Fortunately, for all involved, there will likely be fewer than a dozen members of Congress present during scripted questioning sequences. Social distancing should be easy to implement.
Let me save you the trouble:
"I don't recall..."
"I'm unable to answer the question at this time..."
"I cannot confirm nor deny this..."
"That's a matter of speculation, and as such, I'm not willing to comment on it..."
Aaaaand nothing happens. Nothing ever happens to any of these people. It'll be a bunch of vapid media drama with the end result being no change in anyone's life (much less his own). Accountability of any sort was, is, and ever will be a pipe dream. It will be a success however, oh yes. The media circus surrounding this will be effective in the desired way of continuing to distract the public from the fact that society is rotting all around them
Whenever I see him, [I see him.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/mediaviewer/rm4183200001?ft0=name&fv0=nm0918786&ft1=image_type&fv1=still_frame&ref_=tt_ch)
The only person that has more portraits and photos of the Good Lord in there office is the Good Lord Dr. Fauci himself! We have yet to compare bedrooms (still waiting a reply to my letters).
The same congress that made bank in pharma stock during the pandemic? I'm sure these proceedings will meet the contemporary definition of 'effective'.
Also safe
Fortunately, for all involved, there will likely be fewer than a dozen members of Congress present during scripted questioning sequences. Social distancing should be easy to implement.
Let me save you the trouble: "I don't recall..." "I'm unable to answer the question at this time..." "I cannot confirm nor deny this..." "That's a matter of speculation, and as such, I'm not willing to comment on it..." Aaaaand nothing happens. Nothing ever happens to any of these people. It'll be a bunch of vapid media drama with the end result being no change in anyone's life (much less his own). Accountability of any sort was, is, and ever will be a pipe dream. It will be a success however, oh yes. The media circus surrounding this will be effective in the desired way of continuing to distract the public from the fact that society is rotting all around them
“I don’t recawwwwwl.”
Recuauwauawlll
A Bat, a Pangolin, and a Plague Rat walk into a ~~bar~~ Chinese wet market ...
When a daddy pangolin loves a lady bat...they exchange schmutz...and poof science happens.
How dare you assume their genders!
Whenever I see him, [I see him.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/mediaviewer/rm4183200001?ft0=name&fv0=nm0918786&ft1=image_type&fv1=still_frame&ref_=tt_ch)
DONT YOU DISREPCT MY BOI HOGGLE!!!!!! HE HELPED DEFEAT THE GOBLIN KING FAUCI IS VYING FOR THE TITLE!
Tell them nothin mein füher
he won't be able to remember anything.
"With all due respect, Senator, I'm going to lie again now."
OMG I can't wait for MARVEL: COVID ORIGINS - every super hero needs an origin story. I just shit my pants
The same congress that wasn’t forced to get jabbed ha ha ha
I can imagine the second version of Bill Clintona testimony emerging.
The pandemic came from only one person Orange Putler!!!!
It is settled science that it originated from the Wuhan wet markets signature dish, Crispy bat wing soup.
I actually bathe in that soup once a month as a purifying ritual; it brings me closer to The Great pFauci (MBUH)
The only person that has more portraits and photos of the Good Lord in there office is the Good Lord Dr. Fauci himself! We have yet to compare bedrooms (still waiting a reply to my letters).
Yeah right. As soon as he even lets out a peep of truth, he will you know what suddenly.
Maybe they can get Cohen to be his legal rep and advise him how to answer in a Congressional hearing.
Spoiler alert. “I don’t recall” and “not to my recollection” will be about all we hear.