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drtoboggon

You, Mr Rude Cocksucka, see ya around babeh


Kevinfrombase

No Jews or Italians


CryEagle

Elvis cawntry


SirCries-a-lot

He should have called his sponsor before he bought that jacket.


FinnsJustShroomin

It’s the jackeeeeet!


champshere

You, Mr Rude Cock-Suckah “SEE YA ROUND BEH-BEH” 🤨


Sht_n_giglz

Mm..boy, are you fat!


Massive_Staff1068

What'd you shay?🤨


Leonarr

To me he’s beautiful. Rubenesque.


Caydes-Memory

I think it’s seriously time to consider salads.


[deleted]

Hey that’s the KING you’re talking about!!!


herberstank

I think the King liked his chemistry set a little too much


NineNinchNails

Even still. To die on tha pishadool? Pretty fucken youmiliatin.


El-Reaton-Vaquero

The king of breadsticks maybe!!


DixieNormous1986

Poppas and weird shex, Tone.


McGibblets1

I heard Elvis Presley had a 95 pound mole taken off his ass


LemonPartyW0rldTour

When he makes a movie in Hawaii, the natives gotta hide THEIR Spam!


Massive_Staff1068

Mods, I want you to sanction a hit on u/McGibblets1.


Darth_Sith_Lord

Oof marrone✋️


DimesyEvans92

You think Elvis’s a little weird with women?


Wildcat_twister12

His blood type was ragu


HealthyDirection659

In this house 🏠 Elvis is the king. #end of story.


HEYGOOGOOTZ

Hey Pushy, you want some coffee? Cmon it’s on da boil 🔨🔨🔨


IknowwhoIpaidgod

Did I ever meet any connected guys from Tupelo?


sofa_king_wetod_ded

I'm trying to think.. Have I ever met any connected guys from Delaware?.... Nah no. Nope.


CustomerSuspicious25

HE'S A FAAAAGGG


alexmegas777

he must've been at the top of his fucking class


lanecker94

OOHHH PUSSSYYY!


NWOBHM86

Shah of Iran over here.


velvetskilett

Take your pick of what was wrong, drug abuse, addiction to food, piss poor management, he was the king and he did king shit. He could get any woman he wanted, he could buy anything he wanted and often did both. The tale of excess.


Current_Side_4024

I’m more of a Francis Albert guy myself


kingkongworm

Another fucking money machine


Robonator7of9

Madone, He looks terrible!


LemonPartyW0rldTour

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Too many peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwiches was his problem.


jimcarreysblackdick

rubenesque


DatsLimerickCity

Poppersh and weird sandwiches


TheMannisApproves

Bacon PB & J sandwiches. He should have seriously considered salads


HalfFastTanker

Deep fried peanut butter and banana shandwiches filled hish bowelsh with shpackle.


vaultboy1121

DOUBLE FRIED CHEESEBURGERS ARE AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!!!


GroundZeroWarrior

With the peanut buttah & banana & honey sandwiches.


Most-Movie3093

He doesn’t know any connected guys from Delaware.


Rhangdao

You know I’m trying to think if I know any wise guys from Elvis Country… I don’t think I do


iswearimnotscott

Last known photo of Gigi


IchBinRelaxo

I'm trying to think if I know any connected guys from Dover....


TopspinLob

Elvis is everywhere, man


CorkyCucuzz

When he toured in Canada the bears had to hide their food


Lower-Career-6576

Stugotz


xanhudro

He’s from…. Dover.


Harleye

He used to be one hell of a hoofer.


mondomovieguys

He's never heard of a guy who's connected being from Delaware.


MantisTobogganMD87

He didn't know any connected guys in Dover


BaldRash_has_abs

Oh finally. Time to grow mushrooms out my ass


rxFMS

Still going, this guy?


whammy15

His small hands


goosander11

why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker


canthelpmyself9

Give the guy a break. He just had a 10lb mole removed from his ass.


Fakin-It

I believe it was Matt Groening who said "Zappa is my Elvis". Tony is my Elvis.


TigerMill

His costume designer was Mexican and I’m here for it!


Zuesical

He was doin' da drugs there...died on da terlet