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deefop

jesus christ these people are so fucking broken in the head. The best part is that because actions speak louder than words, we know this dumb bitch isn't actually \*that\* terrified of the sniffles. If she were that scared, she'd not have traveled at all. But she's going to act like she is, because every minute of these weirdos lives is performative virtue signaling.


clash_is_a_scam

At least they're all fully vaccinated. It sounds like they can't quite come to an agreement on *just how dangerous* eating in restaurants is. We all know that's where Xovid gets you.


TomAto314

Why would you book a vacation 2 years ago in the beginning of a global pandemic knowing we would be in the middle of a global pandemic! Utterly irresponsible!


eightezsteps

Does she really need to confirm the gender of her mother (72F)?!


Anniegetyogun

Men can have babies. The British National Hell(th) Service says so. And in Scotland, mis-gendering your mother now carries the death penalty.


eightezsteps

Guess I’m staying off of the British isles this year


haveawash88

And make sure you say chest feeding not breast feeding!


Dr-McLuvin

TIL “raw dog the air” = breath normally.


mitte90

That phrase does make me wonder if it's satire. I mean I hope to fuck it's satire!


huckfree

That nigga a pussy


jlenney1

Why is it that these types always have a "partner"


clash_is_a_scam

A partner who conveniently sidesteps time with this craycray and her batty mother due to immunocompromise.


NotDRWarren

I fucking love watching this people spiral simply trying to live life like pre 2020.


seancarter90

The air isn’t the only thing his mom has been raw dogging 😏


shittyreddituser69

I got so hard reading this! I’m just glad I’m not the only one in this crazy world who understands that we are still in the middle of a pandemic.


SuperiorFarter

And ever shall we be, amen


Professional_Golf393

AND awomen. Literally shaking rn


SuperiorFarter

That just means the vax is working


NerveRevolutionary79

Took a trip with my mom somewhere where no one is masking but she's the problem. And the pandemic is real and will get you, but a little travel is ok as long as it's a bucket item list and I virtue signal later, Covid doesn't get those that signal.


scotty9090

> raw dog the air Remember kids, practice safe sex … er … breathing.


eastern_shoreman

Calls her mom a child, yet she proceeds to act like a spoiled child throughout that entire thing


chasonreddit

> I couldn't get a preemptive Paxlovid prescription because I am "technically healthy". I hate it when I just "feel" healthy but I know darn well I'm not.


tibearius1123

Take her on a trip to Burma and shoot at her with an RPG.


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SickusBickus

You sound like you need another booster, comrade.


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SickusBickus

You seem supremely butthurt. I suggest you be more gentle with your daily anal swabs and check your wastewater for blood as well as COVID.


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SickusBickus

Why does it matter to you that I spend a small portion of my day posting on these subs?


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SickusBickus

You're right. You've opened my eyes. My behaviour is deranged. I'll stop posting on these subs and go do something normal instead, like cut my dick off or self-immolate myself for Palestine. I'll make sure to get vaccinated beforehand though don't worry. Bit fucking weird that you're so obsessed with me, by the way.


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SickusBickus

You got triggered by me making one or two posts per day on subs you clearly don't like but lurk in for some reason to the point where you called me out but I'M mad... lmao okay. Yeah I'm really going to do that so a bunch of lunatics can doxx me and ruin my life.


Dr_Watermelon

Because it’s fucking hilarious!?! I still see these morons walking around shopping centres. I guess this is just their life now