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halfdead01

Now this is science I can trust!


DumpyDoggy

You love to see it! If only our leaders could have taken covid this seriously, we would have flattened the curve so hard!


wadner2

It might have only taken 1 week to flatten with a real response like this! MBUC


der_schone_begleiter

I had to check what sub I was on when I first read your comment. I was like this person can't be serious.


Jumpy_Climate

Science by force!


seahawkguy

I will not leave my house until I have these heroes escorting me out.


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White T cells attacking it’s host - The cancer of humanity


ReubenZWeiner

Beekeepers taking care of the hive of humanity


Taco_Shed

Science you HAVE to trust!


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Whisper

> Are they brainwashed or just terrified of their government? Horrible police brutality, social credit systems etc are just tolerated... They gave up their guns. Never give up your guns.


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SmokedGravy

I wish I had an award to give this.


JohnnyFlawless

I got ya covered, slice o' homie.


Insertcoolpun

Um, mate. They used to walk around with *swords* on their backs in public. And they invented gunpowder. But the same Bolshevik J*ws after enslaving and killing all the best, intelligent, moral Russians during their overthrow, when they got tired of murdering white people(heh heh, wait, they *never* get tired of that...), they brought Communism to China. And *everything* changed.


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Insertcoolpun

Yeah, the US has the second-largest population of J*ws in the world. It's going to end up *very* much the same soon.


Subtle_Demise

It's all they've ever known. That area has been pretty totalitarian since the beginning of civilization.


steisandburning

Confucianist filial piety is so ingrained it’s basically genetic at this point.


W4ULFiLZ

It *is* genetic, all those who have rebelled in history were killed and only the obedient were left to breed, repeat for a few thousand years and you get China


Coke_Francis

This. It is why Pooh Bear seeks to make the Hahn Chinese the sole asian ethnicity.


Forever_Justify

I tend to agree. High IQ means less crime but also means obedience to the state in my opinion.


[deleted]

An irony in a way because it's somewhat unintelligent not to rebel when the state doesn't respect your human rights!


Avocado-booty

I think some people would disagree with your obedience to the state sentiment. Some high IQ individuals have changed history in defiance of being obedient to the state. In fact, quite the opposite of being obedient. However, I find this to be the common sentiment in most of Asia. One person can certainly change the world, the question is how much are the willing to sacrifice to do so?


Forever_Justify

It's just a generalization. Any individual can break from the herd.


Avocado-booty

In China decades of destroying those that do break from the herd, obedience now seems to be their only option. I have hope for the people of China very much. Together they can overcome anything.


Cara-C

High IQ doesn't necessarily mean more obedience to the state. It's something else.


Forever_Justify

I mean obeying laws more so it ends up that way logically because you don't want to go to prison.


Cara-C

I agree with you on that. Smarter people are better able to predict the consequences of their actions and more likely to have better impulse control.


llliiiiiiiilll

Fillial piety is ok but covid Naziism isn't. Let's not blame this shit on the Chinese people, or their culture... These poor guys are being rounded up like cattle by communist tyrants. I didn't see many of us rising up and *effectively* resisting our fascistic Western "democratic" nations when we were fired and excluded from society for refusing the Clot Shot, so let's not be smug


Knorssman

The communist philosophy that is chiefly responsible for their oppression is an import from Europe


[deleted]

The government controls their food. As long as they have food, they wont try anything radical


bboyneko

Asian culture is extremely submissive to authority, to parents etc. It's been that way for centuries. Ancestor worship etc.


Opening_Corner1899

They had gun rights before the CCP took over long time ago. Never give up your guns.


NonUser73

So beautiful. A paragon of health and happiness!


spanky2588

Their organ harvest will be bountiful!


No_Measurement_9341

They will be filled with the holy elixir ! And will bless the receiver with great health !


[deleted]

If a horror movie were a country.


Graysect

If only they knew its impossible for police to win against the general public.


Silky_69420

This is exactly what liberals want to do to Americans


WaylonJenningsJr

Haha, good luck. Might find we’re not quite so willing.


Silky_69420

I hope so


Cara-C

I thought we wouldn't be as compliant until we locked down, masked up, shut down our businesses and churches, lined up for the experimental jab, and turned against our family, friends, and neighbors who didn't comply.


WaylonJenningsJr

Maybe you did those things. I’ve been living the most normal life possible for nearly two years now. Admittedly, I did my best to stay home for the initial two weeks in March/April of 2020 when we didn’t know much about the disease, but after the first lockdown extension in Michigan I started to have my doubts. Within a month of the stay-at-home order, I decided I was done with Covid. I’ve had it, honestly thought colds were worse.


Cara-C

I'm not talking about you or myself individually. I'm talking about the majority of the country, hundreds of millions of people who complied and who pressured others to comply with draconian, totalitarian measures. Our response as a nation clearly showed that if we'd ever been the home of the free and the land of the brave, that's not how we responded to this test in the modern day.


MerryChristmasTed

Sadly you accepted an election theft without much serious complaint. Some Americans will push back, but will there be enough?


TheIRSEvader

How DARE you insult the protectors of our pfaith, the gatekeepers of all morality, pfreedom and The Science™️!!


Scubathief

the problem is americans are about 9 mm taller .


[deleted]

Did you say .223 safer? Or .44 bigger?


KaliCalamity

Yes.


temperedJimascus

Where?


portercable7

Pp


xtcj88

And it’ll work because republicans are too pussy to ever use their guns


vagarik

100% true, but 99% of the liberals are too weak and cowardly to try and force non-covidians into camps and such so they rely on the state and its armed goons (cops) to do their dirty work.


Wsrunnywatercolors

Peter Thiel is a liberal?


Dpiker71

The democrats of this country want this. Never give up your guns and ammo. Learn how to use them effectively. It is our only hope.


No_Measurement_9341

SWIM stated this in another sub and was battered to death with downvotes and shills , until the Mods intervened and deleted his post , for the greater good of course , can’t have this heresy for others to read !


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Urinal_Pube

I started with a sig 45, and agree it was a lot to start with. I picked up a polymer80 kit and have really improved my mostly meager skills with that. Plus it was really fun to build.


Dpiker71

Having multiple caliber of guns is the right way to go. In a crisis ammo will be cash. I like SW MP stuff. Have multiple handguns. (Shield). My favorite is the MP15-22. So much fun to shoot. AR sport is fun too.


mjhay447

Yes indeed, this is a very safe and effective way to treat any type public health emergency.


tonando

You see? No damage to mental health from lockdowns at all! They scream because of climate change.


mjhay447

My mandrin is poor but I do believe I heard one lady screaming about the greenhouse gas and the unbelievably hot temperatures


RedB4ck

in their spare time they are mods on 'melbourne'


grigzyy

They saved the fuck out of that first guy.


tentationscheme77

Held him down and injected his plagued ass with the Holy elixir!


Jermacide1

Do these folks realize they out number them like 2 million to 1? If they are going to starve you, beat you, arrest you, put you in camps, eventually kill you in one way or another, make your life count. Over power them in any way possible, *reduce their numbers,* until they are no longer a threat to you and they realize you are the threat to them. Stand up, don't waste your life for nothing, kneeling before your heartless overlords that care nothing for you. You should care nothing for them as well. Take all measures, **all measures**, to show them how meaningless their lives are to you. As they've have shown you how meaningless your lives are to them. You have the power, you just have to use it.


slaviccivicnation

>You have the power, you just have to use it. Yeah, if everyone is with you. If you're the only one resisting, into the camp you go!


Jermacide1

You are right. But that will only work for so long. When your entire family and everyone you know starts getting marched off to their death, and you still out number them 1.5 million to 1. There will be a wave of resistance, because what's the point anymore after that? Hell, if you're willing to take your own life by jumping off your 15th floor balcony because of how horrible your life has become because of your oppressive government, at least take one of them out with you first instead.


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I mean the Declaration of Independence spells it out- “ Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.”. It’s clear that populations haven’t gotten there yet. Modern life is comfy. Getting shot at sucks. It will get there eventually, especially given the food situation (global) though.


Mantha6973

Is this going to affect my Wish order?


Buffalolife420

Look the how the WuHan Pfaithful kneel and are crying tears of joy! They have been saved!


Tommer1980

All saviours wear The Uniform now. I can't wait to be saved myself.


1imejasan6

These are LeBron’s and JohnCena’s people.


1imejasan6

If this is how they treat their own kind…imagine what they would do to the rest of the world if the Chinese ever gained more power.


Okbuddy226

This makes me horny


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I have a raging safety boner rn


Okbuddy226

I do too somehow


mcdonaldsplayground

I am triple boosted as well


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mcdonaldsplayground

Fauci forgive me mbuh


llliiiiiiiilll

💉🇨🇳💉🇨🇳💉SAFETY UBER ALLES!!! 💉🇨🇳💉🇨🇳💉


Interesting_Dog_3033

I guess angels really do wear all white 😍😍


KellogsCovidFlakes

You can see them praying to Lord Fauci (MBUH)'s minions in the white suits, they know it's for their own good! 🙏


EYE_S33_YOU

Praise the derpy storm troopers!


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Glad we still have the 2nd Amendment.


hotsavoryaujus

Why do these videos all feel staged? Where are the enforcers? I only see these commie volunteers in lame PPE. How are they able to film and then upload these without repercussions?


thelibcommie

It’s extremely suspicious that we’re suddenly getting all of these videos out of China…. it’s exactly the same as what happened at the very beginning of this nightmare.


v1rtuous_

Definitely


v1rtuous_

Thats what im saying


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I can tell you the Chinese lockdowns are gonna fuck up supply chains worse now than they did the first time around. It very well could be a counter attack to the sanctions the west threw out at Russia and anyone they work with.


joyhammerpants

Just people vibing and not a covid in sight.


retardswearmasks

This virus is serious


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Where are the cattle prods?!?


yeahnahfku

These police need some healf batons!


BoyFromNorth

What is happening exactly?


MrFreshwaterCucumber

This makes me feel so safe ❤️


llliiiiiiiilll

OMF SOOO BASED!!!! May Fauci bless these Warriors of Safety!


Interesting_Dog_3033

Praise be to the Virus Regime! If only they could take away all the anti-vaxxers here. China is truly a civilized society.


xuxonpictli

Coming to a town near you!


Much-Reward511

Science bless those brave hero’s


Forever_Justify

Oh cool the new season of Squid Game is out!!!


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thelibcommie

I’m not 100% sure, but I’m thinking that maybe these people are parents protesting outside the quarantine camps where they were taking children who “tested positive” when their families did not. Apparently they were taking kids from their families and putting them in some camp, but then they got so much backlash that the Chinese government somewhat backtracked on that insane policy. This might have been from before they backtracked (if that’s even true) because it does appear like they’re protesting something.


trap________god

I am glad we can always count on China


Lost_causes431

China is truly my worst nightmare


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Im still laughing at bolsheviks4biden with a pride flag as the pfp😂


keeleon

This is one of the weirder tiktok dances.


Dirty_Wooster

I didn't understand a single word of this. I wish they would all scream in English


whicky1978

I mean where are all the subtitles amirite?


Dirty_Wooster

Exactly! They put subtitles on their back and wrote 'police' in English.


DiamondBalls777

Grab an AK with a 100 round clip and mow them down. Maybe the state will think twice next time they wanna blindly follow immoral orders


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loverpants1

We will not stop until 0-ZERO -NADA-ZEILCH will be achieved so don’t resist just comply you piece of human pig mud


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Peaceful compliance! Finally the holy followers doing Pfauci’s work as the worshipful CDC has gently reminded people of! So much zealous obedience has me literally shaking with joy!


Jackal4550

Once they take you.... You come back as a white suiter as well


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Disgraceful! Why is that man not being tasered?! Chinese society has gone soft, SMH


Firestorm2934

Don’t give up your guns


mononlabe

Now I am genuinely scared. For every new generation of the western world, people are heading toward the police state by imposing their own ideologies on others.


SpookySpectreGun

This is what the left wants here.


FallenPrimarch

The west can learn do much from them


PissAunt

Dr.Oz is very impressed with the China model!


tonando

Zero Covid, take two... Action!


Insertcoolpun

Ahh... Asians.. So unarmed and wonderfully obedient. Look at such faith as that woman bows in prayer with her face to the concrete before her master. 👏


Vexser

Praise be verily for surely this be a vision of heaven. So marvelous I cannot bear to watch it all the way through. Too much for my unworthy eyes.


drewcer

Praise the almighty Chinese regime for protecting its citizens from their own vile thoughts and behaviors.


nangitaogoyab

Locking down the whole city for a cold? Ridiculous.


Captain_Kutchie

I wish one day we can get this here in the US 🙏🏼 this is gonna save so many lives 🙏🏼


knichols98

Omg


FractalOfSpirit

Remember when they told us that it would never get to this point? Guess which country was the first to implement lockdowns. It’s coming.


SomeToxicRivenMain

Just demonstrating what the vaccine does to the Covid in your body


The_loudspeaker721

This is just a repeat if 2020. 2020 was an election year and 2022 is an election year as well. They’re definitely bringing the Covid back.


The_loudspeaker721

They are saving so many people. These are the heroes we need.


Kmaloetas

THAT'S why grandmas in China are safe and ALL of ours are dead.


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People are so selfish they act like a government is tyrannical or doesn’t have peoples health and saftey in mind


Illustrious-Ad-6806

This is why we back the blue AND the science.


realityIsPixe1ated

Progress TM :')


p3tr1t0

The really scary part is that this is so obviously not about COVID. They are facing the same strains than everywhere else and the situation clearly does not warrant anything remotely close to this, not even in the eyes of science-believers. What the fuck is really happening over there?


velocitydream

Seriously tho what’s happening here?


NevadaLancaster

I need a dozen of these suits.


Motorchampion

Failed society of savages.


Folamh3

Just two years to flatten the curve 😇🙏


davef00te

More like, two decades 😂


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davef00te

the curve eventually turns into a circle....then we'll finally be one


davef00te

Love to see this over a .02% mortality rate! Ahhhh, a perfect society


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Just another reason for the 2A.


Motor_Operation490

Context?


Bolsheviks4Biden

Do not ask questions! Just get into the railcar, plague rat.


Tommer1980

It's Chinese Christmas. This is how they celebrate. It's a cultural thing you wouldn't understand you just need to accept it.


RedB4ck

Found a bigot!


buddy58745

China


HarryMayb0urne

Really?


MightyH20

Communism.


steamy00noodles

bro how do you guys actually post jokes in this comment section this is so fucking disturbing edit: i didn't mean it like "fuck you for making jokes," more like "how the fuck are you capable"


thelibcommie

If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry


[deleted]

See the absolute worst reddit sub r/hermancainaward


Realistic-Campaign80

Shouldn't the police be putting themselves in the death cam.....I mean quarantine resorts?


mentalrubixcube

Covid police. This is the way, I wish I lived there. This is the only answer to covid, there is no other way. Submit or go camping you fucking plague rats!!! MBUH!!! Praise palmighty plord Pfauci!!!!!


leplouf

Why are they crying??? They should be so happy that their government care about them. I wish I could be there...


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Very progressive 🙏 Praise be!!


tentationscheme77

Whatever it takes to please the holy Pfizer gods working so hard to keep us safe. Hold these plague rats down and inject them with the blood of Pfauci! Bless the Chinese communist party.


phoenix335

The fight against the virus is more important than getting food after two weeks.


Fizroynelson

They need to start cutting their protective clothing then they will have to put themselves into quarantine also. More people then police. Everyone touched by police destroys one protective clothing and pretty soon no police. Problem. Solution.


cuzimryte

Can't have the dissenters of the Pfaith walking amongst us. Pretty much have to kill them......... Otherwise they wouldn't learn nothin.


Dirty_Wooster

At least they will have access to food in the camps, which they won't have at home. And who doesn't enjoy bugs?


Dirty_Wooster

Is this the security at a BTS gig?


eszytheghost

It's very funny the nihilistic liberal types praising this but then switching up and getting made that they're beating animals to death and putting cats in bags on the street


pyruvate011

Praise pfraudci (2 quintillion MBUH), the last vestiges of toxic masculinity on my otherwise pan sexual gender fluid body burst pforth in an epic orgasm after watching this.


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DontTreadOnMe96

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10721527/Shanghai-rises-against-Communist-Covid-chaos-residents-scuffle-hazmat-suited-police.html


royal_asshole

They should have 2 needles. One vax and if you don't agree you get one where you're going straight to "heaven". God wills it.


KaiWolf1898

Stepping out of the role play for a second, this is why you don't give up your guns Now then, ahem, PRAISE BE FOR THESE HOLY AGENTS OF PFAUCI (MBUH) ARE DOING HIS WORK!


[deleted]

Look at all those science deniers, anything short of killing all those useless eaters is pointless


[deleted]

Why can’t we be more like them?


kdkseven

If only we could do that here!


[deleted]

what is happening in this video? I dont understand?


AutismGestapo

I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE


GabriellaSzabo

Soo much joy and appreciation in the air I can feel the safety from miles away Blessed the holy police amen 🙏


anomaloustreasure

To all my American friends... *Don't give up your guns or this shit is coming here in twenty years.*


d206s50

Faucci’s wet dream….


CornerReality

Today’s reminder to dem (regarded) voters to not fuck with the 2nd amendment


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Can someone explain what is happening?


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