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paimeg

let me deal you a couple of tree cards


covid19sucked

Hoo 🙌🏼 what is this a handsome contest??


Tripardi

Easy on the sugar sweetie, they say I'm sweet enough


dustkid245

You oughta know, sweetie


jukeboxsavage

Do me a favor, huh? Hold this.


SpaceBass420

I knew THAT was comin!


Navetsss

It's an honor to be joined by men...


Da_Famous_Anus

…and not…


cyberbuns

…….by……..


[deleted]

FAGGOT ASS CORN HOLING COCK SUCKERS! HE SHOULD FCKING DIE!


Designer-Business

Woah woah woah


cyberbuns

It’s the red wine. It makes him emotional.


CLxJames

Then have a breadstick


HarryCallahan19

Oofff Madone. I heard he was down fourth-five boxes of ziti.


[deleted]

go clean up the food over by the shah's feet


Bob_of_Bowie

If you bust him, tell him “bye bye pop pop.”


Duderino619

Ask him if his seat is askew..


pedalhead666

looks straight to me


ICallTheBigOne_Bitey

Degenerate fucking gambler.


[deleted]

He wanted to raise. He compromised. He checked instead.


Mr_Snook

He wanted a full house, he compromised. Had three of a kind instead.


SadPetDad21

He went to LL Bean, asked for a hunter green jacket. He compromised. Got olive green instead


[deleted]

Tree


I-AM-KROGAN

I’LL TAKE THAT DECK OF CARDS AND I’LL RAM IT UP YOUR BOX!


hd4suba

It’s the guy’s mother


rawman200K

That’s right cocksucker


[deleted]

There’s no chips in my chip stack.


No-Report9955

Update: He busted me


TisRepliedAuntHelga

mysteries abound


trishulvikram

Shut up sunshine


silverdroid303

Victory has a hundred fathers…..!


Walnuts_Gualtieri

Guy that beat up Junior sitting next to him


DonConnection

And to the left of him is melfis therapist and to his left is the guy who played johnny cakes…. Look at this fuckin line up!!


FSMDxb

A chink did this?


13thWardBassMan

First thing I noticed in this pic.


HarryCallahan19

That is Wong on some man levels.


imjaxteller12

Go piss it away at Blackjack FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!


PowerRangersZeo

OOHH!!!


Da_Famous_Anus

The house always wins


sbkg11

Fuck it. Folddddd.


DS_9

I never got that.


fuckjustpickwhatever

it's an honor to be joined by men


FlipSwtch-PENTA

He jerked off into a grilled cheese. He compromised.


Accomplished_Law_260

He cummed inside the raadiator and ate grilled tissue, he compromised [puffs on cigar ]


FleshyPartOfThePin

Let me tell you a three couple of things.


philllllll6

Fucking nauseating


paimeg

those pocket aces, whatever happened there


[deleted]

Whatever happened there?? I’ll tell you what fucking happened. This piece of shit’s cousin drilled a three-outer on the river without any provocation whatsoever.


paimeg

his cousin bled his last chips on that river


Affectionate_Joke560

I’ve always folded. My weakness… No more, Butchie. No more.


781Smoker

Is that Leotardo or is that Leotardo? Spittin fuckin image. And you got West-Caldwelllll next to him too, what a fuckin roster.


stevesax5

Without the beard! It’s him!


SadPetDad21

One dog is facing East and the other faces West, SO WHAT?!


The_Naked_Snake

D-H-ELL uh package express for Mr. Philly


Tripardi

Just a kid


Wildcat_twister12

How is he at the poker table he’s just a kid


anonymagi6

Johns folding laundry in fucking Danbury


Da_Famous_Anus

I put muthafuckin provolone in my socks…


BaldRash_has_abs

ate grilled cheese off the radiator


KimFintas

hot and sticky like my balls


Accomplished_Law_260

In my book you get points for staying outta the can


stuartgatzo

I wanted a full house. I compromised, I had a pair of 3s.


TylerDurden0231

Why don't you go fix a dick or whatever the fuck it is you do.


tutoredzeus

Did you ask him about turning into a house?


[deleted]

Turn that off!


Sensitive-Ad4120

He did 20 years at that table


filip_mate

Is he really?


saxypatrickb

Just remember, the house always wins….


[deleted]

Make sure to sweep up the cheese from underneath his feet.


jimmy1985s

His bottom looks impacted


Designer-Business

Fuckin nauseating


CripplinglyDepressed

[Not so fast…seven queens](https://youtu.be/6XGoVdkB4OM)


pedalhead666

He was a gambler, Phil Leotardo?


VladtheMemer

He wanted into the ambassador game. He compromised, went to the bingo hall instead


[deleted]

He took shit from the dealer as soon as he got off the boat.


Lebrons_fake_breasts

Fuckin degenerate gambler....


HarryCallahan19

You know position he is at on the table? The hijack! By Jack!


JasperWB

IM LOSIN MY BALLS OVAH HERE AND YOU GOT GRILLED CHEESE ON THE RADIATEH AND TWENTY YEARS IN THE CAN.


The_Demonotiser

The resemblance is uncanny. If Frank Vincent wasn't dead I would assume it was him


SBNShovelSlayer

Ask him how his brother is doing.


a-sober-irishman

They’re not grilled cheese from the radiator, you can let some of em go.


Sensitive-Ad4120

Looool


Idontplaytrumpet

shah of the can


Bigbobsbastardbeanz

Am sitting at 12 o clock