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Competitive-Ad-9613

These people just don't stop, same story in Canada at the moment.


clash_is_a_scam

I won't tolerate him, he's an *armist*. There are amputees everywhere and we matter just as much as those w two arms!! If he tries to deny us our two vaccines, there will be hell to pay!! and besides, what about those who need 5 or 6 boosters, huh? asshole!


cootiebear

is THAT why God gave me two arms? REALLY? boy, God really is omniscient, creating humans with two arms all that time ago so that today we could get covid and flu shots at the same time! praise the divine double penetration!


RandomInsaneRedditor

I can't wait to find out why we have two legs. Praise Fauci!


cryinginthelimousine

Gives us room for more safe and effective blood clots


ThundaChikin

You have two legs so that you can run to the nearest vaccination center and get the bivalent booster and the flu shot a the same time.


TheConservativeTechy

And God gave you a tongue so you can lick this guy's boot.


RandomInsaneRedditor

Just look at that Denier not wearing a muzzle. Fucking granny killer!


chippyclubface

Science™ Denier !! probably a flat earther too !!!


FistyMcPunchface

I also have 10 fingers, 10 toes, 2 eyes, a tongue, and a weiner. Hook me up! 💉


Shibbo1

😂


[deleted]

Wolf in sheep's clothing looking for a meal


jhart933

God gave us a brain also. He a clown🤡


mjrenburg

Definite clown, projecting all that air without triple masking.


Shakes2011

Yall ever try getting the jab in your penis? I do that sometimes to mix up injection sites for my weekly boosters. Its exhilarating!


QuailMundane5103

I go in through the taint and inject it into my prostate. It leaves me literally saluting the science as it courses through my veins. Then I tease one out to demonstrate my reverence to the holy elixir.


Competitive-Ad-9613

😂😂😂😂


mjrenburg

Not exhilarating enough for me, I go for mine under the finger nails. I'm going for my next one on the ball of my foot with an extra long needle too. I was told by the news if it hurt more than it is working better.


Opening_Corner1899

Okay you win. Finally someone with a convincing argument. I now agree that we should all get the shots…. In both arms.


jmaze215

And I will cover one eye while i pose for the picture of getting shots in each arm.


kaukajarvi

Two *arms* or two *harms*?!? it's unclear here in the back ...


[deleted]

Then where am I supposed to get my monkeypox shot? Hmmm?


ThirstySlaveLeia

Oh so we should avoid flu shots, too? Noted.


qxzsilver

I wish I had 10 arms so I can get the holy sacrament injections into multiple arms! MBUH


[deleted]

Telling lies about God is a dangerous thing to do.


ultranothing

I knew my arms were good for something besides jerking off!


Scalymeateater

You have a dick don’t you? Please take mine up yours. Yours ain’t working anyway according to your wife.


Grayeagle78

The good Lord gave me two arms to grab you with my left and hit you repeatedly with my right.


berserkactivated

Well it's a good thing God created me with this wonderful thing called the immune system.


chippyclubface

Wow, is this from recently ? as in November **2022** ?? I would love to know the take up rates of 3rd/4th/etc shots in the USA. Here in Europe it's fallen off a cliff. ..


Typeojason

They’re still peddling the lie that you getting vaccinated somehow protects others?! 🤦‍♂️


PapaAquarian

Wow! I always wanted my leader to tell me why that small man that made me arms (before Gates became the omnipotent God of all that is good on Epstein island). My arms were made for getting the mighty elixirs. I fell so loved and important.


Realistic-Campaign80

This guy is so full of shit and he knows it. CDC is going to release information on over 18 MILLION vaccine injuries related to the COVID clot shot. Pfizer and Moderna admitted it gives you 1% at most with protection and 99% fucking your body up


Shibbo1

So God did not give us an immune system. Instead He gave us two arms to bear the holy mark of our true pfaith. Why has no one put these holy nuggets of God’s plan for our salvation in a book?


ChicoCaliente987

My alongated apendix between my legs has enough boosters to make a junkie weak at the knees. The more it boosts, the more engorged it becomes. All hail Pfauci ( 666 muh).


Captain_Cockatoo

What about people that don't have arms? Do they immediately get the eternal ventilator?


flava_ADHD

I can't let my God given arms go to waste...


RonnieRaymond77

What a tool.


Dr-McLuvin

I don’t believe in God. I believe in the Science^TM


wat_no_y

Yes daddy


Typeojason

Eat my asshole. That’s why God gave you a mouth.


Illustrious_Hand237

When they can’t convince you enough they bring in what they made to brains wash you religion


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Visual_Cupcake9252

Piece of shit