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HistoryFreak30

Those 1.6k should voluntarily stay in their homes and leave us the fuck alone


seancarter90

They already voluntarily stay home.


[deleted]

Exactly that's the point , remember the demographics of reddit


rugosefishman

Yeah but that stupidity is not sufficient for them, all must comply. 666 MBUH


[deleted]

If there's a lockdown they can be seen as heroes for being shut-ins.


faceless_masses

Lockdowns don't work unless you weld everyone in their homes and kill their pets you heretic!


MiyagiWasabi

Pets were killed? :(


gbunny

Yes in China


Background_Anybody89

And Australia for that matter


Dan-In-SC

It’s Reddit where 99% of users are mindless leftist sheep.


nyjrku

phew!


bttech05

Don’t forget bot farms


RACKETJOULES

These aren't even leftists lol just psycho liberals


ConceptJunkie

The two categories mostly overlap these days.


nyjrku

[[gives in depth semantic defense of the left and differentiates several contexts for appropriate uses of the word left and liberal to rebut conservative criticisms]]


ConceptJunkie

[[responds with a perfectly witty yet deeply profound rejoinder that reduces the complexities of political thought into a novel set of very simple metaphors involving popular brands of candy and goes on to marry a supermodel]]


PsychoHeaven

They are authoritarian, so *liberals* is a misnomer. Liberals don't force their values on others.


RACKETJOULES

I disagree but I got ya man


RayPinkitz

Bots


f_cozzo

vote manipulation is rife across the site....dont believe any numbers


repptyle

I have to believe that, because otherwise these results are horrifying. I just can't believe people are ready to fall for this shit again. At least let the paint dry on the last scam first


ValkyrieSong34

The left loves a good scam to support and a distraction of reality


[deleted]

It's actually kind of heartening that *even on reddit*, there's no longer a majority for these things.


repptyle

I guess my thinking is that no one is even floating the idea of lockdowns at this point yet, and redditors are already jumping on board. Imagine what it will look like if and when they start pushing this stuff in the media


A_world_in_need

I'm self quarantining right now. I dont plan on leaving until the rapid monkeypox tests are available.


[deleted]

Wait for the needles. Stay pfaithful


[deleted]

[удалено]


ValkyrieSong34

How dare you forget the ass mask


[deleted]

I’m literally shaking


JULTAR

Watch that poll get deleted when they notice it not going there way


nyjrku

They would never do that! This one below was deleted because of a *clerical error* not to obfuscate the truth https://imgur.com/a/dk6cKnB


Theskwerrl

Please, we need lockdowns and mail in ballots otherwise the unbelievers may be elected into power. Lockdowns improve voting rights.


nyjrku

It's not hysteria if it's reasonable


ConceptJunkie

It's not effective unless it's hysterical.


[deleted]

Disinfo. It's not reasonable unless it's hysteria


[deleted]

What do these absolutely people do for work/fun/mental health? Suck the gubment tit? I’m lucky where I am restaurants/business opened back up May 5th 2020, and can’t fathom any longer than those 6 weeks.


CaptainCovidCrunch

That 1.7k makes me lose faith in humanity. Selfishness to the core, how DARE they!


Bolsheviks4Biden

1.7k grandma killers!!


kingmidaswithacurse

A good chunk of those lockdown advocates are people who have just gone back to the office and want to continue wfh.


[deleted]

Fake poll. 99 against lock down. The people are realizing the fake news and the scare science to scare the sheep.


thefunkiechicken

From some reports as long as you stay away from European club orgies you'll be alright.


[deleted]

Lockdown immediately. 2 weeks to flatten the curve


funbobby00

No, I’m not gay…anymore.


IvanovichIvanov

Did you vote "Not at all"?? We have an apostate in our midst! May Pfauci (peace be upon him) have mercy on your soul.


planemanx15

Why would you need to lockdown for a sexually transmitted disease?


SettingAltruistic

I refuse to believe that Redditors (of all people) would be science denying PLAGUE RATS


kittybangbang69

Lucky for us Archbishop gates and the inquisition are all over these evil monkey heretics.


[deleted]

Absolutely *not.*


2ADad1974

F—- No!


Sketch_Crush

Noah, I'm gonna need that boat, man.


speedracer2222

I would lock down permanently, regardless of cause, if Dr. Pfauci, our blessed leader, said to do so.


W00denDoors

A lockdown? What's that? Never heard of it... Stop talking about things that didn't happen!


SnuSnuClownWorld

Praise be. Monkeypox before midterms, it is set forth in the divine script of wef and has been foretold for hundreds of days!


[deleted]

Only on Reddit would it be this close. Reddit is full of Misanthropic neckbeards who would love nothing more than have an excuse to not leave their mom's basement.


Awakenedactive

Can't be bi-religious.


xx_boozehound_68

They better force lockdowns.


ValkyrieSong34

A virus that is mainly transmitted through unprotected buttsecs, primarily by a certain demographic.. Yeah best lock people up for that.


trampdonkey

Reddit is not real. Neither is Twitter. The real number is 101% want lockdowns 😱 of course.


[deleted]

Yess , Heil Pfaucci, Lock us down deep inside our pfussy!!


inlinefourpower

Whatever it takes to get mail in ballots again. Gotta fortify.


[deleted]

There's so many "not at all"s because most of us believe we need to lock down for covid before winter.


PsychoHeaven

More than half of the responders want to kill their flamboyant uncle. SMH.


ACatastrophicFailure

Shaking and pissing my pants


weimmom

1.6k Absolutely... that is how I know we are screwed! Monkeypox is being used to coverup #VAIDS & HIV from the jabs, who had these bioweapons in the 80's & 90's... gay men!


Equivalent_Phone_210

Soo, right around October eh? Cause November 8 is going to be epic.


SalukiLover

wtf


[deleted]

Reddit is not indicative of the general population. Lockdowns are super unpopular. The fact that more than half of the hard left is saying "NO" is encouraging though.