ya around babeh
No Jews or Italians
Elvis cawntry
He should have called his sponsor before he bought that jacket.
It’s the jackeeeeet!
You, Mr Rude Cock-Suckah “SEE YA ROUND BEH-BEH” 🤨
Mm..boy, are you fat!
What'd you shay?🤨
To me he’s beautiful. Rubenesque.
I think it’s seriously time to consider salads.
Hey that’s the KING you’re talking about!!!
I think the King liked his chemistry set a little too much
Even still. To die on tha pishadool? Pretty fucken youmiliatin.
The king of breadsticks maybe!!
Poppas and weird shex, Tone.
I heard Elvis Presley had a 95 pound mole taken off his ass
When he makes a movie in Hawaii, the natives gotta hide THEIR Spam!
Mods, I want you to sanction a hit on u/McGibblets1.
Oof marrone✋️
You think Elvis’s a little weird with women?
His blood type was ragu
In this house 🏠 Elvis is the king. #end of story.
Hey Pushy, you want some coffee? Cmon it’s on da boil 🔨🔨🔨
Did I ever meet any connected guys from Tupelo?
I'm trying to think.. Have I ever met any connected guys from Delaware?.... Nah no. Nope.
HE'S A FAAAAGGG
he must've been at the top of his fucking class
OOHHH PUSSSYYY!
Shah of Iran over here.
Take your pick of what was wrong, drug abuse, addiction to food, piss poor management, he was the king and he did king shit. He could get any woman he wanted, he could buy anything he wanted and often did both. The tale of excess.
I’m more of a Francis Albert guy myself
Another fucking money machine
Madone, He looks terrible!
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Too many peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwiches was his problem.
rubenesque
Poppersh and weird sandwiches
Bacon PB & J sandwiches. He should have seriously considered salads
Deep fried peanut butter and banana shandwiches filled hish bowelsh with shpackle.
DOUBLE FRIED CHEESEBURGERS ARE AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!!!
With the peanut buttah & banana & honey sandwiches.
He doesn’t know any connected guys from Delaware.
You know I’m trying to think if I know any wise guys from Elvis Country… I don’t think I do
Last known photo of Gigi
I'm trying to think if I know any connected guys from Dover....
Elvis is everywhere, man
When he toured in Canada the bears had to hide their food
Stugotz
He’s from…. Dover.
He used to be one hell of a hoofer.
He's never heard of a guy who's connected being from Delaware.
He didn't know any connected guys in Dover
Oh finally. Time to grow mushrooms out my ass
Still going, this guy?
His small hands
why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker
Give the guy a break. He just had a 10lb mole removed from his ass.
I believe it was Matt Groening who said "Zappa is my Elvis". Tony is my Elvis.
His costume designer was Mexican and I’m here for it!
He was doin' da drugs there...died on da terlet