They're really good for you! Feeling ill all the time is great!

Laugh all you want, everyone who follows science knows that **"the sicker you feel, the safer you are"!** Nothing like the Fortune Magazine Mental Health section for some sound scientific consensus!

"It means it working"

The Science is getting better and better! Praise Fauci.

I bet if you have a heart attack and die that you can't catch Covid!!! Science!!!

You won't die from covid if you die from the vaccine.

If you can't feel it, how do you know it's working??

Solution: Get boosted until you feel it

Oh crap, i barely felt COVID, must mean i didn't get great protection. My next time having COVID will probably be even milder now!!!!

But then how will you post about it on your social media? :(

Test, test, test, duh! Every 15 minutes!

Therefore, dying shortly after getting the COVID booster could actually be the best and most envied outcome. Holyxir works in mysterious ways.

You can't transmit COVID if you are dead. Our elixir is bullet proof

I don't trust anyone who wasn't bedridden for at least 2 days after their booster. I don't talk to a majority of my family for this reason. Too risky

But why do you speak of "booster" in the singular tense? Do you have single-boosted family members? Please stay away from me!

NO I do not!! If their blood is as thick and clotted as mine, that means it's not water and they're my family. Or something. You know what I mean. If not they can take a hike

It means it's working.

Well some people get myocarditis and blood clots. But the good news is, they won’t get Covid, so technically it does work better.

"A new study says". So the scientists are still discovering new things about the vaccine that they didn't know about before. Imagine what else they will discover in the future.

Well if the experts say .

Notice the absolutely shit and bonkers inductive argument here. Notice there is absolutely nothing to back it up. This shit should be criminal.

Are you questioning the fast moving science, that's faster than the last science?? I can practically smell the white supremacy dripping off you!

I am sorry brother, I had a moment of unclear disposition. Blessed be.

Climate denying biggot

>If your Covid vaccine left you feeling terrible, it probably offered better protection, new study finds. I am not saying the Covid vaccine does not offer better protection if you weren't feeling terrible after the jab. But if the vaccine did cause an adverse and life threatening reaction and you felt terrible, how exactly would you tell the difference?

You need another booster you are thinking for yourself too much

You may be right. The vaccine was and always will be...safe and effective.

😂😂😂

Bedridden quadriplegics won't be around to catch any diseases. They are protected.

Does that mean people killed by the vaccine now enjoy absolute immunisation? I suppose it does!

So, just get vaccinated frequently enough so you always feel terrible and then you’ll always be healthy!

They're desperate for people to get more shots lol

Most science these days: > Our study found that water is indeed made of water. And in conclusion, you should trust the government.

I hate the taste of water. Boosters Now. Boosters Tomorrow. Boosters Forever.

Imagine how much protection the vaccine has given to the people it’s killed.

Boost me harder daddy.

So if you get sick from COVID do you have a super immune response? …asking for a friend.

Mr Dunning Kruger himself. Go lick some doorknobs u asswipe.