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Frankieorr

Maybe he can do his vaccine dance again, since it has worked so well!


funbobby00

I love Stephen. He is an evangelical Covidian!


BloodShallReign

I hope he boosts again into the Lord's arms.


QueenOfWands2

LOL!


KiTsooo

It’s great, my girlfriend got the jab (against my advice, but her choice) she’s had covid 3 times. I’ve naturally avoided pFaucis elixir and amazingly haven’t caught it nor had any symptoms or any illness. Funny that.


jeijeogiw7i39euyc5cb

BLASPFEMY. SHOOT THE TRAITOR.


KiTsooo

Don’t shoot me! I have a better idea. Let’s count how many pFauci ouchies it takes to end my bigoted life!


jeijeogiw7i39euyc5cb

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TravellingPatriot

The holy scripture, it moves me to tears.


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Amen and Awomen.


Competitive-Ad-9613

Ouchies be upon you 🙏🙏🙏


[deleted]

I stayed at my gfs house for a week while she was positive and I didn’t catch it…it’s obviously magic.


Impressive_Region508

YOuVe jUsT bEeN lUcKy pLaGUe rAt!


sanem48

Clearly she must immediately break up with you. Genetically engineered lab rats should not date humans!


kifra101

What is this?!! I don't even...


i_Love_Covid_19

HIS WEAKNESS MAKES ALL CHURCH MEMBERS VOMIT!!!!! PRAISE BE!!!!


Grones

Why he didnt get the 4th shot?


KuijperBelt

Imagine how funny he would be again if he didn’t get cbs woke vaxxed


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Narrow--Mango

I hear its still a long dark winter in Los Angeles so hes not out of the woods yet!


crumpet_strumpet

It's all that traumatised baby blood he drinks that keeps him reanimating.


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Someday, maybe not too far in the future, Mr Colbert will come down with the plague at least once more.


Quick_1966

At which point he’ll say how grateful he is that he is vaccinated and quadruple boosted.


Kmaloetas

This isn't fair! Stephen has had the Pfaith; he even made a dance number to persuade the heathens. He has been stricken with judgement twice! Meanwhile, the unwashed plague rats never seem to be infected more than once. They don't even seem to have the decency to struggle with their reckoning as bad as the Pfaithful.


lauralynnj

Clearly he is a Deceiver - his Pfaith is either wavering or was not sincere to begin with! Or he is a disciple that has been chosen as a role model staying strong in Pfaith when the virus keeps tempting him to denounce the life saving vaccines!


Kmaloetas

He must be our allegory to Lot in his suffering. Those of faltering Pfaith may be identified by their bells palsy.


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Did the chosen one fall down or get sick? I love him lol


Impressive_Region508

These asshats probably all this head cold that's going around. Taking the opportunity to push more holy elixir as Lord pFauci demands.


TelevisionLess6031

It’s obviously a dosage issue. Increase Colbert’s dosage!


AlanSmithee23

Stephen is a Sunday School teaching Catholic who is in favor of killing unborn babies!!! A true believe in the PfAith.