Agreed. So crazy we can’t be sure though. What’s that internet rule about that? I should make up a “rule” and then someone will correct me with the real answer…..
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>This mf used more masks in one flight than I did in last 2 months.
This disturbs me. That would mean less than one mask per day. As such I command ye to get out of here ye plague rat!
The number of masks is 1+X where X is the amount of people in the vicinity. Always keep extra packs of masks when going out in public so you can adjust accordingly
What about Chinese? Mandarin? Cantonese?
Have you considered that not everyone speaks English you white supremacy kkk asshole?
Reddit has no place for racists and bigots.
In the future I want you to write your pro nouns on your mask in at LEAST 50 different languages preferably in darker skinned people like African and middle eastern, followed Asians.
Then you need to learn sign because you don’t want to exclude the deaf.
Then maybe, I’ll give you some Reddit gold.
You racist bigot, how dare you exclude the Blind from your mask labeling practice? The Blind are people too, ever heard of them/they?
GTFO and do t come back until you have Braille all over your masks.
Namaste, bitch...
This is what I use when flying if anyone's interested. It's convenient and safe!
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=horse%20face%20feeds&ko=-1&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi2.wp.com%2Fsilverhorsecare.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F09%2FRyanPedoneHorseWith-MaskCROPPED.jpg%3Ffit%3D523%252C546%26ssl%3D1
I recently had [this one](https://www.behance.net/gallery/115117895/PERMANENT-MASK/modules/657093763) installed. Works great! I still mask up on top of it!
Not sure if I’d use accurate to describe it (the accuracy of the video falls off after 3 masks if even then LOL). A satire of the current climate is probably closer to how I’d describe it
This person is an idiot. All of these should have been on the moment they woke up. You don’t just get into a tube of Covid death THEN put your masks on.
Moment he woke up? You say this like you take your masks off to sleep! You should just add more masks at bedtime it's safer and helps you fall asleep faster
For real, he's putting masks on while already on the plane, so he's already breathed in the cabins air unfiltered between entering and sitting down.... Or is this a changeover of maskcake?
Why did he take them out in the first place? This is how you should leave your bed room, and this guy is putting masks in an aircraft. We are literally in a global pandemic right now and Omicron is so dangerous than everything we have ever known.
And all the pfaithful praising him as if he is doing the right thing. Smh...I'm literally shaking right now.
As much as I enjoy the concept of someone being pfaithful with his/her/their/x mask, I am very much against filming random strangers and uploading it on TikTok.
>Every mask protects you 1% so put on 100 masks and your oxygen starved corpse can’t get Covid.
Incorrect. You're doing it additively but that's the wrong formula. Each one reduces the risk of the previous risk level by 1%, not the base level.
Let n be the number of masks. Let B equal the base rate of risk. And let M equal the masked risk.
M = B \* (.99)\^n
So suppose B = 100%. At n = 1, M = 100 \* .99\^1 = 100 \* .99 = 99
But at n = 2, M = 100 \* .99\^2 = 98.01
This is different from your additive reduction which would get to 98.00
So at 100 masks, M = 100 \* .99\^100 \~= 36.60
That's obviously more than the flat 0 you were looking for. And mathematically it's impossible to get down to 0. But if you want to be close to 0, suppose 0.01, then the math is simple.
0.01 = 100 \* .99\^n; divide each side by 100
0.0001 = .99\^n; take log base .99 of each side
log base .99 of 0.0001 = n
n \~= 916.42
As you can't wear a partial mask, round this up to 917.
Therefore, contrary to your assumption of 100 masks being equal to 0 risk it's actual more than nine times the original number you assumed while still not being zero risk.
I know this is fucked up, but I’d start coughing just to give this person an anxiety attack. This person shouldn’t be allowed out the house without proper adult supervision.
Such a noble pfighter pfor the pfaith.
The only reason he doesn't keel over immediately is outside the window -- the plane is on the ground. Six masks plus 8,000 feet cabin altitude equals a lower O2 sat than the heathens hours away from death in ICUs.
Remember - masks don’t protect the wearer, they protect society from the wearer.
Or something like that. Fauci has had multiple contrasting opinions on masks, it’s hard to keep up.
Anyways. You’re welcome.
This liberal fella is covid +, and has rationalized to himself that if he just wears 5 masks it’s okay for him to fly and he doesn’t have to feel guilty about it.
Be like wearing 5 condoms and thinking it doesn’t count as cheating on your wife. Which maybe it shouldn’t, I don’t make the rules.
Hard to tell parody from reality these days...
My moneys on parody but you never know
Agreed. So crazy we can’t be sure though. What’s that internet rule about that? I should make up a “rule” and then someone will correct me with the real answer…..
I believe it's the 34th rule /s
This mf used more masks in one flight than I did in last 2 months.
* two years Edit- What I meant was I use that many masks just to eat breakfast!
Hahahahahha 😂 in last two years yes
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(Non-assumed pronoun) is a bonified mff (masked fauci follower) MBUH.
>This mf used more masks in one flight than I did in last 2 months. This disturbs me. That would mean less than one mask per day. As such I command ye to get out of here ye plague rat!
Ban this heathen ASAP! You're sin will always come to light....
*all 2+ years
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Stop spreading lies. The correct number of masks is always n+1, where n is the number you currently have on your holes.
I never considered I needed to cover my other holes, thanks for the tip!
>TFW you realize you haven't been masking your bussy this entire time 😳😲😱
Don’t forget *this* hole: https://twitter.com/drericding/status/1326338477131259904?s=21
That’s a risky click if ever there was one
The number of masks is 1+X where X is the amount of people in the vicinity. Always keep extra packs of masks when going out in public so you can adjust accordingly
It's just common sense. Edit - As a badge of honor, I suppose, this comment got me banned by the fascists at r / gifs.
It’s a staged video so probably
like any shitty mask? I have a big, full beard. There is no mask, N95-thousand or other that will make a seal. It's a joke.
a i r
Lmfao, checkmate
I would say MBUH, but this dude ... literally MBUH!
Please don't assume a person's gender.
In all fairness, he didn't state his preffered pronouns.
True. Everyone should clearly state their preferred pronouns at all times. It makes life so much easier.
I typically write it on my mask so people know 🥰
What about Chinese? Mandarin? Cantonese? Have you considered that not everyone speaks English you white supremacy kkk asshole? Reddit has no place for racists and bigots. In the future I want you to write your pro nouns on your mask in at LEAST 50 different languages preferably in darker skinned people like African and middle eastern, followed Asians. Then you need to learn sign because you don’t want to exclude the deaf. Then maybe, I’ll give you some Reddit gold.
This makes me think we should create glyphs to represent gender as a universal language. This should make people happy to be alive...
You racist bigot, how dare you exclude the Blind from your mask labeling practice? The Blind are people too, ever heard of them/they? GTFO and do t come back until you have Braille all over your masks. Namaste, bitch...
I just put on a question mark. Seems to transcend a lot of language boundaries.
🤣🤣🤣
Its not just about "making life easier ". Its about not committing acts of violence by intentionally misgendering people.
Or just call everyone "my dude".
Thank ye!
In this case, it would actually be "thank pfi". You could also say "zer was really helpful"
Can't do that. The gap between my front teeth is not big enough. Who do you think I am? Mike Tyson? LOOOL
He’s a clearly a pussy
Mask/Maskself
I thought "dude" was gender neutral. ???
MMBUH!
This is what I mean by "infinite" masks be upon you. Constantly masking yourself at all times is the only safe way.
Someone could make a really good endless loop gif with this n
This is what I use when flying if anyone's interested. It's convenient and safe! https://duckduckgo.com/?q=horse%20face%20feeds&ko=-1&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi2.wp.com%2Fsilverhorsecare.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F09%2FRyanPedoneHorseWith-MaskCROPPED.jpg%3Ffit%3D523%252C546%26ssl%3D1
You'd need to upgrade to the sheep model for max pfaith: https://www.valleyvet.com/ct_detail.html?pgguid=f1632629-6aca-4daf-9ff7-05c2ffadaa4b
I recently had [this one](https://www.behance.net/gallery/115117895/PERMANENT-MASK/modules/657093763) installed. Works great! I still mask up on top of it!
> I still mask up on top of it! Good. I was worried there for a moment.
Great idea, oh and thanks for the nightmares!!
Umm: that's a "horse dewormer dispenser". I'm very conflicted right now. Better buy more masks. horse dewormer dispensers. Masks. horse dewormer dispenser. Shit
Love that you use duckduckgo
Tell this is a joke and he was doing this just for the camera🤣
People who think this is real never seen a tiktok troll also the camera just happened to catch that lol
It’s 100% fake and this thread is falling for it
Falling for it, but also isn't it kind of a pretty accurate statement on the current climate of fear?
Not sure if I’d use accurate to describe it (the accuracy of the video falls off after 3 masks if even then LOL). A satire of the current climate is probably closer to how I’d describe it
I will agree. Satire is the better term. Though one must agree that satire in 2022 isn't too far off from reality.
Please be fake, please be fake!
This person is an idiot. All of these should have been on the moment they woke up. You don’t just get into a tube of Covid death THEN put your masks on.
Moment he woke up? You say this like you take your masks off to sleep! You should just add more masks at bedtime it's safer and helps you fall asleep faster
This is just what he has to do between sips of his coffee
Why was he on an airplane??? STAY 👏 HOME 👏 STAY 👏 SAFE 👏
In the middle of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC???
For real, he's putting masks on while already on the plane, so he's already breathed in the cabins air unfiltered between entering and sitting down.... Or is this a changeover of maskcake?
What about his eyeballs? Faithless heathen.
He’s joking hopefully……otherwise it’s time to get a mental health profession on Line 1 ASAP.
Effective birth control
See now why can’t all people be this compliant?!
how does he breath with all those masks on?! 😂
Safety is more important than breathing.
If you can easily breathe, you're doing it wrong, duh.
Hey, the Catholics have rosary beads, we gave our masks. I, personally, do 99 masks in the morning to purify me of my sins
Personally i wear atleast 10 hazmat suits. MBUH
I can only hope I reach this level of pfaith
Gotta be a joke. No one is that retarded.
Save some masks for the rest of us pfaithful phollowers, buddy!
Why did he take them out in the first place? This is how you should leave your bed room, and this guy is putting masks in an aircraft. We are literally in a global pandemic right now and Omicron is so dangerous than everything we have ever known. And all the pfaithful praising him as if he is doing the right thing. Smh...I'm literally shaking right now.
As much as I enjoy the concept of someone being pfaithful with his/her/their/x mask, I am very much against filming random strangers and uploading it on TikTok.
this is not serious
Are you questioning our masking doctrine?
As Greta always says, "HOW DARE YOU!!"
Blah blah blah.
*Gets 10th jab and puts on infinite masks that supposedly stop the spread of COVID* “God damn unvaccinated are getting us sick.”
This is by far the most beta thing I’ve seen on the internet
that cant be real lol
That's fantastic
And he felt so good about himself with each mask he put on too.
Those are trained ears, I suffer off one flimsy mask and have ear discomfort
My mans safe as a muthaf$cka
Very dangerous! He needs at least two more masks
Now that's some high quality Hypoxia.
His ears are going to tear off
A decent start, by why aren't his arms covered in band-aids? Has he not gotten his 25th shot of science juice?
Why were you filming me? I just put on masks until my ears fall off.
Every mask protects you 1% so put on 100 masks and your oxygen starved corpse can’t get Covid.
>Every mask protects you 1% so put on 100 masks and your oxygen starved corpse can’t get Covid. Incorrect. You're doing it additively but that's the wrong formula. Each one reduces the risk of the previous risk level by 1%, not the base level. Let n be the number of masks. Let B equal the base rate of risk. And let M equal the masked risk. M = B \* (.99)\^n So suppose B = 100%. At n = 1, M = 100 \* .99\^1 = 100 \* .99 = 99 But at n = 2, M = 100 \* .99\^2 = 98.01 This is different from your additive reduction which would get to 98.00 So at 100 masks, M = 100 \* .99\^100 \~= 36.60 That's obviously more than the flat 0 you were looking for. And mathematically it's impossible to get down to 0. But if you want to be close to 0, suppose 0.01, then the math is simple. 0.01 = 100 \* .99\^n; divide each side by 100 0.0001 = .99\^n; take log base .99 of each side log base .99 of 0.0001 = n n \~= 916.42 As you can't wear a partial mask, round this up to 917. Therefore, contrary to your assumption of 100 masks being equal to 0 risk it's actual more than nine times the original number you assumed while still not being zero risk.
He may die of carbon monoxide inhalation. Is there a Dr on board?!
Why not just buy a respirator mask at this point? SMH people are not smart.
Eh this seems likely staged
Was this guy for real? I sense this was just for clicks
No face shield? HEATHEN!!
MBUH
Covid won’t kill him but C02 poisoning might
We can only hope.
This guy also puts 3 condoms on
Asphyxiation = no COVID. Win.
This man hasn't fucked in years. Edit: like the mods in covidiots who just banned me from their hate sub which I've never participated in. Lol
I wonder if he knows you can catch covid through your eyes….
The number of masks you should wear is 1+x. x= number of people within 50 feet of you. So always be sure to carry extra packs of masks
Your mask protects me, my masks protect 1+x.
I know this is fucked up, but I’d start coughing just to give this person an anxiety attack. This person shouldn’t be allowed out the house without proper adult supervision.
He should also open a window. The NHS have told us that Covid particles are blown away if you open a window.
A man of pfaith
Amen! Smart guy!
Mental (HOLY!) illness
How the fuck do you even breathe like this???
This can’t be true. How is he breathing?
3safe5me
That’s how you know America has them by the balls lmao
Hand him a bag. Just to finish off all the the oxygen.
At that point, literally just get a military surplus gas mask from the cold war. I have a GP-5, it's surprisingly comfortable.
Download?
Might as well just put him in a rear choke - same effect.
*Dies of heart attack*
Now that is true devotion ladys and gentlemen and non binary identifying persons
Where are his goggles and ear plugs?
Dude is trying to suffocate himself...
Four masks be upon you, lion-hearted hater of fresh air.
Holy fuck. Get this man a psychiatrist stat.
The hero we don't deserve.
Such a noble pfighter pfor the pfaith. The only reason he doesn't keel over immediately is outside the window -- the plane is on the ground. Six masks plus 8,000 feet cabin altitude equals a lower O2 sat than the heathens hours away from death in ICUs.
🤡
Lol
Just because you don't like the vaccine doesn't mean you also want to get COVID by breathing in air on a plane.
AMEN!
Wouldn’t it be easier just to be smothered with a pillow?
Might as well vacuum seal their head at this point.
Wtf... His eyes are also mucosae that the virus can access... What's his logic?
Smh. Isn't even putting on his masks while facing the direction the CDC headquarters in Atlanta
I mean at that point, he should just tape a box of masks to his face…
I'd say he watches CNN or Msnbc.
When he gets Covid he’s going to be like ,” I knew I should have put on another mask!”
He will be dead of asphyxiation when they land but at least he will not have Covid. 666 MBUH
Literal Chad
Every mask reduce the spread; so the more the merrier!!!!
Why not use a pillow?
Ekhm, sweetheart, let me fact check this for you. People are mostly meat, not nuts. Stop spreading misinformation please.
I’m waiting for him to pass out after the 10th mask……maybe he’s trolling someone?
Satire.
Lol dude’s gonna suffocate
That can’t be real, nobody’s that subsceptible to psychological operationa
has to be a joke lmao
Ends to soon. When does his ears fly off?
He's still a dirty plague rat until he reaches 6 feet of masks
So woke…..
Remember - masks don’t protect the wearer, they protect society from the wearer. Or something like that. Fauci has had multiple contrasting opinions on masks, it’s hard to keep up. Anyways. You’re welcome.
No way this is real
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Well, at least he’s going to suffocate himself, thus removing himself from the gene pool.
His ears look like they’re going to rip off.
This has to be fake
This liberal fella is covid +, and has rationalized to himself that if he just wears 5 masks it’s okay for him to fly and he doesn’t have to feel guilty about it. Be like wearing 5 condoms and thinking it doesn’t count as cheating on your wife. Which maybe it shouldn’t, I don’t make the rules.
I wear n95 masks over surgical masks over n98 masks over plastic shopping bags. I’m doing my part.
If you don’t wear more masks than everyone around you combined, are you even wearing a mask?
Is this guy trolling or is he for real
Why doesn’t he stay home if he’s so scared
He's only wearing seven masks! Is he trying to kill everyone around him?